March 26, 2020
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The major grocery chains in lovely Arizona are posting special Old Folks’ early-morning shopping hours on certain weekdays, by way of minimizing corvid exposures to the most vulnerable segment of our population. If you’re 65 or older, you get to … Continue reading
March 21, 2020
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So we’re sittin’ around here, contemplating the mysteries of Life, the Universe, and All That, when one of the greatest of mysteries impinges upon our consciousness: Why are vast tribes of people hoarding toilet paper, in the expectation of a … Continue reading
March 20, 2020
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LOL!!! There’s a BIG SIGN attached to the front gate reading PLEASE DELIVER PACKAGES FOR THE BOXANKLE FAMILY TO 1234 EAST WHIZBANG DRIVE. YOU ARE AT 1234 EAST WHIZBANG ROAD. * ROAD AND DRIVE ARE DIFFERENT. * Well…or something to … Continue reading
March 6, 2020
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Went over to the Costco on the I-17 this morning to stock up on some products the store here in the po’ folks’ part of town doesn’t carry. Amazingly, for example, you can’t buy a chunk of blue cheese here … Continue reading
February 13, 2020
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…or is it superannuation? Yesterday I pushed back in a chair from a desk and bumped a beautiful old floor lamp I’d bought at Restoration Hardware 25 or 30 years ago (!!!!! Really???? Yesterday was 30 years ago?). It tipped … Continue reading
February 10, 2020
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Yes: a day of delightful small miracles! Started out the morning determined to renew my driver’s license. Decided to forego the Big Brother National ID hassle, mostly because I very much doubt I will ever fly in an airplane again, … Continue reading