Coffee heat rising

Yuch! Another Tuesday

HORRORS. Today is Tuesday. 

That means this evening is soaked up and f**ked up by the endlessly annoying weekly physical therapy session.

hup hup jump jump roll roll hup hup groan moan hate hate HATE. Boyoboy, do I hate the physical therapy sideshows. 

Not that they hurt. They don’t, especially. But that they are…

  • boring
  • pointless
  • useless (they do nothing for the pain: all that works there is time)
  • endlessly reminiscent of the annoying PE classes that used to aggravate me no end in junior high and high school
  • time suck for my son, who ends up sitting around there for two hours waiting for them to release me
  • and a fukkin waste of time

What is working on the injured limb is
a) the passage of time; and
b) careful, steady, NORMAL use of the joint in walking, sitting, climbing, and whatnot.

For those two obvious, very stupid reasons, the time waste feels even MORE annoying than it normally would

Hmmmm… Almost 6:20. No sign of my excellent son. Maybe I have the wrong day?

One can only hope.

Let us traipse to the back room and look at the old-fashioned paper wall calendar…

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Hmmm…uh huh! I have that we were supposed to be there at 5:30.

It’s 5:23 now: so saith the MacBook. Maybe it was that Mijito was to pick me up at 5;30. That would get us to Nuisance Central a little before 6:00 p.m.

Call.
Get the Kid.
And yeah: that speculation was…sorta in the ball park.

The enormous value of a healthy offspring is that the critter retains its marbles as you slide deeper and deeper into senility!

😀

Imagine that!!

Our honored website LET ME IN!!!  At least, it appears to have done so. Haven’t tried to hit “Publish” yet.

Mwa ha ha! That’ll be the acid test, I reckon. Or the beer test. Or something.

Gray and rainy out there: really a gloomy day! But here in Arizona, we don’t bellyache about rain. We’re thrilled out of our hot little minds to see water falling out of the sky.

At any rate: good thing I darted out the door this morning, en route to grocery stores and the like! Got there and back before the skies clabbered up. The spavined hip is fast  getting better: hardly hurt at all to walk up to the store. In another day or so, I imagine, the pain will be about gone.

Meanwhile, I’m finding that having an Uber driver live right across the street from me(!) is JUST THE BUSINESS. Seriously, having this guy and his colleagues in the offing will keep me on the road to all the destinations I’m used to visiting, and probably will rescue me totally from the busses and the streetcars. The Uber guys’ vehicles are clean and seem to be well maintained. And they show up forthwith, whenever you express a desire for a ride. Better than London taxicabs, even!!

My plan now is to hire these folks more often and maybe to have little gifts on hand for them. Tips, of course, are in order. But some other small lagniappe also will help to ingratiate them, over time.

Y’know…when we lived in London, we never kept or rented our own vehicle. Same was true during the entire ten years we lived in Saudi Arabia. We never owned a car! Wherever we went, we got there by cab or bus.

Soon enough, experience will tell us whether hiring a 21st-century American cabbie will do the same for us. Sincerely it is to be hoped: with any luck, most people will never need to own a car. Or want one!

Well. Hmmm….  You might want or need one if you have to ride someplace every goddam day. Going to work, for example.

But maybe not. When we lived in San Francisco, I rode the city bus to school every day. And as a practical matter, it was easier and faster than putting up my mother to hauling the car out of the garage and driving me up to the campus. My father went to sea, of course, so the home-to-work commute was moot. But my aunt, who lived in Berkeley, commuted by train five and six days a week to her job at the Crocker-Anglo National Bank, in downtown San Francisco. And she never owned a car. Or expressed any interest in having one. If they needed to go to a doctor or some such, they called a cab.

So…I’m thinking my son’s car-snatching caper may be one of the biggest favors he’s done for me in a long time. Imagine the amount of money I will NOT have to diddle away if I don’t have a car to diddle it away on!

Seriously: no gasoline, no maintenance, no parking charges, no repairs… Geez!

Meanwhile…heh! Contradictorily enough, today probably would not be the best of all possible days for public-transit commuting. It’s been raining all day. Not hard: just drizzle drizzle drizzle: endlessly soggy.

But it used to be like this in San Francisco about half the time…and it never bothered me. This is why you have a thing called an umbrella. And a raincoat. 😀

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GLORIOSKI!!!

Wow! What a beautiful morning!!!

The Hound and I perambulate our favorite slabs of our pretty little neighborhood. Oh, my goodness: did we fall into it when I bought my first house here!

We rolled out of the sack at the crack of what can only be called a GORGEOUS dawn. Garbed the human. And shot out the front door. Silken high clouds float in a turquoise sky against the orange morning light. Other humans are out strolling around with their own funny-looking little dogs. Everyone behaves as though they’re friendly and pleased to see you.

{chortle!} People are just enchanted  by the mere existence of a corgi: a walking bundle of cuteness. They come over and admire. They dote. They want to  pet. Sooo funny!

Ruby is happy to accommodate their worshipfulness. She grins, she wags, she leans on her Cuteness button. Hilarious!

At any rate, we have fully loved up the neighborhood and been loved up by anyone who was conscious. And now we’re back at the Funny Farm, swilling coffee and munching chocolate.

And cruising the Internet, trying to find out more about my father’s Deep Southern roots.

That’s what my mother said about him: that his family came from the Deep South. The only representatives of that family that I ever met — besides my father — were his two brothers (and the wife of one). That: briefly. By then, these worthies were living in Texas. One eventually ended up chasing cows in New Mexico.

As my father used to say, the best thing about being from Texas is being FROM Texas: as far from it as you can get! 😀

He fled as far as he could flee, first by joining the Navy; then the Coast Guard; and then building a career as a deck officer on commercial tankers and freighters. Far as I can tell, it appears that his forebears came out of Western Europe — the Low Countries or possibly Germany — and arrived in the New World among the first waves of European escapees.

Apparently he also bore some Native American genes: Choctaw, from what I’m led to believe. That notwithstanding, in appearance he was about as Gringo as you can get. Which was as he preferred…

Well. Except for the black hair… 😀

Sniffing around the Web, one finds a surprisingly large number of people who bear his (odd!) last name. Dozens and dozens if them! So either his forebears were richly fertile, or a fairly large clad of them crossed the Atlantic over time.

Or a bit of both.

LOL! He didn’t care for children. Not at all! But my mother wanted kids.

He doted insanely upon my mother. Nooo way was he about to tell her “NO” in response to her craving to create a clan.

Luckily for him, because of her malnourishment as a child (and probably some physical abuse), she could  not hold a pregnancy to term. From what I understand, she did manage to launch several pregnancies. But — except for me — they all self-aborted.

Poor gal!

Oh, well:  All the more for me, eh?

She produced me on the last day of World War II. Coming out of the anaesthesia she’d been doped with, she heard yelling and partying in the street below her hospital room: and imagined that all those folks were celebrating because she’d had her baby!

😀  Seems reasonable, eh?

Shortly my father landed a shore job as a harbor pilot for ARAMCO — the Arabian American Oil Company — and we left Southern California to spend ten years by the (hellish!) shores of the Persian Gulf.

The misery entailed in that produced a neurotic, strange little girl who didn’t make friends easily (because little kids don’t like other little kids who are weird) and who imagined she wanted to grow up to be an astronomer (not understanding, you see, that girls were not allowed to be scientists…).

Horrible place. Horrible people. Horrible times.

Mercifully, my mother developed a roaring case of amoebic dysentery, which led her best friend — a nurse in the camp clinic — to persuade her own boyfriend — a doctor at that clinic — to announce that my mother had to go back to the states to be treated for that potentially fatal infestation,

And that gave my mother a chance to say “Hell, no! I won’t go!” to any future entreaties from my father that they spend another five or ten years in that garden spot.

So it was that we arrived back in the United States — in San Francisco, no less — and I ended up in one of the best public grade schools in the country. Whew!

It always struck me as kinda odd that she married him. Think it was because she had already been married & divorced, and in those days that meant she wouldn’t be able to remarry easily. And in those days, it meant she also wasn’t going to have enough income to live on: because women did not earn a living wage in those days.

Today…well. it would depend on what kind of job she could get. In those days, you were a secretary, a cleaning lady, or a housewife. Nowadays, she MIGHT be able to get work that would support her. Especially if she could have completed an A.A., preferably in some employable subject.

It’s always seemed to me, though, that she had an unduly difficult life. And…that makes my unduly easy life look even better than it is. Which is plenty fine.

 

 

 

 

Gettin’ Old…how is it possible???

Gosh. As dawn cracked this morning, I happened to think of a long-gone Arizona Highways colleague, Jerry Jacka. He was one of the great landscape photographers of the Western World…I’ll tellya! Look him up in the Font of All Electronic Wisdom (the Internet, of course) and discover…my gawd! He was EIGHTY-THREE when he croaked over. And that was in 2017!!!

I myself must be older than Methuseleh (not doin’ the math: don’t wanna know!). LOL! No wonder I hurt from stem to stern and back again…all. the. time.

Y’know…I’ve not been conscious of that much time passing. Don’t pay attention to birthdays. Don’t really care and don’t wanna know. But truth to tell, Jerry and I were about the same age. That he has croaked over and someone new is living in his handsome Southwestern-style house is NOT a good sign…

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Not much longer for me, I’m afraid.

Women in my family — those who didn’t drink and didn’t smoke — lived to ripe old ages. My great-grandmother, Gree, was 90 years old when she died. Her daughter, my great-aunt, also lived to age 90…so we’re told. I believe she was older than that — but for sure, she wasn’t any younger.

They were both devout Christian Scientists: never saw a doctor, never swallowed anything that looked like a medicine. And surely never swilled any booze.

Who can imagine how long they might have lived if they’d had medical care!

As for moi, truth to tell none of these pills seems to be doing a damn thing to help pain. About all they’re doing is making my ears ring!

My hands still hurt.
My hips still hurt.
My lips still hurt.
The gums around my upper teeth still hurt.
The soles of my feet still feel like an electric current is zapping through them…

hurt hurt hurt hurt hurt 

And frikkin’ never stop hurting!

Whatddaya bet I won’t live longer than to age 90, either? 😀

One can only hope…

😀  😮  😀

 

Wow! AWESOME!

Which is to say: AWESOME afternoon!  What a beautiful day!

When my Realtor friend John Shackelford brought me to the ‘Hood, lo! these many years ago, he could not have done me a bigger favor. This middle-aged North Phoenix tract really is a beautiful little mid/middle-class neighborhood, perfect in every way.

Seriously! It IS in the middle of everything: you don’t have to walk far to get to any store, any professional’s office, any car shop, any ANYTHING you like. Drop the jalopy off wherever you please, wander away, and come toddling back…yes…whenever you please.

The ambience is safe. Thugs do not holler at you as they barrel past on a main drag. Every corner has a tidy little shopping center. There’s a church across the street. And a school across the street. And a car repair shop up the street. And….and…and on and on.

Seriously, indeed: I do feel like I just fell into it when I bought into this neighborhood.

This afternoon, it was over to my favorite little booze shop, thereinat to buy a six-pack of Kilt-Lifters. Then homeward, ever homeward…hereinat to love up the dog and fork over a couple of fistfuls of kibble as a treat for her. Then pour a beer, sit down, and put up the feet.

Gosh! What a day, eh?

We live in such a pretty little neighborhood! I’m SOOOOO glad I didn’t follow SDXB to dreary Sun City when he decided to escape Tony the Romanian Landlord by moving out to Old Folks’ Land. Gaaaahhhh!  When I lived out there with my parents, I learned to hate…

  • …the sound of F-16s roaring overhead all day
  • …the hatred of young people, creatures the locals moved out there to escape
  • …the ticky-tacky architecture
  • …the third-rate grocery stores (do old people not eat, not cook???)
  • …the endless, endless, FUKKIN’ ENDLESS drive into town, whereinat to buy a decent steak…

LOL! If you’re gonna live in a city, forgodsake LIVE IN A CITY. 😀

LOL! It Gets Stupider and Stupider!!!

ooooohboy!!!!!! This is ONE OF THOSE DAYS!!!!

One of the days where EVERY GODDAMN THING I TOUCH goes SPROOOOOIIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!

Seems to be a rather more extreme Sproingy-Day than usual, too. 

Forgot that today was Cleaning-Lady Day. So the wonderful Luz showed up as I was loafing and playing with the computer, and o’course the damn place is a mess.

DAAAYYY-UMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

  • Leap up.
  • Charge around.
  • Put things away.
  • Put things away.
  • Put things away.
  • Put…no! REPAIR this goddam thing.
  • Repair another thing.
  • Repair another thing.
  • Put more stuff away.

Ohhhkayyyy…there! That’s done. I guess.

Now look at notes on computer and see I was supposed to have done a test for the corner doc’s office AND gathered some info for a young lawyer I may (or may not) want to recruit.

My dearly beloved lawyer dropped dead on the floor of his office a few weeks ago. No emergency being under way, I have lazily failed to recruit some other warrior…largely because I have no idea which way to turn.

* All the Old Guard lawyers I know have retired.
* Not having any luck getting referrals to any new folk.
* Found a young storefront lawyer just around the corner, but
a) Don’t know a thing about him; and
b) Have been too damn lazy to get off my duff and go see if he wants a crazy old lady as a new client.

 Just now…well… Gotta say: I am just not in the mood to charge into battle over any of these damn things. Plus having the cleaning lady underfoot does nothing to facilitate dealing with exterior hassles.

Welll…..

Really, I should go over and introduce myself to the young pup lawyer up the street. Not because I need his services, but because it’s always wise to have a professional of that type on the string BEFORE you need his or her services.

Well. There’s really no hurry. So I suppose that errand can wait until tomorrow, since we have plenty of other distractions running just now.

Right? If I wait until the beloved Wonder-Cleaning-Lady is done, that will be one distraction out of the way. So then I can focus on the proposed new guy…and, failing him, work on finding someone else to replace my late, much beloved (and useful) lawyer.

What a Godsend our wonderful Wonder-Cleaning-Lady is!!! She’s in there banging and scrubbing and scrubbing and scrubbing. Gawd knows, I am in NO condition to clean house. She’s only about 3/4 done, and the place already is practically spotless.

And…continuing in the Department of Stupid Weirdness…

I seem to have dropped an entire size in my blue jeans. But the bathroom scale doesn’t indicate I’ve lost any weight.

So….  Either the scale is on the fritz, or something has happened to stretch my pants up an entire size (!!!). Which is another way of saying SPROIIIINNNGGG!

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Hmmmm….  Apparently the solution to that puzzle is (b): somehow I’ve dorked up my jeans so they no longer fit.