Coffee heat rising

Homo profligus rides again

Lordie! Will we never hear the end of Edmund Andrews? This morning’s NY Times Book Review devotes over 13 (three-inch wide!) column inches to a meditation on the Times reporter’s $25.95 exposé of his own stupidity. To reviewer Tom Vanderbilt’s credit, he does point out some of the questionable aspects of Andrews’s story, though not until the end of his comments.

Edmunds, responding to the question of why he got himself into an impossible mortgage, says “I took a gamble.” Five grafs later we learn that he and his serially bankrupt wife left their spouses and “proudly risked everything to be together.”

Financial insolvency doesn’t seem to be the only kind of bankruptcy this pair suffers.

Olive oil soothes sore, cracked heels and callused feet

At the risk of promoting olive oil as some kind of miracle elixir, I’d like to tell you about another small discovery. If you wear sandals a lot, you’ve probably experienced the cracked heels that come when dry summer weather takes after the calluses you get from barefoot or sandaled walking. The other day one of my dainty little paws developed a crack so deep it bled. Did that hurt! Every step made that sore heel yelp in pain.

Ouch!
Ouch!

{sigh} I’ve tried sooo many nostrums to deal with dry, cracked heels that I’ve about given up. Hand creams, cow teat ointment, horse hoof ointment, special cracked heel creams, Vaseline, callus scrapers, even prescription gunk. Not a one did any good. Usually when this happens I have to plaster on a giant bandage over a blob of antibiotic ointment and limp around until the split heals.

So I’m sitting there studying yet another brutalized heel when it occurs to me that if olive oil works on your face and works on your hair, maybe it would work on your feet. So, I hauled out some gear and went to work.

Feet & gear
Feet & gear

First, I added a little scented bubble bath to a bucketful of warm water and, after removing the raggedy toenail polish, soaked the victimized feet until I could scrub off all the dirt and dead hide  with a nail brush and pumice stone.

Luxury foot bath
Luxury foot bath

This felt pretty good, though I had to be careful not to cause another squawk of protest from the injured heel. After everything was as clean and smooth as I could make it, I applied about a tablespoon of olive oil to one foot and massaged it in, paying special attention to the calluses around the heel and on the sole and toes. Quickly put on a ped-sized socklet, to keep the oil on my foot and off the floor and furniture. Repeated the same with the other foot.

The next morning, my foot felt a lot better. It wasn’t fully healed, but at least I didn’t have to wear a bandage to walk around.

The following evening, I rubbed more olive oil into each foot, especially around the heels, and covered up with small, light socks again. Each night I wore the socks to bed, mostly to keep any oil from rubbing off on the sheets but also to protect the feet. Truth to tell, by the time I went to bed the olive oil had soaked into the skin (or the socks) enough that it probably wouldn’t have stained the sheets. But who can afford to buy a new set of cotton sheets just because her feet hurt, eh?

On the second day after the initial treatment, the cracked heel seemed to be fixed. As I did the preceding day, I wore shoes with socks (ugh, in 110-degree heat!!) instead of sandals. Again that evening, I massaged in some more olive oil.

By the third morning, the difference was noticable. Far from perfect (oh, to be 20 again!), but improved enough that it doesn’t hurt. At least.

After another olive oil massage and overnight rest, the feet looked pretty good, and the split in the heel was all gone. Given a toenail repaint, the effect is not bad, for an old bat:

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Note that this is absolutely, positively not an instant fix! For three full days, I didn’t even think about repainting the toenails. It took that long for the olive oil to soften and soothe the dry, callused skin.

Also take note that it does, yes indeed it does make you smell like a walking tossed salad. It’s probably not appropriate if you have a lover in the house, unless he or she doesn’t mind having you spend a few nights in the guest bedroom. 😉

Funny’s other uses for olive oil

Hair conditioner
Facial cleanser
Update on skin conditioning

What’s a master’s degree worth?

Associate editor and business partner Tina sends a link to this interesting discussion. The main post itself has several links to relevant, equally interesting posts and conversations.

Given the astonishing burden of student loans that too many young people are saddled with—M’hijito’s roommate’s girlfriend, for example, remarked that she will graduate from a top-quality institution with a master’s degree in international business and $1,400-a-month student loan payments—assessing the “value” of graduate education is not a crass or pointless exercise. It’s well and good to love learning for learning’s sake and so to feel that the graduate school experience is irrelevant to one’s vocational prospects. However, once that graduate school experience ends, you still have to pay for it. You still have to keep a roof over your head, put food on your table, and foot the considerable cost of raising a family. When young people are saddled with five- and six-figure student loan debt, they should reasonably expect the financial investment in graduate education to pay off with jobs that will support them.

“That, unfortunately, is too often not the case. In our current economy, there simply aren’t enough decent jobs (or jobs at all) to accommodate the rafts of M.A.’s and Ph.D.’s that learning factories like GDU crank out each year. Certain degrees, like an executive doctorate in educational leadership, make for more employable graduates than others, hile some degrees, such as the M.B.A., need to come from a top-tier (read “wildly expensive”) school even to get the holder hired, to say nothing of commanding an upper-middle-class starting salary. And some degrees, to be blunt about it, are simply fraudulent: they’re money-making scams perpetrated by administrators solely to extract as much cash as possible from as many suckers as will bite.

For example, GDU has a much-ballyhooed interdisciplinary master’s degree that has virtually no entrance requirements and virtually no substance. Students in this program, which the university advertises as something that will help working adults get ahead in their careers, pay a $200 per credit surcharge, on top of the regular graduate tuition and various extra charges (all GDU students, for example, pay an extra fee to support the athletic program). Since a standard graduate course carries three credits, every single course you take in this program costs you $600 more than any other student on the campus would pay for it. Students enrolled in the program take a few core courses taught by the program’s director and then fill out their card with electives in regular departments. One elective is U.S.-Mexican border history. A student in this exotic interdisciplinary program may sit next to a History Department graduate student who pays a full $600 less to be in that classroom. Because the program is pretty fluffy and leaves one with a master’s degree in nothing recognizable by another university or by an employer, its value is highly questionable. IMHO, it’s a scam.

That’s not to say you shouldn’t pursue a master’s degree. Or a doctorate, or a J.D., or degrees in nursing, public health, history, English, library science. To the contrary. Graduate education has—or should have—real financial value in addition to the intellectual adventure and polish that students rightly expect to gain from it.

After altogether too many years in the ivied halls of academe, I would advise those who are thinking that now is the time to go back to school for a master’s degree, a professional degree, or a doctorate to plan very carefully. You need to develop a two-pronged planning scheme:

1. Intellectual and spiritual planning

The prospective graduate student should ask Why, really, do I want to do this?

Do you want to pursue a subject because you’re crazy-passionate about it, so much so that you don’t care whether you can ever make a living at it? (There’s nothing wrong with this, BTW.)

Do you feel a graduate degree will make you look smarter to people who matter to you? (You’d be amazed at how many people with Ph.D.’s wanted, at heart, to prove to someone that they weren’t so stupid after all! This is not a good reason to go to graduate school.)

Do you want a graduate degree because you hope it will open the door to an interesting line of work, whose pay doesn’t really matter as long as the job doesn’t bore the pants off you?

Do you want the degree because you think it will open the door to high-paying occupations, whose remuneration very much does matter?

Is it that, at the grand old age of 28 or 30, you still don’t know what you want to do when you grow up and you’d like to take a couple years in graduate school to figure that out? (Chances are you won’t figure it out then, either—precious few of us ever know what we want to do when we grow up!)

The answers to these and similar questions not only bear on your choice of major, they bear on financial issues, too. To make a just-barely-living wage in teaching, journalism, or library science, for example, requires a master’s degree, but it doesn’t require one from an expensive university. As long as you can put food on your table, a vocation that calls to you need not earn a ton of money. But…maybe it shouldn’t put you in hock for the rest of your life. And surely Tucson, Buffalo, or Austin is as good a place as New Haven to take two years to seek the meaning of your life. On the other hand, if a high-powered corporate career is what you’re after, then you probably need a degree from a world-class institution—a costly program may pay for itself within a few years after you graduate.

2. Financial planning

Bringing your real motives into sharp focus goes a long way toward deciding how much to spend on a degree and how to finance it. First, of course, you now can decide whether you truly need a degree from a prestigious (i.e., expensive) school or whether an in-state public university will suffice.

Consider that even lukewarm public universities often have one or two first-rate—even world-class—programs. The University of Arizona, for example, has one of the premier programs in astrophysics on the planet. Psychology programs at Michigan, Cal-Berkeley, Illinois, UCLA, Minnesota, Indiana, and Washington rank among the top twenty in the U.S. Cal-Berkeley, NYU, North Carolina, Indiana, Washington, and Maryland’s MBA programs have shown up among the top twenty. Don’t discount your home state’s public schools, especially if you’re in a place in your life where one master’s degree is about as good as another. Check university rankings for schools in your state and for public universities whose out-of-state tuition is more or less within reason.

If nothing close to home has a program that suffices, investigate universities in other countries, such as Canada, where costs are far more reasonable than out-of-state fees in the U.S.

Try to get your employer to foot part or all of the bill. Many companies and government employers will underwrite graduate training relevant to the job. Even if you have to agree to stay with the company for a number of years after you finish the degree, that’s more than a fair trade to avoid being saddled with student loan debt for years.

Look for research assistantships that waive tuition. Tell the program director or whoever is trying to recruit you that you can’t attend unless you get an assistantship or other support that will waive tuition. Remember: graduate students are the bread and butter of most university departments. They want you.

Failing that, try to get a 50 percent FTE job on the campus. Most universities waive tuition for employees, and often this applies to half-time as well as full-time workers. GDU, for example, considers a 50 percent time job to be “full time,” complete with health insurance and tuition waiver. The waiver is taxed as income, but since you will earn so little, your tax will be minimal…certainly compared to a lifetime of student loan payments. Often this applies only to in-state tuition; bear that in mind if you’re looking at out-of-state schools.

Some universities will waive tuition for an employee’s spouse. If your husband or wife has a job that’s fungible and is willing to work at the desired college or university, this is a strategy that might make sense.

If you’re interested in a university in another state, get a job in that state, register your car there, register to vote, and wait a year to enroll. This will establish residency and avoid the outrageous tuition often charged to  out-of-state students.

Do everything you can to avoid having to take on student loans, even if it means maintaining your dreary day job and taking coursework online and at night. If you possibly can get by on a part-time income, tighten your belt for the two to four years it will take to complete a program while you work. That’s a hard row to hoe, but well worth the goal: completing the degree free of debt.

Finally, I’d add one more bit of advice:

Caveat emptor!

Investigate and think carefully about any degree program before enrolling—no matter which institution offers it. Some otherwise respectable universities have gone into the diploma mill business—under pressure from legislators and alumni to compete with outfits like the University of Phoenix, university administrators and boards of regents crave to operate their institutions on a business model, even though education is not and should never be a business.

Any degree program that does not require the GRE, the GMAT, the LSE, or a similar entry exam is suspect. My university, for example, offers a very respectable Master of Business Administration, for which applicants must submit GMAT scores. It also offers several knockoff low-residency and online versions of the MBA, none of which requires an entrance exam of any kind. Savvy employers know the difference.

Any fully online degree program should be regarded with deepest suspicion. Any low-residency program should be approached with caution. Any interdisciplinary program that leaves you with a strangely titled degree (“Master of Liberal Studies,” for example) should be avoided. These degrees may get you a perfectly fine job. Maybe not, too.

If higher education is a business, then students are consumers, and they should use as much care in buying the “product” as they do in buying a refrigerator or a dishwasher.

Postscript, June 6, 2009: One other strategy for underwriting a master’s degree without going into permanent hock is to join the military. I didn’t think about this as I wrote the post, first because it’s such a huge commitment and second because IMHO, you should join the military because you want to serve your country, not because you want to extract a lagniappe. If your main motive for signing up is to have the taxpayer cover the cost of your graduate tuition, you really ought to ask yourself whether a master’s degree is worth risking your life. There are higher reasons for serving America.

Images:

Oxford University, Andrew Yong at Wikipedia Commons
U.C. Berkeley, Tristan Harward, at
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Is this for reals?

For a good laugh, check out this amazing performance.

Now, we all know what Fox is…but do you think it’s really a newscast? The talking heads don’t look like SNL performers. Is it a joke, or is it Third-World-style journalism: can’t afford a real film clip or a trip to the zoo for the camera crew, so let’s punt?

Six-thirty in the morning and it’s already 90 degrees outside. Gotta go rescue plants. Later!

Sky still in place

The turquoise-blue Arizona sky hasn’t fallen yet, though we wait for the occasional asteroid to hit the ground. The governor has called the legislature back into a special session, in hopes of getting something more like her way in the fight over the budget. Meanwhile, most state agencies (what remains of them) were open for business today.

An Arizona Republic reporter passes along something amazing, however. If the state fails to pay our salaries tomorrow, we’ll get a nice bonus:

A shutdown would harm the state’s credit rating, making it more expensive for Arizona to borrow money in the future, [State Treasurer Dean] Martin said. And if the state can’t make its $85 million biweekly payroll Thursday, federal law says the state could have to pay triple the amount, up to $255 million, to state workers as a penalty.

Well, in the case of university employees, nonpayment is unlikely to come to pass. Our college’s business manager says this week’s payroll has already been processed. If direct deposit is automated, as it almost certainly is, we should see our paychecks sometime tomorrow.

Besides, if the legislature (and governor) stink like dead fish now, just imagine the effect they’ll have on taxpayers when the state has to shell out $170 million dollars more than is actually owed to its workers! It won’t just be state employees and July 4 vacationers turned out of campgrounds who’ll be trying to vote the rascals out of office. Although the parks reopened this morning, most campers were rousted out yesterday afternoon.

It’s quite an Independence Day spectacle. More fireworks are on the way.

😀