April 22, 2019
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A couple years ago, I decided to stop carrying a purse around. Why? Well, because in my part of town, it just flat isn’t safe. Any time you walk across the parking lots of our neighborhood grocery stores, you run … Continue reading
April 2, 2019
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The theory that one in every ten drivers on the Arizona road is a moron may need revision. Possibly closer to the truth: one in every five. My gawd, were they out in force yesterday! Several gas stations in Our … Continue reading
March 26, 2019
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So yesterday (is it today already?) I spent OVER FIVE HOURS traipsing miserably from pillar to post, accomplishing…what? The MacBook, upon which I depend for almost all things computerese, croaked over. So, Apple having closed its store within reasonable driving … Continue reading
March 15, 2019
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This dog here… …is not a golden retriever. Or even an English retriever, the proper name for a “white golden retriever.” He’s a German shepherd tricked out to look like an English retriever. HOLY mackerel, what an adventure last night. … Continue reading
February 14, 2019
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You think I exaggerate when I whine that my life is over-run with morons? Consider last night’s adventure, not an uncommon one in these parts… Many of the neighborhood lanes here in the ’hood have no sidewalks. That’s because when … Continue reading
February 12, 2019
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…and on the neighbors’ roofs. The Human, consequently, is suffering a spate of severe indolence, much to the disgust of the Dog, a creature of crisper climates. Soon, though, the loafing primate will be forced to get up and trot … Continue reading