August 15, 2019
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Ever think that life gets hilariouser and hilariouser by the day? Hilariouser: I use that term ironically…. A couple weeks ago, the Mayo sent a snail-mail letter — on a piece of paper, can you imagine? — saying that the … Continue reading
August 13, 2019
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So tomorrow the Swimming Pool Service & Repair crew is supposed to come over to drain the pool and start a massive cleanup. Nothing that I’ve done has halted the steady swampification of the water, which now looks like something … Continue reading
August 11, 2019
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Am I crazy? This idea is beginning to make more and more sense to me: Get rid of the backyard swimming pool. Tear it out and replace it with a nice xeriscapic garden. You’ll recall that I drew out about … Continue reading
August 7, 2019
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Once again, an outbreak of our nation’s public mental illness: madmen shooting everybody in sight. And as we know from experience, whenever one nutcase picks up his fake AK-47 and blows away a bunch of innocents, every other crazy in … Continue reading
August 3, 2019
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So Stupendous Pool Dude’s plan to de-haze the pool seems to be working. His strategy entails pouring vast quantities of liquid chlorine into the drink, keeping the chlorine levels at “5” for a couple of days and holding the pH … Continue reading
August 2, 2019
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Okay, I’ve either come unstuck in time or I’ve come unstuck in space. Or from reality. Quite possibly, in reality we live in some imagined dystopia, more horrible than Aldous Huxley or George Orwell or even Mitch McConnell could dream … Continue reading