March 20, 2020
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LOL!!! There’s a BIG SIGN attached to the front gate reading PLEASE DELIVER PACKAGES FOR THE BOXANKLE FAMILY TO 1234 EAST WHIZBANG DRIVE. YOU ARE AT 1234 EAST WHIZBANG ROAD. * ROAD AND DRIVE ARE DIFFERENT. * Well…or something to … Continue reading
January 29, 2020
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So I come rolling in to the ‘Hood from choir along about 9:30 p.m. and see, buzzing over the southwestern precincts, a low-flying and very angry-looking cop helicopter. He’s in hot pursuit of someone, apparently fleeing down Conduit of Blight … Continue reading
January 24, 2020
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It’s 9 a..m. sharp. Cox’s internet (and consquently its phone service) has been down since 10 p.m. That’s right: last night. Uh huh. If you’ve got business to do or calls to make, f’get it! At 1 a.m., I woke … Continue reading
January 1, 2020
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New Year’s is my least favorite holiday. Honestly, I think maybe next year I’ll try to rent a place in Yarnell so I can get the hell out of this zoo! Last night the plan was to go over to … Continue reading
December 23, 2019
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😀 People are stupid. No matter which direction you look or how you look at them, people are plug-stupid. Oneself included, of course…all too often. Today, we have proof of both. So…the ongoing bug is taking its toll on me. … Continue reading
December 16, 2019
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Yesterday, while idling away some time by ogling real estate ads, I stumbled across an amazing factoid: An apartment in the very elegant highrise where three of my friends reside costs, astonishingly, no more than what I could net on … Continue reading