The building was condemned several years ago and was slated to be torn down — the top story, whose floors have sagged so you walk up and downhill when you’re moving around up there, is permanently closed. But Our Beloved Employer, whose president has been involved in a massive building campaign to accommodate his six-figure hires while letting the classroom buildings and peons’ offices erode away, decided the structure was…oh, amazing!…sound after all. So the building still stands. More or less.

My solution is to stay out of it as much as possible. With any luck, I’ll soon have a new job that will allow me to stay off the campus: permanently.