October 16, 2019
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LOL! This little comedy of errors is getting ridiculous. Actually, we could call it a “comedy of fiascos.” One damnfool thing after another. So after spending the night before last at the Mayo’s ER and getting exactly zero sleep, of … Continue reading
October 15, 2019
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Well, that was…uhm…jolly fun… Spent the better part of the night at the Mayo’s ER after spiking a high temperature and enjoying a spectrum of annoying symptoms. Develops that the UTI that I was enjoying returned with a vengeance. The … Continue reading
September 12, 2019
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So…here I am at the dermatologist’s office…AGAIN. Ten minutes early: didn’t take as long to fight the traffic as usual. Only one moron, all the way across 103 north-south avenues and six east-west main drags. Ah! This is amusing. I … Continue reading
August 31, 2019
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So, we’re a week into the Great CBD experiment, in which we massage a snake oil concocted from marijuana into selected specimens of the myriad lentigos (“sunspots,” “age spots”) that infest my hide. The research question: Does this stuff really … Continue reading
August 25, 2019
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Okay, so here’s my latest quack nostrum: a glass of water. I’m sitting here the other evening contemplating how bad the hide looks. The arms are not just freckled with potentially precarcinomish sunspots, but the skin is sagging and crepe-papery … Continue reading
August 20, 2019
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Ever ask yourself those questions? Arrrhhhghhh! Question # 1: Heaven help us, what are you smoking? So this afternoon I’m banging around the house as fast as I can bang, trying to catch up with all the chores that didn’t … Continue reading