It gets better and better. Any doubts about my neighbor’s report that Dave’s Used Car Lot, Marina, and Weed Arboretum sold instantly at auction were resolved by a Saturday morning chat with the new owner, who surfaced with a gang of junk dealers come to cart off the trash Dave left behind. So, we might add, did a horde of neighbors, who showed up asking to take this piece of junk and that piece of junk, requests the proud new owner was happy to accommodate. The more junk the neighbors carted off, the less he’d have to pay his clean-up crew.
It is indeed true that the house has been sold. But the auction price was not $192,500, an amount $32,500 less than I paid for the house across the street before the bubble started to inflate. Oh, no. That $192,500 figure is the new owner’s asking price!
That’s what he wants to get for the house. The For Sale by Owner sign in the front yard is not Dave’s FSBO effort: it’s the new owner’s.
This guy is a bottom feeder who grabs the most desperately distressed properties he can get his grimy hands on, shovels out the debris, does virtually no fix-up, and then flips them at “drastically reduced” prices. (Reduced from what? Please: don’t ask.)
So I said to him, “Are you crazy? A house just as run-down as this, right around the corner, just sold for $265,000. Put the house on the market for an amount that will pay you for buying it!”
Oh, no, said he. “If I did that, I’d have to do a lot of fix-up and improvement…and if I were going to do that, I’d have to sell it for $340,000, the amount that one house over there sold for.”
That one house was dolled up as a freaking palace and has NO, count it NO blight near it.
What this means is, first, the guy paid even less than $192,500 for it, an unheard-of devaluation around here. Second, the jerk is going to sell it to another bottom-feeder who will slap on enough paint to cover up Dave’s purple-and-green ceilings and rent it or resell it to the unsuspecting. It will be sold as a dump and chances are it will remain a dump.
Lhudly sing goddam!
One thing you have to say about properties in this neighborhood: once they’re blighted, they tend to stay blighted. I know of only two badly run-down houses that were turned around to make them into reasonably clean, well-maintained properties. All the rest have stayed in the dumps through several owners. I guess that’s what we’re going to see across the street.
Best return for the investor is to take a dump and get it in barely-liveable condition to rent or flip.