October 28, 2019
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Still pounding at Death’s Door. The bastards won’t let me in. Having consumed another whole bottle of Albertson’s cough medicine, I had to drag down to the store again this morning. Bought two jars of the stuff this time, hoping … Continue reading
July 20, 2019
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How do brick-and-mortar chain stores even begin to compete with Amazon? Y’know, at first I thought the answer to that was obvious. The reasons, as I saw it, were multipartite: When you physically go into a store, you can see … Continue reading
June 27, 2019
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Welp…since the (radically expensive!) kitchen faucet croaked over, every appliance in the kitchen has decided to do the same. The dishwasher died: when I rolled out of the sack yesterday morning, having turned it on about 9:00 the previous night, … Continue reading
June 20, 2019
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This is too, too comic. Really. It defies belief… So this morning I decide I need some soda ash to adjust the pool’s pH; don’t want to pay Leslie’s elevated prices and don’t want to wait for Amazon to deliver … Continue reading
May 7, 2019
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Her day improves, maybe…if only for a moment. Ah, Walmart. Ah, humanity… Continue reading
March 10, 2019
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Man! Has it ever been a busy few days! Where to start? Dog Busting, Friend Busting, Weekend Busting My good friends KJG and VickyC have been machinating a weekend junket to Payson, whither KJG and Mr. KJG recently moved. We … Continue reading