Ohhhhh my GAWD it hurts!
The hip ailment, that is. Old age bein’ what it is, I contrived to SPROING my hip (don’t ask how…I dunno!) so that every goddam movement hurts, hurts, and then hurts some more.
Dog followed me out to the mailbox this afternoon…didn’t know whether I could get her back in.
Fortunately, dawgs being the empaths that they are, she intuited that something was up, and she did trail me back into the house. My kinda dawg!
Man! I can’t remember when I’ve enjoyed such baroque pain. This, from the old bat who delivered her baby without anaesthetic because she thought labor was supposed to hurt more than one’s periods. 😮 It did not. Not by a long shot!
The hip pain envelops most of the right side, plus the lower back. And the pre-existing left hip pain has not gone away.
So…LOL! What we have here is pain¹ and pain² and pain³…how much fun is that?
Hmmmm… Here’s something at Amazon, the Savior of All Who Refuse to Trudge Out to the Store: A hip brace thingie that’s supposed to ease your back pain. Dang! I wonder if that would work?
Well…let’s wait until tomorrow morning…if this thing still hurts (believe me: it will), we’ll order this lash-up then. And hope for the best.
If there is a best…