Coffee heat rising

Weather, cont’d.

Clear, cool, and windy out there. Armies of young people swarming over the park: great fun to watch them frolicking and practicing and playing baseball. Ruby: thrilled to hike and traipse and hike and traipse. 😀

The RRROOOOAAAARRRRRR of fighter jet engines rolls in, across  a good 15 or 20 miles between here and Luke Air Force Base.

Hilariously, my mother just loved the sound of those homicidal machines — it’s the sound of freedom! she used to coo. They’d start at dawn, blast away for a couple of hours; then repeat at the end of the work day. Out in lovely Sun City, you could hardly hold a conversation over a cup of coffee, come dawn.

Unfortunately, the planes don’t fly over the city, so we don’t get to watch them zooming around. They really are something to see.

Unclear what’s going on in the Department of Weather-Watching. Skies are clear, but the wind is really blasting through. Wunderground prognosticates a 97% (!!!!!) chance of rain…tho’ there’s not a cloud in the sky.

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In other noisy precincts: Lookee here! Tinnitus, sleep, and related shenanigans. 😀 As we scribble, I listen to a symphony of unshareable whistling. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….

ALL.
THE.
TIME.

I’ve gotten used to it. But…used to it or not, sure wouldn’t mind if it would go away. At any rate: interesting article.

 

Foiled!

Wow! The skies are gray, the wind is blowing, and it’s threatening to rain like mad out there. So much for this morning’s brilliant idea: to head on down to AJ’s, order up a mighty supply of espresso, and loaf all morning in their sidewalk café.

Let’s see what Wunderground has to say about this shenanigan:

Another Cross-Country Beast Bringing Rain, Snow And Wind

HOLEE doggerel!

In lovely Alaska, a trio of skiers appear to have been buried under an avalanche. Brilliant: they flew a helicopter up to a remote mountainside and hopped out onto the snowdrifts. Oh well.

Hereabouts, Wunderground seems to think it MAY rain today, with temps in the 60s, and then absolutely positively will rain tonight, chilling into the low 50s.

Well, darn. Was gonna invite a friend to join me at the beloved AJs, unless I could persuade M’hito to play hooky, abandon his workload, and meet me at the store for lunch or midmorning munchies. Looks like we’ll be snurfling coffee in front of the computer, instead….

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Ugh! The day is getting grayer by the moment! How DID it know I wanted to loaf the day away at AJ’s sidewalk cafe? Ruby and I are not even gonna be good for a stroll around the block.

{sigh}

Movin’ on…

You Know You’re Too Darned Lazy When …..

You can’t be bothered to get off your tuchus to go SPEND MONEY!

😀

Wuz gonna make a run on Target to diddle away a few bucks on this, that, and the other. But loafed.

  • Was still loafing when Pool Dude From Heaven showed up.
  • Ruby bursts into a Frenzy of Dawg Joy (ohhhhh how that dog LOVES the man!!)
  • His Cuteness spends a good half-hour or so working on the pool (probably more: I ain’t payin’ attention to the time).
  • Ruby relishes every minute of His Excellency’s presence.
  • I think…yeah, he is pretty cute, uh huh.

I decide that, cost be damned, I’d ‘druther order the salt grinder thing from Amazon than trudge to Target, Best Buy, and waypoints to buy one in person.

And so it goes…

* Cleaning Lady from Heaven busted my favorite cheapo salt grinder.

Know what happened then?
Yeah: nothin’.

*I decide to pour half a mug of wine and swill it down.

Know what happened then?
Yeah: nothin’.

* Even though I am now not even faintly snockered, I am NOT gettin’ in the car at this point. Awwwww, what a shame! I won’t be able to drive from pillar to post chasing down annoying errands. 😀

Know what’s happening now?
Yeah: nothin’.

* Stumble outside and gaze down into the magnificently transparent pool.

How DOES the man do that???????
The guy is worth his weight in gold. Or at least in swimming pool chemicals.

So it goes. Is it possible for a Ph.D. and lawyer’s ex-wife to fall in love with a guy who makes his living cleaning backyard swim pools???

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Oh, my: what a lovely man! No doubt an ex-convict. But WTF?

SAVE ME, LORD!

 

Grrrrr! Rich People’s Problems….

F’r Godsake. Okay, I realize that if I can afford a cleaning lady, I shouldn’t be bellyaching about the stupid things she does. After all, if she owned a competent brain, she wouldn’t be cleaning house for other wymmen, would she?

But…but…godDAMit!!!!! Is there a reason that just because you’re a cleaning lady, you have to wreck everything you touch in the customer’s house???????

It takes skill to do that, y’know — wreck everything you touch, that is. I wonder if she had to go to trade school to learn how to do it?

Yesterday while she was here, C.L. apparently dropped the plastic salt grinder that resides on the dining room table. And broke it.

Thank you so much, dear.

Then she tried to put it back together. When she got it to where you couldn’t see it was busted by looking at it, she carefully set it back on the dining-room table. The nicely cleaned dining-room table, we might add.

So this morning when I go to fix breakfast, I pick up the salt grinder and — you saw this coming, didn’tcha? — it promptly FALLS APART.

Goddammit.

No, I can’t fix it. I can cobble it together so it looks deceptively normal. But it’s still busted. It still doesn’t work. I still have to go out today and buy a new salt grinder.

And…I really can’t afford to replace it with one like it. That salt grinder came from Crate and Barrel, where I bought it when I had — you remember? — a job. Surprising that they even make the gadgets anymore…but that notwithstanding, I surely can’t afford to buy another one like it.

Oh, it just mkes me so damn mad! Why couldn’t she do me the small courtesy of TELLING me she broke it, so I wouldn’t find out in the middle of my next meal? Natcherly, I wouldn’t have been happy. But I don’t bite. And at least I could’ve gone to the store and charged up another one before the next meal went on the table.

WHY are people so fukkin’ stupid???????

So today I’ll have to traipse to Target to see if I can find another salt grinder. Or…hmmm…. I bought that at Crate & Barrel.

Yeah: Here ’tis. NINETEEN BUCKS. For a plastic salt grinder. Bought it when I had a job. Remember those?

Looks like they may or may not have it in stock locally. Hmmm…

Do I really want to blow nineteen dollah on a cheap plastic salt grinder?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…..  I guess so.

After this, though, I’ll have to remember to stash the salt & pepper in a kitchen cabinet, where she can’t get her busy little hands on them.

WHY

SO

FUKKIN’

STUPID????

Ooops! Speakin’ of fukkin’ stupid, LOOKEE HERE! Bestir yourself away from Crate & Barrel, stumble over to Amazon, and here’s the very same damned salt grinder! Seven to twelve bucks apiece.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr……  Now for the BIG decision of the day:

Order the damn thing from Amazon?
or
Get in the car, traipse to Target, and get one in hand right this minute?

What to do, what to do?

😀

Renovations

The young(ish) couple who bought my neighbor Sally’s house are over there madly renovating. Sounds like a buzz saw — or maybe a floor sander — whirring away.

Hm. While we think of it…let’s go on a li’l doggy walk and poke our nosy schnozz into their business as we stroll by…

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So we’re ARF! ARF!  out the door. Around the park. through the south side of Lower Richistan. Ruby: beside her canid self with doggy joy.

And it’s ROAR! ROAR!! ROAR!!! from Luke Air Force, off to the southwest side of Our Fair City. Holy mackerel, what a racket!

That racket is one of the several reasons you couldn’t pay me to live in Sun City: the melody of jet fighter planes soaring overhead, taking off from an Air Force Base just down the road from one’s backyard. That’s about as far from what I wanna hear over morning coffee and evening cocktails as you can get.

Hilariously, my mother claimed to love it. She would sit on her screened back porch, swill her coffee, and listen to those blasting jets engines as the sun came up.

ohhhh, she would coo. It’s the sound of freedom!

ahhhh…no, Mom. It’s the sound of World War III, comin’ your way….

WHY are humans so fukkin stupid?????

Ohhh well…

The pair who bought the Beloved Sally’s house behind me: nicest neighbors you could hope to have. A yardful of screaming kids: maybe not so much. But only a  couple of kids in sight just now…and that makes for a reasonably QUIET occupancy.

They may have bought the place on spec, though. We shall see. I hope they last a good long while.  But whatever: for the nonce, they’re about as ideal as you can get.

Secretly, I even enjoy and am happy to have Tony the (Amazing!) Romanian Landlord as a neighbor. Forgodsake don’t tell him, though! Who knows what shenanigans he’ll get up to if he hears that bit of apostasy! 😀

Meanwhile, the young people behind us are  busy fancifying Sally’s shack.

* On the one hand, I hope they spiff it up and extract a nice profit from it.
* On the other hand: I rather like that bunch and would  be pleased if they hung around a few years.
* On the third hand, soon it will be time for me to move into an old-folkerie or some such horror. And I surely would like either to leave this house to my son as a fine investment or to be able to sell it and add the proceeds to the pile of dough I hope to leave to him.

Please, God: let me exit, stage left before that third exigency comes to pass.

ROOOOARRRR!

Is that another F-15? Or is it Cosmic laughter?

Can’t Go Home Again…

Remembering Berkeley: wish I was still there. Or could go back.

Gree and Gertrude — my mother’s grandmother and aunt — lived into their late 90s…problem-free. Partly because they were tee-totaling Christian Scientists and so never were challenged by a doctor. But I suspect more likely because they lived on a rather steep hill in Berkeley. Gertrude had to walk up that hill five days a week to board the train for San Francisco, where she worked at Crocker-Anglo National Bank. Gree walked up there every day or two to visit the charming little neighborhood grocery store. She would also mount a steep concrete staircase and then climb a steep paved road to get to her grandson Berwick’s place.

Steady up- and downhill walking. Hardly any place they went was on the flat.

Hereabouts, there’s hardly any place you can go that isn’t on the flat. There are a couple of so-called “mountain parks” — we’d call those breathtaking heights “hills” — and a ritzy-titzy neighborhood built on gently rolling terrain below one of those alleged “mountains.” But most populated parts of the Valley are decidedly un-hilly.

Gree and Gertrude’s neighborhood was a hill. Hereabouts, for me to get to rolling terrain, I’d have to drive 20 minutes (one-way!) through homicidal traffic. There: it was right outside the front door.

So basically what was happening: to go about their ordinary daily routines, they had to indulge in some hefty gymnastics. Up a steep hill to reach the grocery store; then down a steep hill. Up a set of concrete steps to reach another hillside road. Up that road to get to their kids’ house. And o’course, on the other side of the Bay just about any place you chose to venture in the city was going to take up you up and down an incline.

It was such a pretty place, Berkeley. I really do miss it.

My father decided that nothing would do but what he had to retire to Sun City, Arizona. Not a bad move, exactly: real estate prices were cheap enough that he could quit his job early, and once we’d been in the state for a year, my tuition at the University of Arizona was next to nil. My mother, after a brain-banging hard upbringing and a challenging adulthood, could accommodate herself to just about anything. She thought the place was just too, too wonderful.

How you could imagine that about flat, monochromatic, mono-ethnic Sun City escapes me. But whatever rings your bell, I guess. How you could imagine the University of Arizona was any match, for your Phi Beta Kappa kid, to Cal Berkeley (or any of the California universities) escapes me. I was set to go to Berkeley, but ohhh mirabilis! Ended up in Tucson. My father, not even having graduated from high school, had no clue what this meant for me career-wise. Nor, I suppose, did he care.

Because, after all, what was a woman’s career? To marry, bear children, cook, and clean house. Yeah.

I very much doubt he understood what difference a college degree would make for me — to say nothing of a graduate degree or two. Because after all…what was I gonna do? Become a secretary somewhere: that was about the highest and best use of your National Honor Society girl child’s little brain.

So, that’s what I see, what I remember when I visit Sun City. As you can imagine, it’s about the last place on this planet where I wanna live.

In an instant, I’d go back to Berkeley, if I could afford it. But of course, I can’t. Not even my father could afford it, on his handsome Merchant Mariner’s salary.

So here we are in lovely Arizona: Southern California redux seasoned with too damn much heat and a handsome dose of public stupidity. What a place!