Coffee heat rising

Yahoo! SAVED!!!

By golly, despite this morning’s earlier rumination, I discovered I’m NOT out of coffee after all. 

Yahoooo!!!   That means I don’t have to leave the house in this morning’s gawdawful humid heat. A whole bag of coffee beans resides in the freezer!

And you know what that means:

Yeah:  LOAFING. 

It’s a perfectly horrible day for walking around to the uptown stores: hot and stuffy and wet. Here at 8:15 in the morning, Ruby and I have already made an early perambulation of the ‘Hood. Humid, soggy…miserable morning.

We have a steak in the fridge: enough to invite M’hijito to dinner, or to load my own plate for two days. A lovely slice of salmon resides in there, too… So if M’hiito does come over this evening, there’ll still be plenty for tomorrow’s feast, without having to make another grocery-store run.

So. We shall see how things shake out….;

Hotter Than the Hubs…Again

Twenty to seven in the morning…and the thermometer reads NINETY DEGREES out there on the back porch.

Humidity: 35%
Chance of rain: 32%

Holleeee shee-ut. It’s like living back in (un)lovely Saudi Arabia, on the shore of the sweaty Persian Gulf.

Dog and human are just back from a soggy doggy walk.

No baby-sitters in evidence yet. Let’s hope they stay away for awhile.

Peace. Quiet. And a dog for company. What more could anyone ask?

Well. Ahem….

One COULD ask for coffee…

Just discovered I’m flat out.

Not yet 7 in the morning: no place within easy reach is open. Hotter than the Hubs of Hades: 92 degrees at 8:50 in the morning. And I failed to order any coffee from Amazon.

Whaaaaa!!!??????? 

Where did my marbles go?

Welp! We have a boxful of fancy tea in the cupboard. Think what we’ll do is indulge ourself in overpriced tea today and tomorrow, while we order up the coffee from the far side of the galaxy.

Ohhhh, what deprivation! 

😀

Zowie! Time & Stress Saved!!

Wow! Amazon is THE BUSINESS, that’s for sure.

Just ran out of dog kibble.

No car.

Temp in the shade of the back porch: 108 degrees.  Temp in the full sun, walking along beside an asphalt road: you don’t wanna know!

Ordered 5 pounds worth.

Not-Too-Bright Walk!

3:00 p.m. on a June day, here in hottest Phoenix: I stupidly take it into my feeble little brain to go for a stroll around the neighborhood.

Some of us, after all, really ARE “not too bright.”

At least I had the brainpower to leave the little dawg home. The scorching sidewalks would burn her feet right off!  Eeek!

Seriously: it IS magnificently hot out there (as in “hotter than the hubs of Hades!”) and Ruby’s feet would have been royally singed if I’d been stupid enough to take her with me.

Other than baking my brains, though, this afternoon’s stroll seems to have done little damage to the human. But…uhmmm…say, Stupid…next time remember to wait until after the sun has set!

😀

Really, at this time of year — mid-summer in lovely Phoenix — the best and maybe the only time of day to take the dawg for a walk is right about at dawn. It’s already (well: still) hotter than Hell at that hour, but at least the sidewalks are relatively cool — not having baked in the sun all day. By evening, the sidewalks are horizontal frying pans!

Truth to tell, though, I seem not to be getting enough exercise. So…in upcoming days and weeks, Ruby and I will need to go out the door right at dawn. This will send us around the park — or at least around several city blocks — and get us back to the Funny Farm before the pavement heats up.

Arizona. What a place! Not designed for humans…

ANOTHER insanely hot day!

{chortle!} Yea, verily: some of us  have NO measurable IQ points!

Just stumbled back in the house from peregrinating around the neighborhood in the noonday heat.

Hey! Why not? It’s only 105 degrees out there!

No IQ, eh?

Ohhhhh well. At least I got the desired exercise.

Tony the Romanian Landlord caught up with me in his car. Handing out his religious propaganda!

boyoboy! 

WHY do people do that? Do they seriously think they can convert you to their faith by pestering you?

I assume he does: otherwise he wouldn’t bother. 😀

Certainly is annoying, though.

It is seriously hotter than the hubs of Hades just now! Got back to the house without fainting dead away…some kinda miracle, I reckon.

I had fantasized that I might walk down to one of the three nearby grocery stores to pick up a couple of idle necessities. But…ahhh…. No! Nope! No!Way too hot to hike several blocks and then haul a couple bags of loot back home.

Will have to wait till dawn cracks tomorrow. The Sprouts opens at 7:00 a.m. And I think the Albertson’s may, too. If I’m at the door as they unlock the place, I should be able to grab some loot and then get back to the house before the heat is at the make-you-faint level.

Daydreaming about my long-late grandmother. She was a fast one! Apparently she would fu*k anything that had two feet, and some that had more than that.

My mother once related a story of coming home from school to her grandmother’s house, walking into the living room, and finding her own mother on the floor — in action — with a current paramour. My mother was a grade-school kid at the time and had no idea of what they were up to! 😀

Her first adventure in sex ed, apparently.

If I’m not mistaken (big IF), the grandmother tossed the floozy out, having learned from my young mother of the day’s shenanigans.

Often I wonder what on earth you’d do if you had a daughter who was mentally damaged in the sex department — as appears to have been the case with my mother’s wild-a$$ed mother. You certainly couldn’t have her around an adolescent child.

So…yeah: I believe the grandmother evicted her daughter at that point. Really….what else could she have done? Evidently, the younger woman was mentally ill — to the point where she had little or no control over her behavior. The only way to protect the girl, one figures, would be to show the mother the door.

Welp….it’s too hot to breathe in here just now. So it’s off to the bedroom with a phalanx of fans working. Away!!!

Hotter than the Hubs…

Out the door before 7 this morning. Figured if Ruby and I got an early start, we could get back before the cleaning lady and the babysitter show up.

That appears to have been the case. No sign of any visiting women when we stumbled through the thick, wet, hot air to the front door. That’s something, anyway. I guess.

Hotter than the hubs out there. 

It may not be objectively so hot, but it’s wet and muggy and icky outside. Even Ruby, who normally wants nothing other than a beloved Doggy-Walk, was kinda reluctant to proceed.

Ugh. What I want today is just to be left alone.

But if I understand the new routine and the hideous new schedule correctly, THAT is not to be. My future apparently consists of a long series of babysitters. Women who come in and watch me. In my home. All day.

LOL! I’d run away to Sun City if I could. But don’t think that would succeed…m’hijto would just send the old-folks’ gendarmes after me. Then I’d find myself locked up in an old-folkerie.

My father moved to Sun City because the prospect of mausoleum-like silence appealed mightily to him. Seriously: Imagine a man who hates the sound of children laughing and playing…  That was my daddy!

Now, in his defense, I never had to work the swing shift, laboring all night and trying to sleep all day.

*****

Argha!  Babysitter showed up in the middle of the scribbles above.

😀

She IS a nice lady. I would find her particularly charming were I not a hopeless lone wolf. My problem is simply that I do NOT like people.

Growing up, I was the weird little kid: the girl who wanted to be an astronomer, never a mommy standing in the kitchen baking cookies. As you may recall from your own upbringing, “weird” kids are universally despised, and so I was treated cruelly by nine out of ten of the little darlings with whom I grew up.

And the result of that was a general dislike and distrust of other people.

Hilariously, our old-lady’s babysitter has a great deal of charm and is highly personable. That means, of course, that I’m reduced to having to behave myself. 😀  It also means I actually kinda enjoy her company.

Turns out she likes little kids. So…I’d love to bring her to the park, where Ruby the Corgi and I take our lengthy morning walk. Before office hours start, the park is full of young parents pushing their little ones around in strollers. It’s such a hoot! The li’l kids are hopelessly adorable, and the parents exude charm.

Just now, though, it’s HOT and HUMID and overall exceptionally icky out there. So we’ll have to wait until the weather calms a bit to haul her over there. 😀

Wunderground tells us it’s 103 outside now, at 16 percent humidity. I’d say it’s gotta be wetter than that: just ambling up the sidewalk, you break out in a flooding sweat.

Exploring Sun City on Zillowugh! Truly, I did hate living out there after my parents dragged me along when they retired, following my junior year in high school. Fortunately, I got into the University of Arizona in Tucson a year early, so I escaped Sun City within a few weeks of our arrival there. But even the relatively few weeks and months that I had to spend there: ugh, indeed!

But oh! My mother dearly loved it. 

No kidding: she thought Sun City was about the best invention ever to come along. Their little two-bedroom house was my father’s gift to her: a thank-you for the 10 unholy years she spent with him in gawdawful Saudi Arabia, and for the dozen or more remaining years that she supported him and loved him and housewifed for him, between the time they married in Southern California and the time they came back to the United States some 20 years later.

You couldn’t give me the place. When SDXB moved out to Sun City, he invited me to come along. I declined.

Nothing exactly wrong with it… Especially if you don’t mind hate and exclusiveness and whitey-whiteness and the roar of F-16’s blasting through the sky starting at 6:00 in the morning. Not my style…

So here I am in lovely, sweaty North Phoenix. Missing the boyfriend. Absent our friends. Wishing I lived somewhere else…but not knowing where that might be.

Well…yeah, I do: the San Francisco Bay Area. More specifically, Berkeley or Sausalito, where my relatives lived. But…har har!!! I couldn’t even begin to afford to live there. Besides, my son lives here…and so here is were I’m staying.