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Tardy Roundup: Dishwash detergent edition

Finally am climbing out from under the mountain of work. Monday the last of the five courses I’ve redesigned and rewritten went up onto their new sites. Yesterday I gave myself a vacation day. Soooo…. More work has already started to accrete: Haven’t written the newsletter that was supposed to have been done last week; haven’t got a single post ahead and so am late with today’s post.

Yea, verily. It’s quarter after 11 and I haven’t done anything even vaguely resembling paying work. Whyyyy? Because I spent half the morning scouring gray film off my glasses and stainless cookware, that’s why.

And why would that be? Because dishwasher detergent no longer works, thanks to the infinite wisdom of the Green Shirts and their lobbyists. As you know, last year the government mandated that detergent manufacturers remove phosphorus, the ingredient that softens water and makes dishwasher detergent function in hard-water areas. In going through my stockpile, I broke into a new container of Finish (phosphorus-free) Powerball tabs, to ill effect. First thing I noticed was that the price hasn’t changed but the package size has: 20 fewer packets. That’s 16% less product for the same or more money. (But don’t worry, folks, be happy: there’s no inflation!) Second thing, of course, is that the stuff doesn’t get the dishes clean. However, it does coat them with a sticky film of whitish-gray gunk that has to be scrubbed off with Barkeeper’s Helper.

To get that $500 appliance sitting under your kitchen counter to do something useful now, you can try one of four things:

Add a teaspoon of TSP (available at paint stores and some hardware stores—read the label and be sure to get the real thing, not “substitute”) to each washload; or
Buy commercial dishwasher detergent, which thanks to the wisdom of the restaurant and hotel industries and their lobbyists, was exempted from the new law; or
Use the dishwasher as a giant dish rack to drain the dishes you now have to wash by hand; or
Replace the dishwasher with a wine cooler or a new under-counter cabinet.

Me, I’m opting for the commercial dishwasher detergent, which can be found in restaurant and janitorial supply houses or through an online retailer. Yeah, I know: shameful unregenerate environment-wrecking earth-killing megabitch! But…before you hurl that epithet, consider: in these parts sewer water is not returned to rivers and lakes (we don’t even have any rivers or lakes anymore). It’s filtered, which removes most of the phosphorus, and then it’s used to irrigate golf courses, of which we have more, per capita, than any other state in the nation. There, what little remains of the phosphorus is consumed by the grass: it’s a fertilizer.

Well. That project done, that issue resolved, it’s on to more interesting things. To wit: what’s been going on in the blogosphere while I’ve been wandering around the seventh level of Hades?

I got quite a boot out of Crystal’s daily and weekly blogging checklists, over at Budgeting in the Fun Stuff. Oh, to be young and full of energy again! 😉 Seriously, if I would get my act that much together, I’d spend a lot less time spinning my wheels.

Frugal Scholar has published SO many nice posts lately, it’s hard to pick one out. Blogger won’t let me comment on that site anymore—it’s decided I have to sign up first for my own Google Blogger site, for which I have no use and which I ain’t a-gunna do. So about all I can manage is to tell you from here how great some of these stories are. Check out her interesting observation that one may not need to shred documents after all. (But, by way of comment, Frugal: one day my neighbor walked into the alley to dump her trash and found a man sitting on the ground next to our four-house dumpster going through the paper he’d pulled out of there.) Also don’t miss Frugal’s post on frugality and aesthetics, which contains a link to some very inspirational decorating images.

Had to forward Revanche’s post about her new doggle to M’hijito, whose puppy was born just a few days ago. Heh heh heh heh…  As Gai Shan Life fans know, Revanche and her PiC have been contemplating their coming wedding, which has led her to some fairly amazing ruminations. How many of us can lean back and murmur, smugly, Thank God we’ll never have to go through that again?

Over at My Journey to Millions, Evan has found a site that will disgorge a free credit score for you. As you’ll recall, I recently ordered up credit reports from Annual Credit Report.com, but credit bureaus do not normally share your actual credit score without charging a fee. There’s a sales pitch at the site Evan discovered, but as he explains, it’s easy to avoid if you know about it.

Money Beagle, who apparently is still biding his time until Mrs. Beagle delivers the latest Beaglet, tells a very funny story on himself (uhm…funny if you enjoy watching other people’s Laurel & Hardy antics).

OMG! Hang onto your hats, folks, and check out the entire freaking wardrobe Mrs. Accountability scored for under twenty bucks! Not only did she practically steal the stuff, the clothes are cute and will look great on her.

Nicole and Maggie… Theirs is one of my fave blogs, which I’ve finally, just this minute, gotten around to adding to Funny’s blogroll. This post from Grumpy Rumblings felt particularly apposite this week, after I’d spent a fair amount of time listening to both KJG and La Maya hold forth about the peculiarities of their extended families.

Over at The Digerati Life, Silicon Valley Blogger has been posting a lot of nice pragmatic stuff. But in amongst the good advice, what should pop up but one of those ruminations that I tend to favor, a piece by writer Jacques Sprenger on money and couples relationships.

Y’know, I doubt if any living, breathing blogger can crank more posts in a single day than Julia at Bargain Babe. Every day, it’s deals deals deals—you really need to subscribe so you can keep your eye on this site. Today there’s a cookbook giveaway, and then leads to fistfuls of grocery coupons and free seeds and paw cleaner…paw cleaner? Go there, get that.

Check out this fast but interesting post on the psychology of brokitude, over at Money Crush. As much is not said here as is said…and that’s what makes it intriguing.

Microfibers, microfibers, OMG microfibers! At Ultimate Money Blog, Mrs. Money does a dance to spring microfiber cloths and asks readers for creative ideas on using the things.

So it goes. And now I must excuse myself to write a very, very, very overdue newsletter.

Roundup: Summer’s Here Edition

w00t! The pool is finally warm enough to swim in—just! Took the plunge this afternoon. It’s wonderful.

Yesterday a choir friend threw a Cinco de Mayo party at her home. After a warm day, the evening was cool and lovely, perfect for outdoor dining, socializing, and karaoke.

Two percent humidity on a 100-degree day means the half-cup of tea you left in the car evaporates to a dry, brown stain overnight!

And this incredible thing blossomed in M’jihito’s backyard:

Out and about on the Net, various entertainments continue. Revanche, traveling to Thailand, reflects on the permutations of romance.

Mrs. Accountability considers the costs of sending flowers on Mother’s Day. Yipe!

Know what a perpetual income machine is? Sounds good, doesn’t it… Over at My Journey to Millions, Evan explains and describes his.

Money Beagle has a nice rumination on the Bin Laden assassination. Good riddance to that bad rubbish!

The Frugal Scholar household, having retrieved her daughter safe and sound from Tuscaloosa and having seen Frugal Son graduate from college, is converting Son’s bedroom into a staging area for donations to the tornado-ravaged city.

Donna Freedman reflects humorously on the urban farming phenomenon.

Bucksome Boomer speaks to the reasons young people are moving away from California in droves.

Budgeting in the Fun Stuff publishes a guest post by Jacob of My Personal Finance Journey, comparing costs between Petsmart and Petco.

At the Digerati Life, SVB guest blogger Paid Twice delivers a pep talk on getting out of debt.

Mrs. Money, over at The Ultimate Money Blog, reflects on paperless billing.

Money Crush proprietor Jackie has had a nice run of short, thoughtful pieces in the past week or so. The latest offers insight on the difference between thrifty and cheap.

Bargain Babe’s latest post lists a slew of awesome bargains, among them free movie rentals, a half-price Starbuck’s drink, and a deal at Marie Callendar’s. Many of these expire soon, so hurry on over there to see what you can score!

Here’s a rather charming blog I stumbled across the other day, which you might enjoy visiting: Walkin’ in High Cotton.

The New York Times takes on the question of whether a college education is all it’s cracked up to be.

And AARP Magazine publishes an excellent article on marketing psychology.

Here and There around the Web

Are you ready for this one? It’s huge. Over at Surviving and Thriving, Donna Freedman is celebrating her one-year blogiversary by running amok with the giveaways. Donna, as we all know, is already the giveaway queen. Last week she sent me a copy of Personal Investing: The Missing Manual , a widely admired guide to retirement planning and investing, and she threw in a wacky calendar adorned with Alaskan moose photos—just for doing what comes naturally, posting a comment on one of her articles.

To mark her one-year blogging anniversary, Donna is giving away not one, not two, nay not even three gifts, but twenty-one of them. What can you hope for? Well, she’s offering…

A $100 Amazon.com gift card
Three $25 Amazon.com gift cards
A $25 Barnes & Noble gift card
An entire coffee-lover’s package that includes two pounds of fancy coffee, a Mr. Coffee café frappe machine, and two Savings.com coffee mugs
A subscription to All You magazine
An EnviTote folding canvas tote bag
Two copies of Wisebread’s 10,001 Ways to Live Large on a Small Budget
Two of Liz Pulliam West’s books, Your Credit Score, Your Money, and What’s at Stake(five copies) and Easy Money: How to Simplify Your Life and Get What You Want out of Life (two copies)
Carol Host and Peter Whybrow’s Get Satisfied: How Twenty People Like You Found the Satisfaction of Enough
Malcolm Gladwell,’s Outliers: The Story of Success
Dana Stabenow’s latest Kate Shugak novel, Though Not Dead

Donna points out that even if you don’t shop at Amazon or B&N, you can sell these cards on the secondary market. Same is true, I expect of any of the other goodies. But who would want to part with them?

Another extravagant giveaway is going on at Stoopid Success: try one or all of the 14 ways to enter the $300 giveaway slated for May 15.

The Outlier Model just moved off WordPress.com, launching a self-hosted site with a classy new design.

Boomer and Echo got an offer on their house and accepted it. They had to agonize a bit, but it looks like this was a smart decision.

Interesting article over at Canadian Finance Blog: Tom explains all those rules of thumb we’re supposed to apply to figuring out how much to save for retirement. Hmmm… Read all the way down through this post and you’ll see how much a typical Canadian can expect to receive from their equivalent of Social Security. Don’t hear any screaming about how their system’s going broke or how it’s time to short the old folks, and this is a far cry from the pittance Yanks receive… D’you suppose their legislators refrained from raiding those funds? Naaahhh….couldn’t be. Could it?

At Grumpy Rumblings of the Untenured, NicoleandMaggie get a great string of comments going about breaking our addictions.

Check out these posts from my friends in Money Sisters:

Save Money on Food, from Mrs. Money at Ultimate Money Blog
Bargain Babe has found a deal for free prescription glasses!
At Money Crush, Jackie reflects on money and contentment.
The Digerati Life hosts an entertaining piece by guest blogger Cap on fighting the urge to splurge.
Struggling with a new round of tough times, Mrs. Accountability discovers a treasure trove of fresh veggies at bargain prices.

 

Still Sick and Got Too Much Work!

Lenten thanks, Day 25

Thank God for bad cowboy music to fill up the empty air in the car when NPR’s local talkathon shows are dull as old chewing gum and NPR’s local pretend-classical station is playing Strauss waltzes and Souza marches.

Lenten thanks, Day 26

On the rare occasions that You decide to allow a full seven hours of uninterrupted sleep, your Godship, that’s very nice. It would be even nicer if You could manage a few more events like that…

Neither time nor energy for much blogging today. This damn virus is still hanging on—unless I’m mistaken, we’re into the fourth week with that now. Tiresome. I swear, every bug takes me twice as long to throw off as normal people seem to need.

One of my students said the disease tends to come back on you, and that when it does it brings on gastrointestinal symptoms. Well, dunno if that’s true, but yesterday I had a bitch of a bellyache and projectile diarrhea. Could’ve been from the cheap hamburger I picked up at Safeway for the dog, though. Night before last I barbecued some of it for me as well as to feed the pooch, and my chunk of it came off the grill on the high side of rare. So it could have been contaminated meat, something that seems to get more common as the days pass.

Speaking of students, I’ve fallen way behind in grading stoont papers, what with being too sick to think, dealing with the eternally ongoing Blackboard fiascos, having the Carnival of Personal Finance take up two full days of my time, trying to cope with not one but two clients on ridiculous deadlines, and then getting distracted with the Macy’s flap. So, I’m going to have to spend the entire day reading papers.

Meanwhile, for your eclectic delectation, here are a few things to read.

Check out this exceptional shopping tool Money Beagle discovered.

While I was trying to figure out if the current viral complaint actually does a) relapse and b) entail gut symptoms, I came across this interesting site from a Columbia professor of virology. Check out the guy’s podcasts!

Here’s a handy thumbnail guide for car buyers. Great pointers for how to hold your own with those dratted salesmen.

And this has gotta be a bookmarkable: eight low-tech ways to revive broken electronic gadgetry.

And once and for all…

Saturday Meanderings

Lovely weather today, assuming it’s not radioactive. Got a ton of things to do, but will pause to offer these discoveries from the blogosphere:

At I Pick Up Pennies, Abby reflects on her many blessings that have buoyed her through some very hard times.

Her mom, Donna Freedman, is back from England, having reported on one last off-the-wall adventure.

The Digerati Life’s proprietor, Silicon Valley Blogger, features a very nice survey of the types of shredders available. Nice timing here: my aged shredder is wearing out & soon will need replacement.

Revanche and PiC are about to buy a Dog Chariot! LOL! I thought I was the only person who bought a vehicle to accommodate the dog.

Mrs. Accountability had to make a difficult decision to deal with some unexpected car costs.

Five-Cent Nickel tells a tale of foreclosure and financial ruin, and it’s a story with some puzzling aspects.

Mrs. Money is getting deluged with unexpected expenses…ain’t that always the way?

Financial Samurai has posted a very detailed discussion of when you should and when you shouldn’t hire an accountant to do your tax returns. This is really quite a good post and it elicits some interesting comments from readers.

Money Crush and spouse are streaking toward their goal of paying off their mortgage.

At BripBlap, Steve issues some excellent advice to those who are feeling less than thrilled with the day job.

You have to move fast to keep up with Bargain Babe. Go there today for leads to 17(!) coupons and freebies.

At My Journey to Millions, Evan and The Wife contemplate a move to bigger quarters, now that the parents wish to visit for the purpose of doting on the new babe. When we said “there’ll be some changes made,” were we psychic or what?

And finally, in the hilarious excess department, check out this outrageous story at The Consumerist. “Floozy”! Who would think anyone under the age of 60 had ever heard the word, much less knows what it means? 😀

Flying Dog Saturday

Lenten Thanks, Day  4

I thank God for Cassie the Corgi, who came into my life as if guided by a Divine Paw. Who would imagine ever finding such a charmer at the dog pound?

Utterly exhausted by three days and nights of fighting with the unholy Blackboard, I repaired to M’hijito’s house with Cassie the Corgi in tow, looking for company and someone else to do the driving. From there we went to our favorite overpriced gourmet grocery store, where Cassie and I claimed a table in front while M’hijito went in to get himself a sandwich and me a vast plastic cup filled with iced green tea.

Cassie likes to socialize. Oh, how this dog likes to socialize! And of course because she’s so hopelessly cute, every passer-by in town has to stop and coo over her. While we were waiting for M’hijito to emerge from the expensive depths, we had to love up every kid, every old lady, and every DINK who wandered past. And, amazingly, they had to love her back.

Moving on to Baker‘s, our favorite nursery, we wandered from one end to the other of several acres and then we began to tire. So, the humans put Cassie inside a shopping cart and rolled her around, which she didn’t seem to mind.

So we’re standing in a long line to check out, our attention wandering, when Cassie gets tired of sharing her space with a bunch of tomato plants. All of a sudden she’s in the air and flying out of the cart!

Incredibly, she landed on her feet and did not get hurt. I couldn’t believe she was OK! You’re not even supposed to let these dogs jump off the sofa. What with their short legs and their long backs, they’re prone to injuring the spine and neck if they jump or fall any distance.

What possessed her to take flight is unclear. Neither of us was paying much attention. I think a lady in the line was doting on her, and she felt the need to pursue a new admirer. M’hijito thinks she just wanted out of the cart.

So there’s another small mercy to be thankful for.

A much larger mercy: my client who lives in Japan checked in to say she and her family are OK.

She works for a university in the vastness that is Tokyo, at which of its three campuses I’m not sure. But I assume it’s the one closest to the ocean, since that’s the one that teaches the social sciences. The images coming out of Japan are terrifying. It was a great relief to learn she, her husband, and their child have come through it all safe.

We can be thankful for our blogging friends, too. Have you been following Donna Freedman as she blogs her way around the U.K.? She’s posted one interesting story after another after another. Better keep an eye on Surviving and Thriving as long as this is going on.

Frugal Scholar also has generated a series of interesting articles: a rumination on strategic defaults, a discussion of flex spending accounts, and an awesomely delicious-sounding recipe for colcannon.

Money Beagle holds forth on a particularly outrageous facet of our amazing health care system. Roger that, friend!

At Out of Debt Again, Mrs. Accountability learns the official term for a type of budgeting she and I both indulge in.

Among her usual daily bouquet of frugal leads, Bargain Babe includes a link to an interesting article on what’s driving up your energy costs.

Money Crush proprietor Jackie has launched a new blog! Check it out here.

At the Digerati Life, guest blogger Kosmo holds forth about the importance of having a properly executed will, using the story of the battle over author Stieg Larsson’s estate as a cautionary tale.

Jim at Bargaineering asks a question I’ll bet no one has ever asked you before!

Over at the Ultimate Money Blog, Mrs. Money describes a discussion with Mr. M over low-rent toilet paper.

101 Centavos relates some interesting observations that show the day-to-day effects of the economic slowdown on the world around us.

My Journey to Millions features two particularly interesting articles this week: guest blogger Les Roberts reflects the extent to which the Credit CARD Act has had short- or long-term benefits for consumers, and Evan addresses the question of whether it’s a good thing to stipulate how inherited funds can be spent.

Welp, speaking of Cassie the Corgi, it’s time to get up and feed her and me. Then it’s back to the Blackboard Wars. Later!