😀 First good thing that’s happened this morning, as dawn proceeds to break: I have managed to weasel my way into the FaM website.
At 6:45 in the morning, all Hell is breaking loose, and as far as I can tell the terrorized demons are running off down the road.
Worst thing under way: the diabetes that runs in my family has apparently decided to visit me. At least, I assume that’s what these hair-raising and painful symptoms are. Can’t get in to see a quack at the Mayo. And the beloved Young Dr. Kildare has quit the practice of medicine to return to his first love, social work. His partners have moved to Sun City, an hour’s drive from here.
So later this morning I will have to go to one of those roadside docs — one resides about five minutes from here — and ask (again!!) to be tested for the Family Disease.
Failing that, I do have a friend who’s a chiropractor…vaguely, I hope he may be able to connect me with an M.D. who can test me for full-on diabetes.
To frost those cookies, the deadbolt on the back door has frozen shut. Joy! I cannot get the kitchen door open to let the dog outside!!!!!
So whenever the hour hits 8:00 or 9:00 o’clock — that is, whenever somebody’s shop opens — I have to call a locksmith and try to get him over here to fix that damn thing.
You realize…this means that if a fire starts in the kitchen, I can’t get out into the backyard. The dog and I will somehow have to make our way through the garage or else around Robin Hood’s Barn to get out the front door.
Hm. It also means I can’t get at the key to open the backyard gate into the alley, since that thing hangs on the inside of the back screen door.
Hm and hm… Do we have an extra key…???
Yes. It looks like it.
OK. If and when I can get a locksmith here, he’ll need to make me a couple more keys.
These adventures are just the frosting on the cake. This diabetes thing is a REAL terror.l
My mother’s grandmother, who raised my mother in Upstate New York back before there was such a thing as insulin, died of the disease. It runs in the family. I’ve been told (repeatedly!) that I’m “pre-diabetic” (none of the quacks seems able to explain what that really means), but apparently the implication has been that sooner or later I’ll develop the disease.,
We may now be at the “sooner than later” point…
Oh…lookee here! Just to make everything perfect, the clothes dryer just went on the fritz!
AAAUUUUGHHH!
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8:02 a.m.
The dryer decided to start working again. Hallelujuah brothers & sisters!
I smashed my hand in the back door. Doesn’t appear to be anything broken, though.
Will have to wait another hour to get thru to make an appointment at the Mayo…unless I decide to take my chances with one of the li’l roadside quacks closer to home. I don’t trust those guys…but…frankly, I don’t trust doctors in general. So what’s the difference?
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WOW!
Everything I touch goes S-P-R-R-R-O-I-N-N-G!!!!!!!!
Migawd, I can’t unlock the back screen door without breaking something!
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On the other hand:
* The clothes washer is running again…apparently working OK
* The smashed hand seems not to have any broken bones
* The clothes dryer is running, normally far’s I can tell
* The padlock on the back gate is now working: no clue what made it go on the fritz
But meanwhile, it’s not even 9 a.m. and I can’t get in or out the back door.
gaaaaahhhhh!