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Versatilablogger

Over at Design. Build. Play, Frautech nominated me for a versatile blogger meme. The idea is to

a. nominate 15 fellow bloggers;
b. let them know;
c. thank the person who nominated you;
d. share 7 random things about yourself; and
e. post the Versatile Blogger badge.

Well, let’s see… Most bloggers who hold forth at length about money matters are pretty versatile. These folks come to mind, in no particular order:

  1. Frugal Scholar, proprietor of the site of the same name
  2. Revanche at A Gai Shan Life
  3. Donna Freedman, who blogs at many sites, notably Surviving and Thriving
  4. 101 Centavos, another eponymous proprietor
  5. The mid-30s guy at Money Beagle
  6. Nicole & Maggie at Grumpy Rumblings of the Untenured
  7. FB at Fabulously Broke in the City
  8. Evan at My Journey to Millions
  9. Crystal at Budgeting in the Fun Stuff
10. Mrs. Accountability at Out of Debt Again
11. Silicon Valley Blogger at The Digerati Life
12. Nickel at Five-Cent Nickel
13. Abigail at I Pick Up Pennies
14. FMF at Free Money Finance
15. Tom Drake at Canadian Finance Blog

Seven random things about me:

1. Secretly, I love country-Western music.
2. People scare me. I’m absolutely terrified of other human beings. All other human beings.
3. I grew up in the Middle East.
4. Having traveled over most of the globe except for China and the Indian subcontinent, I have a hard time viewing travel as a vacation activity.
5. I fancy pickled pig’s feet and chitlin’s with a cold Corona, and snails soaked in garlic butter with a decent Pinot noir.
6. I always wanted to be an astronomer.
7. But if I’d been born a boy, I would have gone to sea, just like my daddy.

Business Is Lookin’ Up!

With great delight we came to an agreement with the new client, a charismatic gentleman with a lot of wit and talent who’s willing to pay us a living wage. I’m thrilled! We’ll back each other up on the copyediting and proofreading, and I’ll do the heavy lifting in the content consultation (which may read “rewrite it”).

Another client is in the wings, but that looks a little dubious. Don’t know if anything will come of that but kind of doubt it.

Meanwhile, my designer friend had no problem changing copy editor to copyeditor, one word on one line, and the result still looks great!

I spent a fair amount of the day, when I wasn’t reading opaque student copy, rewriting our website content. Now Tina needs to add her part, and once DesignerMan comes across with a logo, we’ll be ready to fly with that.

Another advertiser surfaced with an expression of interest in buying space for a real ad (not a blackhat SEO device) on FaM. So that also is very pleasing. Last month, as I may have mentioned, combined ad revenues and editing pay came to about what the college is paying me. If we could make that a regular thing, I could stand down off all the grinding composition courses. Might keep the online magazine writing course, which this semester attracted an amazing 20 classmates, all them claiming they’re actually interested in learning to write.

If the combined business enterprises generated that amount 12 months a year, one or two sections would add enough to allow me to live without having to draw money out of savings, at least for a while.

Meanwhile I have a running head start on the e-book I intend to publish. Its backbone will be how-to advice on minimizing financial stress, but it will be fleshed out with recipes, reflections, and various idle essays from Funny.

This will be the Funny’s 1,635th post. Can you imagine? There’s more, too, still marooned on iLife—a bunch of it didn’t come over when I moved to WordPress.com. Guess that’s all going to go away when Apple’s new Cloud service takes over. Oh well. Anyway, there’s a ton of copy on this thing that could be converted to books.

Caught a nasty cold this weekend. It was Day School Sunday, a chivaree celebrating the Anglican church’s large flock of private schools. About 75 choristers of grade-school age joined us (they, and all their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, godparents aunts, uncles, and accountants: the place was overflowing!) for an hour and a half’s hoedown.

Of course, naturally, I ran very late for choir and I’d forgotten to fill my water thingie as I was racing around trying to get robed and find the stuff I also didn’t have together to haul upstairs (and downstairs, and upstairs). As I was running for the choir loft I realized the water thingie was empty. A tide of bouncing young bodies was flooding out of the choir room, and it was like swimming upstream to get back in there where the water dispenser is.

Sooo…. I filled up the water cup from the public fountain, watering hole for two score and fifteen germy little kids, all the while thinking d-o-o-o-o-o-n’t d-o-o-o-o-o-o-o t-h-a-t!

Chalk up one point for the still small voice.

By the time I got up this morning I was convinced I had a strep throat. Drove around trying to find a clinic for a test this afternoon, but none of the outfits that advertised they would do it actually were doing it.

It’s settled down into a heavy cold and laryngitis now. Sore throat is fading, so I think it’s just the fall miseries.

What the heck. It means I don’t have to go to choir practice Wednesday, and I probably won’t be able to sing on Sunday, either. Since Wednesday is my Day from Hell, I secretly welcome a break that evening.

Funny Gets a Makeover

How do you like Funny’s new look? Week or so ago, we converted to the Thesis WordPress theme, a creation of DIY Themes. Fellow PF blogger and all-around clever dude Jesse, proprietor of PF Firewall, suggested and installed it and then made it click with Funny’s 1,614 posts, 6 pages, 54 categories, 424 tags, 7,495 comments, and 16 plug-ins. Getting this to work in one short weekend: IMHO, pretty magical!

Jesse does web page consulting as SplycedVentures.com. He certainly made this conversion easy. If you’re interested in adjusting your site or in creating new, customized sites, give him a holler. For a modest quarterly fee, he’ll also provide light housekeeping for your site and answer questions as they arise.

Thesis lends itself to all sorts of decorative manipulation, but the last ten days have been so hectic in these parts that I haven’t had time to play with it. Plus I tend to be a little scared of dorking up things that have to do with code. But Thesis provides some options for the technically challenged, and so I fiddled with it a bit.

Thought it would be kewl to have the header show as red, with the kinda Wedgewood blue we used to have as the old theme’s main color appearing when you mouse-over it. That blue is the same color as the links. Then the decorative color in the first few words of paragraph one and at various other points in the body copy is the same hue as the red in the Funny about Money header. It’s a little brighter than the generic dark red I’ve been using, which some readers perceive as dim brown.

So bright, as a matter of fact, that against the white-white background it was pretty eye-piercing.  After some experimenting with background colors (some extraordinarily unfortunate!), I’ve come to rest on an ivory white. For the time being…

It’s hard to tell how this will look from the reader’s point of view. The MacBook I’m working on has a bluish cast to its monitor, so colors are a bit inscrutable.

Anyway, so far I like it. Thesis has a lot of SEO options, said to be very effective. It’s easy to use and, I’m told, easy to customize. It’s not the radical change I was contemplating—the newness effect is fairly subtle, I think. Maybe too subtle… Has anybody noticed?

🙂

Benefits of Joining a Business Group

Thursday: another early-morning trek across the Valley to the weekly breakfast meeting of the Scottsdale Business Association.

When I was invited to join this group, I privately thought it was going to be more hassle than it was worth. Because eggs make me upchuck unless they’re well diluted with flour and sugar (as in chocolate cake…), it’s always difficult for me to find something to eat for breakfast in an American restaurant. The group’s venue, the Good Egg, sounded especially unpromising {urk!}. And having to dive into the rush-hour traffic at quarter to seven was only slightly less unappealing.

However, I’ve found it really has been a very useful thing.

The benefits have extended far beyond the occasional job lead. For those of us who operate out of home offices, belonging to a local business group has the sterling quality of getting the entrepreneur away from the keyboard and out into the world. If I weren’t teaching, the only time I’d see another human being would be in choir and during shopping trips. Meeting weekly with a dozen other business people means I get to talk with professionals about topics that matter and enjoy the friendly company of a diverse and lively bunch of people.

More concrete benefits have included leads to useful business tools, such Carbonite’s cloud-based backup service, and presentations describing how various financial instruments and business-related strategies work. To those we might add practical advice: last week my dog-&-pony show was a discussion of how my associate editor and I are planning to step up marketing for our editorial business, The Copyeditor’s Desk. In response, practically everyone in the group had some idea or advice to contribute, and this morning they all wanted to know what progress we’d made on our plan.

On the other hand, except for a small local group of women bloggers, I don’t belong to associations of bloggers. Not because I don’t want to and not because I don’t see the value in linking with others who are trying to monetize their sites, but because an online network doesn’t serve the purpose of getting me out of my garret. Virtual socializing, while it has its purposes, is not the same as meeting people face to face. And it doesn’t take you off your chair and out from in front of your computer.

Too, Funny about Money doesn’t provide enough of my little corporation’s total revenue to make it worth spending a lot more time on it than I already do. One half-way decent editorial assignment returns two or three months’ worth of Adsense revenues; the recent two-week plumbing company gig paid more than seven times the amount FaM earns on Adsense in a month. Given that disparity, it makes sense to spend a lot more time on marketing the editorial business than it does to try to further monetize the blog. Really, if I spent as much time every day marketing The Copyeditor’s Desk as I do writing blog posts (hmm…like this one…), it would be earning as much as or more than I earn teaching, which other than Social Security is my only moderately reliable source of income.

Probably one doesn’t need to rub elbows with other business owners to arrive at revelations like this. But it helps.

Aborted Day…and night

Well, I see WordPress published that malformed post yesterday, despite my having taken it offline twice. Yuch. What an afternoon!

Hotter than the hubs of Hades here! Yesterday it was 110 and overcast.

I dread seeing another astronomical power bill next month. The AC has been pounding away day after day after day. Over July and August we’ve had two mornings, count’em, (2), when it was cool enough to shut the system off for a couple of hours. Otherwise, the system has ground along 24/7. And a couple of days I forgot to turn the thermostat back up to 80 in the morning—I no longer can tolerate having it much warmer than about 76 at night. At this age, when I can’t sleep at night I get sick. But after the last programmable thermostat produced not lower but higher bills, I had the AC guys put in a regular thermostat when they installed the new unit. This requires one to remember to turn it back up in the morning, another of those things you don’t do so well as age advances.

Pup was fairly good yesterday—at least I didn’t have to clean up any puddles. But during the hottest part of the day, when he and Cassie are crapped out on the floor like a couple of doggy corpses, I was working myself into a sweat struggling with the damn computer.

Ever since I upgraded to Worpress 3.2.1, the program has decided that it will engross the copy that follows an image into the caption. NOTHING seems to make it stop. It’s OK until I hit “preview” or “publish,” but that action seems to override the HTML clearly visible before then and move the content into the cutline. Sometimes entering a non-breaking line space after the code for the image & caption will work in a crude way, but it doesn’t work consistently. Tried to fix it in two browsers on two computers…finally had to give up. I guess the program is corrupted.

Fixing it is way, way beyond my abilities. Now I’ll have to hire someone to fix that.

Anybody got any nominations? With Mrs. Micah retired from that business, I haven’t a clue to who has that kind of skill.

So, until such time as I can hire someone to figure out how to deal with that, I guess no more images will be going up here.

M’hijito, continuing his after-hours project to escape to better employment, had a chemistry lab last night that went until 10:00 p.m. By evening, of course, Charley the Infant Golden Retriever was going strong. But since I’d wasted the entire flicking afternoon wrestling with WordPress, I had to grade 75 quizzes over my syllabi.

This, it develops, is the only way to get students to read your syllabus: give them an exam on it. And make them sign a form that swears they read and understood the syllabus, which you have to keep all semester because if you don’t they’ll try to claim they didn’t understand your due dates, the nature of your assignments, your “no late papers” policy, and the consequences of blatant plagiarism. As strategies go, it’s only mildly effective at making the students grasp what you’re saying, but it’s extremely effective at adding extra work to your day.

So while Charley was bouncing, I was trying to plod through scoring papers. That led to a fair amount of bouncing on top of Cassie, who was getting tired; running in and out to pee every 20 minutes or so; grabbing of verboten objects; and general frolicking. A couple of times I had to put him in his crate so I could focus on what I was doing, which didn’t help because he barks every minute he’s in there.

With M’hijito gone into the middle of the night, Charley’s visit here extended into Cassie’s dinner hour. Since Charley is a living vacuum cleaner that sucks up everything even vaguely resembling food (including pieces of paper, dead plant leaves, small insects, seeds, bark chips, sticks, and anything else residing on the ground, in the dishwasher, or inside a refrigerator), this posed a problem. Cassie gets real food: meat, veggies, and a starch. Charley finds this cuisine even more exciting than the exuberantly overpriced kibble he’s fed. And he’s already a third again as big as Cassie.

Okay, so I decide to snap a kiddie gate across the hallway with Cassie on the far side of it and then slip her food to her while he’s preoccupied with inhaling his kibble.

Not one of the brightest ideas ever to light up a marquee… Fazing one past Charley is not easy.

The instant he finished polishing his own dish to a high shine, he raced over to the gate to see what she was doing. There he became so exercised by the fact that she had FOOD that he jumped on the gate and knocked it over right on top of Cassie!

He dropped the gate on Cassie’s head, flipped the food dish completely upside down, and then landed on Cassie with so much force she couldn’t even bring herself to snap at him.

Oh god!

After that, he kept jumping on me while I tried to see if she was hurt—she kept licking her lips and I was afraid she’d broken a tooth. Finally I had to put her on the bed, which is so overly high that even I can barely climb into it. That kept him off her for a minute and her out of harm’s way until I could lock him in his crate, clean up the mess in the hall, and get back to inspect her more closely. She was OK, but she did seem a bit shaken up.

Charley continued active right up until the time M’hijito came over to pick him up, sometime after 10:00 p.m.

This made for a long day, since I’d had to be in Scottsdale for a business meeting at 7:00 in the morning.

That notwithstanding, I could NOT get to sleep! At 1:00 a.m. I sent an e-mail to La Maya to tell her I really didn’t want to leave the house at 6:00 a.m. to make the estate sale we were planning to visit—way to hell and gone back out in Scottsdale!

So of course she called me as dawned cracked.

Now I’ve gotta get up, feed Cassie before Charley shows up again, wash the sleep out of my eyes, and get ready to go teach another couple of classes. Thank god it’s Friday!!!

Urk!

Sorry, folks. Something must have corrupted when I upgraded (belatedly) WordPress. Just spent three hours trying to get a post online, and I can’t do it.

Soon as I can find someone techie enough to help figure out the problem, Funny will be back. Meanwhile, I’ve gotta get back to work!