The ultimate frugalist’s candle

Aren’t these cool?

FakeCandles

Literally! Those candles are burning with a flame that doesn’t melt wax. Real candles: fake flames.

I found a lifetime supply of LED-driven fake tea candles at Costco for about 18 bucks. Thought I could put them in the front windows to make some sorta low-key Christmas decorations, but they’re not tall enough to be seen from the outside.

Lurking in the back of a closet, though, were some old pillar candles burned about halfway down. Idea: set the fake tea candle down inside the hollow pillar candle and stepped back a ways.

As long as you’re not looking down into the candle from the top, this lash-up looks alarmingly like a real candle with a real flame flickering down inside it. Perfect for a mantel or maybe a bookshelf.

Intrigued by the possibilities, I put one in a glass Kosta Boda tea light holder. The LED is a little dim for authenticity, unless the room is completely dark. Then I came up with the idea of setting it in a short French canning jar. Because the jar’s thick, curvy walls distort light, the thing looks amazingly like a real tea candle sitting in there! Perfect for the table on the back porch:

FakeCandleInAJar

In the dark, the camera doesn’t do justice to the effect, I’m afraid…

FakeJarredCandleInTheDark

Is that or is that not silly? Since Costco peddles a lifetime supply not only of fake tea lights but also of fake tea light batteries, what you get for your 18 dollah is rescued pillar candles that will last forever, or nearly so. And enough fake votive lights to experiment with every crazy mood lighting scheme you can dream up.

CostcoFakeCandles

You can buy fake LED tea lights online at Amazon.com, but I’m not seeing any quite like Costco’s, though some are rechargeable. The Amazon specimens all have a little fake flame sticking up like a leprechaun’s finger in the middle. The Costco set has quite a few with a fake wick set down inside the plastic (but waxy-feeling!) fake candle, which looks surprisingly realistic from a distance, especially when it’s tucked down inside a container.

Amazon has some wonderfully tacky versions, though: serious kitsch! Take, for example (please!), these marvelous underwater colored fake candles:

Amazing, huh? One admiring customer reported, “The LED lights are awesome. We put them inside fish bowls filled with marbles and water and they lasted the whole night.”

Lucky goldfish!

:-D :roll: :-D

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Shelley November 14, 2010 at 6:15 am

I can see candles being added to the list of ‘hearth & home’ simple pleasures, but part of me thinks the flame is the point, though I can see all the downsides and your LED’s would take care of those. I think I’d have to see them in situ to have an opinion. They obviously give you a lot of satisfaction, and that’s what matter most.

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frugalscholar November 14, 2010 at 7:53 am

At a thrift store many years ago, I bought a large bag of candle odds and ends for maybe a quarter. Still have some.

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funny November 14, 2010 at 8:09 am

@ Shelley and frugalscholar: Yard sales are also great places to find candles. I’m kinda picky, though: don’t like scented candles. And as for the LED scheme, I didn’t want to put real candles on the windowsill, anywhere near the curtains.

And who knows…maybe I can yard-sale the extras for more than I paid for the whole package. ;-)

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lagatta à montréal November 15, 2010 at 8:34 pm

Candles are Verboten at certain residences where I stay when working in Europe. I can certainly see the … romantic … uses of these things.

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Jackie November 16, 2010 at 8:53 am

Those are pretty awesome, and also nice because I’m always afraid I’ll fall asleep with candles lit — no worries about that with these!

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