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Today’s the Day!

TODAY our first Racy Book for Racy Readers gets “published” at Amazon. It probably won’t be available until later in the day or tomorrow. Will let you know with a link when it’s online.

We now have four, possibly five writers working for Camptown Races Press. We have enough copy to post eight books (possibly nine) this month and that many again next month. And we’ll be working toward meeting our goal of ten a month between now and next March, when we either start to make a profit or go broke.

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I just picked up three editorial projects that will stave off brokitude another month or so, plus enough money came in from the blog to cover the corporation’s September bills.

We shall soon see, then, if it’s true that erotica sells, and sells in enough quantity to support its scribblers.

Yesterday I met with a social media specialist. She likes The Girls’ Twitter page (@RacyLadies) but wasn’t so crazy about their blogsite, which we had to admit was pretty lame. (That would be why we were meeting with a social media specialist!) She had a few great suggestions, most of which will have to be implemented by our web guru, Grayson. In the interim — until he can get around to making some of her ideas happen — I adjusted the banner to echo the elements she liked on the Twitter presence. Just those small changes make a difference. But I hope Grayson will be able to improve it significantly, given the advice we received yesterday.

Funny about Money has been neglected — as has most of the rest of my life — while I struggle with the enormous workload. Starting a business is a project that sucks all the time out of a room. Incredible!

I’ve decided to break the day into four three-hour chunks: three hours on editing, three hours on social media marketing, three hours on preparing copy for press, three hours on everything else. We’ll see if that works better than the usual listing.

Lists, as usual, work for me. But there’s so damn MUCH to have to get done every day that I still find myself feeling pretty frantic. You know…that “life is totally out of control” feeling?

Ugh, I hate that sensation!

Anyway, I haven’t forgotten about Funny’s readers!

And for your delectation: it’s still not too late to get an advance copy of Billy and the Biker, since it will be half a day or more before the book goes live at Amazon. Come on over to The Ladies’ website, sign up for their newsletter, and we’ll send you a copy in .mobi and PDF forms! The link to sign up is at the VERY tip-top of the page — a little hard to see just now. That’s one of the things we have to fix. But if you can’t find it, just leave a comment to that post, and we’ll sign you up and send you a copy.

w00t! Get a FREE Fire-Rider Book!

So over at Camptown Ladies Talk, Aunt Tilly is so pleased with the Girls’ new Twitter presence that she suggests we do a FREE GIVE-AWAY to celebrate.

So, I’m offering a free copy of any of the 11 Fire-Rider episodes online now. To get yours — in .mobi or PDF format, whichever you please — just leave a comment below.

For details about the Fire-Rider saga, visit the story’s website.

Don’t forget to specify, in your comment, which episode you’d like and what format you prefer. And while you’re at it, don’t forget to follow those racy Camptown ladies on Twitter.

Enjoy!

And the Winner Is…

Laurie B wins the Name-the-Pup Giveaway, with her idea of Maggie!

It’s perfect. Not only does the little dog look a lot like a Maggie, but the name brings to mind one Margaret Thatcher. We have here…

a breed of dog associated with the Queen of England;
said breed, represented by the Funny Farm’s decidedly royal — nay, imperial — resident;
and now Maggie, Prime Minister to the Queen of the Universe and Empress of All Time, Space, and Eternity!

Congratulations, Laurie B! And thanks for coming up with a great name for the Queen’s new underling.

This was not an easy decision. Many excellent and delightful puppy names surfaced. In addition to Maggie, I especially liked Poppy, Georgie, Chloe, Willie… We had another Margaret: “Dame Margaret Corey.” It has an appropriately aristocratic ring, but the name “Maggie” instantly elicited Maggie Thatcher. So that’s the one we’ll go with.

So Laurie B gets a free copy of How I Lost 30 Pounds in Four Months, in its prepublication form.

If you’d like a copy, too, get in touch through funnyaboutmoney {at} gmail {dot} com. Prepublication price for four chapters of weight-loss advice and about 125 recipes, in a PDF file, is $3.99, payable through PayPal.

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LAST CHANCE for Name-the-Pup Giveaway!

Corgi Cute-ificationw00t! We’re picking up the baby corgi the day after tomorrow, Sunday afternoon. By Sunday morning, I’d like to have a name for this pup. Over at the great Pup-Naming Diet Book Giveaway, we already have quite a few kewl, adorable, clever, ingenious, brilliant and smokin’ proposed names.

It’s NOT TOO LATE to get a shot at a FREE prepublication copy of How I Lost 30 Pounds in Four Months…Without Hardly Tryin’! The thing has four chapters of diet advice and about 125 mouth-watering recipes from Funny about Money, some of them deliciously dietetic and some of them appropriate for the occasional splurge.

To enter, go to the Name-the-Pup post and, in a comment, tell me what YOU think this little cutie’s natural-born name really is.

The decision will be announced on Sunday morning…before 9 a.m. Mountain Standard Time.

P.S. After you post your name at the giveaway, check out this amazing moment of corgi cuteness.

 

 

And the Winner Is…

Okay, this is IT! Running the random number generatording ding ding ding… And the winner is…

Mary!

Mary, who admires this “impeccably tasteful” eyewear (or should we say “eyeware”?), notes that her sister’s wedding is coming up. This should be interesting…

Congratulations, Mary! And thanks for participating in Funny’s first “funny” giveaway. Wear these awe-inspiring shades in peace and joy.

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Today’s the LAST DAY!

Don’t forget: today is the deadline for Funny’s first giveaway! You, too, can add MONEY BLING to your life with this sparkling accessory…

Remember, all that glitters is not gold. Some of it is plastic. 😀

To make yourself eligible for this memorable bit of Funny about Money memorabilia, go to the giveaway post and follow the instructions. Add a comment for each of the various eligible activities that you’ve indulged in. Each comment will count as a separate entry in the sweepstakes.

You can subscribe to FaM, follow me on Twitter, tweet the giveaway, blog about this astonishing opportunity, or simply leave a comment on the original post describing what sartorial occasion you will use to wear these fine shades.

LOL! Tweet early and tweet often!