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Social Security as Investment Account?

Sunday while I was wrestling with the indexing project,PBS mumbled away, background noise that I wasn’t listening to. My attention was snared, though, by a personal finance program identifying itself with Kiplinger’s, whose guests were going on about ways to finance one’s retirement. In the course of conversation, they reminded me of something I’d heard before: if you start taking Social Security early, there’s a way to engineer your way into the higher payment bracket you’d have qualified for if you’d delayed collecting Social Security payments. You can repay the entire amount the government has doled out through Social Security, and that will allow you to start over.

This provision in the Social Security code allows a person who retires early, changes her mind, and goes back work to stop collecting Social Security, remit the funds she collected, and then later restart payments at the amount she would have had if she had not tried to take early retirement.

One of Social Security’s several catches is that if you retire before the so-called “full retirement age,” the government giveth and government taketh away. For every buck you earn above a certain very low threshold, they take back 50 cents, meaning that if you dare to earn a living wage, you get $0.00 from your “entitlement.” This policy ends when you reach “full retirement age” — for me, that’s age 66 1/2 — and after that you get to keep your Social Security, though you have to pay income tax on it. So, if you quit your job and start collecting Social Security at age 62, then go back to work at age 64, your payments are “disappeared” as long as you’re earning more than about $14,000 a year.

Second catch is that the amount of your Social Security payments depends on the age when you start collecting: the younger you are, the less you get. If I had retired at the age of 62, for example, my payments would have been $857 a month. According to the latest statement, retiring right now would give me an income of $1,019. If I wait three and a half years before collect, my monthly Social Security income would be $1,394. But if I can hold off retiring until I’m 70, my payments will be $2,094. These figures are based on actuarial statistics that estimate how long Americans in a given age range will live. The government plans to pay out a specific amount to each participant; assuming you live out your full life expectancy, you would get about the same total distribution no matter when you started collecting.

You can recover from the error of continuing to work after early retirement by canceling the SS payments and returning the money you were already paid. Then when you reach the next age plateau (or when you decide to quit working in earnest), you start collecting at a higher rate.

The speakers on the PBS program pointed out that because only earned income counts against the amount you’re allowed to keep when you start collecting early, if you have enough to live on from dividend income, pensions, and annuities, taking Social Security at the earliest possible moment can be made to amount to an interest-free loan from the government, one that you can use to generate extra income. Here’s the strategy:

  1. Retire from your job and start taking your Social Security payments.
  2. Pay the required income taxes on the Social Security gross.
  3. Immediately place the net Social Security in a fairly low-risk interest-bearing instrument.
  4. Collect until you reach the next highest age plateau.
  5. Repay the government the amount it has doled out to you. Note that no interest is charged on this amount!
  6. Collect the tax refund that the government will now return to you. When you repay Social Security funds to the government, the taxes you paid on them are refunded!
  7. Reapply for Social Security and collect a significantly larger monthly payment.

Effectively what you’re doing is funding an investment with an interest-free loan from the government. If for some reason you decide not to go through with the plan, you still end up with a nice kitty in the bank.

Now, that’s all very well and good if you have plenty of money: enough invested to put you past the crossover point (where passive income = amount needed to live on) without benefit of Social Security. I don’t, of course. So far do I not that my present plan is to continue working until I’m 70 or until the Great Desert University cans me, whichever comes first.

Let’s suppose I actually do manage to cling to my job for another seven years. That would allow me to collect “full retirement age” Social Security for 3 1/2 years. By the time I turn 70, I will have collected $1,394 x 12 x 3.5 = $58,548. The tax rules for Social Security income are, like all tax rules, stupefyingly complex, but from what I can tell they do not amount to the rate for ordinary income because some part of the Social Security income may be exempted. Presumably, then, I would pay something less than 28%. Let’s say it’s around 20%: $58,548 – 20% = $46,838 net income over three and one-half years. At a 6% return, interest income on that would be roughly $2,810 of free money.

When I reach 70, I return the Social Security lucre to the government. The Treasury Department refunds $11,710 to me, leaving me with a total of $14,520 to go back into my retirement savings (at 4%, that yields a munificent $580 a year, just slightly better than a hit on the head). But now I collect $2,094 a month: $700 a month more than I was paid when payments were based on my starting age of 66 1/2.

Seven hundred bucks a month is worth the effort. If I haven’t already done so, I quit my job now. My earned income drops significantly, and so taxes on the Social Security drop commensurately. I end up with a Social Security drawdown that makes a real contribution to my living expenses, something $857 would not do and $1,019 would barely do.

So, here’s the Poor Woman’s Answer to the Fat Cat’s Social Security Investment Strategy:

  1. Hang on to my job for all I’m worth.
  2. Start collecting Social Security at age 66 1/2, but do not quit working then.
  3. Bank every after-tax penny of Social Security income in an instrument that returns at least some interest income.
  4. At age 70, quit my job and repay the government the amount of Social Security paid to me.
  5. Reapply for Social Security, giving myself a $700 a month raise plus a “bonus” of 3.5 years’ worth of tax refunds.

What if I don’t make it to age 70? What if I throw over the traces before then, or if the university lets me go?

In that case, because I’ve banked every net penny of the $1,394 the government started paying me at age 66 1/2, my retirement savings have grown considerably. If nothing else, I’ve accrued a nice emergency fund, or at least enough to kick off retirement with a vacation in the south of France.

If I die before the age of 70, I’ve contrived to recover a certain amount of my contributions to the Social Security fund, which I can pass down to my heir — something I could not have done had I tried to delay collecting until I quit my job.

So, is this worth the trouble? Only if you live into your mid-80s. If I die in my 70s, then I’ve stayed in the salt mine altogether too long and missed out on a real retirement period. That certainly is a possibility.

However, if I dodge the family disease (and chances are I’d have it by now if I were going to get it), then I may be carrying the “good” genes. My father lived to the age of 84 after a lifetime of heavy smoking and unadulterated scorn for the concept of teetotaling. I don’t smoke and never have. The two women that I most take after lived into their mid-90s…and they were Christian Scientists. With decent medical care, I could live at least to age 95 and possibly to 100. Since that kind of longevity poses the risk that I could outlive my savings, yes. Yes, it is worth the trouble. An extra $700 a month could mean the difference between cat food and canned salmon.

Assuming any salmon are still swimming in the ocean by the time I reach that age.

Keep Ants out of Your Hummingbird Feeder


If you live in a part of the country where you can enjoy hummingbirds, you may have noticed that ants love sugar water even more than hummers do. The little gals quickly learn the source of any drips from your feeder; parade up the wall, across the rafters, and down the hanger; and then drown in suicidal droves, contaminating the food and repelling the birds.

Here’s an easy, cheap way to keep ants out of hummingbird food. The one thing you’ll need that may or may not be immediately at hand is a plastic lid of the sort that comes on cans of spray paint: it has an inner ring of plastic that creates a kind of “moat” inside the lid. If you don’t have a can of spray paint around the house, ask your friends, relatives, and neighbors — someone who will let you mooch the lid is bound to have one.

You need:
spray paint can’s lid
piece of cardboard
sturdy tape, such as duct tape or packing tape
scissors
ice pick or large nail
hammer or tack hammer
vegetable oil
hummingbird feeder with stiff wire or rod hanger extender

In the past, I’ve taken a pair of wire cutters to metal coat hangers to make hanger extenders for my hummer feeders. A couple of years ago, though, I discovered that nurseries and Home Depot have rods with hooks on each end that work nicely to hang bird feeders from a rafter. Either will work — the hanger just needs to be stiff enough to support the gadget you’re about to make.

Take the ice pick or nail and gently tap a hole in the center of the lid, using a small hammer. With the scissors, cut out a piece of cardboard about the size of the lid — you can trace the lid, for a neater look, or simply cut out a three-inch-square piece. Punch a hole in the center of this, too.

Now push the metal hanger rod through the cardboard and through the hole in the lid, so that the lid sits atop the cardboard with the open side facing upward. Position it near the top of the rod, and tape it firmly in place, so that it will stay as level as you can make it. Finally, pour a small amount of vegetable oil in the outer “moat” of the lid. Fill the moat about 1/4 to 1/2 full. Attach the rod to the hook in your rafter and then hang the feeder from the lower hook.

Ants hate oil. They will not go through it. Even after it has dried up and congealed, they still won’t get into it! This gadget absolutely positively keeps ants out of hummingbird water, without harming them, you, or the birds.

Hummingbird photo copyright Mdf, from Wikipedia Commons

Moments of Fame

At the74th Carnival of Money Stories, Not the Jet Set has placed Funny’s“lemonade from lemons”saga among the Editor’s Picks! Thanks very much for that, NTJS. At this carnival, Budgets Are Sexy tells the tale of the timehe had to pay for his own Starbucks(can you imagine? his employer hands out gift cards to Starbucks!). Trees Full of Money describesthe unfortunate decision to lease a Toyota 4-Runner; the first installment appears here. And No More Spending rejectsthe temptation posed by glossy magazines.

Broke Grad Student has posted the 167th Carnival of Personal Finance, with a Beijing Olympics theme. Funny’s squib about the national debt and its likely baleful effect on the US and world economy over the next decade or two appears here. Once again, many great stories here. At Alpha Consumer, Kimberly reminds me why I used to love being a journalist (because you can ask as many nosy questions as you like!) with an interesting report on how much bloggers earn, a story that incidentally reveals the traffic some blogs generate. The Financial Blogger has a hilarious piece on how some songs you’ll recognize relate to personal finance…along the way he confirms this old bat’s suspicions about what students are actually thinking about in class. 😀 In the suspicions confirmed department, Brip Blap reveals the truth about passive income, or so he says. The Wisdom Journal, on a more serious note, advises common sense when it comes to frugality. And Not the Jet Set describes an error on the bank’s part and the nuisance it led to.

The Make It from Scratch Carnival is up at Learning the Ropes, where Funny’s beauty tip for olive-oil hair conditioning appears above the fold. TM were pleased to see our recipe for fried green tomatoes also made the cut. Speaking of tomatoes — and frugality — My Daily Dollars has a tasty-sounding plan for a $3.00 family meal made with home-grown tomatoes.

Fire Finance hosts the 140th Festival of Frugality. As an employee of the Great Desert University, a decidedly public school given to larding FTE with (largely fraudulent) online courses and concocting graduate programs that do not require annoying details like the GRE or the GMAT, Funny is thrilled to see Jim at Blueprint for Financial Prosperity hold forth on reasons not to go to a private college…but wait! snap out of that! It’s a Devil’s Advocate post. Speaking of the outcome of fraudulent practices, Care One Credit offers some strategies to avoid foreclosure. Back on campus, Frugal in the Fruitlands points out some of the many benefits colleges and universities offer alumni. Funny’s post on falling off the frugality wagon appears in this week’s Festival.

PF Buzz hosts the 27th Money Hacks Carnival, where Funny’s rave about the glories of doing business with credit unions appears. Here, Fiscal Liberty offers ten things to know before refinancing; No Debt Plan suggests some ways to save money on watering the lawn; and Realm of Prosperity tries to save on college textbooks.

This could be fun

Check out this entertaining site, highlighted byMomma Blogs a Lot: it’s calledBooking through Thursday. The proprietor posts a meme a week, mostly about books and reading. Thecurrent memeasks you to write about your earliest memory of a library.

Naturally, I couldn’t let that one lay. VisitThe Copyeditor’s Desk for my response.
So, what’s your earliest library memory? If you’re a blogger, remember to link back to Booking through Thursday. Otherwise, please feel welcome to leave your story in the comments here.

Moments of fame

No Debt Plan hosts the 165th Carnival of Personal Finance today. Looking forward to the start of this fall’s college football season, he’s running for a touchdown with this enormous and lively carnival. Funny’s guest poster Miranda Marquit made the line-up with her article on keeping debt under control while attending college.

NDP is giving away $50 Amazon gift cards to those who subscribe to his site, BTW. Check out his offer at the carnival, and while you’re there read some of the many good entries he features. My Two Dollars has a nice rumination on some of the things (other than $$) that make an employee happy. An extremely interesting article appears at a site called Really Better Real Estate, where Realtor Joe Manausa challenges the worth of three widely held real estate statistics. Not the Jet Set describes what happened when a perp got ahold of his wife’s debit card number–good reason to use credit cards. Though their bank caught on quickly and they did not have to pay for the charges, with a debit card a criminal can clean out your account and you can end up eating the loss.

Round-up: Hotter than a two-dollar cookstove edition

We’re having a little heat wave here in the Valley of the We-Do-Mean Sun. Night before last it was 105 at 8:00 p.m., sunset having brought the thermometer down from a bone-baking 114. Arizonans have a summertime equivalent of Michiganders’ snowbound: I am not sticking my nose outside my air-conditioned box today…no way, no how. Instead, let’s catch up with the blogosphere, an entertainment I’ve allowed to slide a bit over the past couple of weeks.

First, two really neat new-to-me sites: Correr es mi destino, despite the title an English-language production emanating from Canada, and SmallNotebook.org, featured on Get Rich Slowly for the proprietor’s “Month of No Spending” and blogging about a subject dear to my heart, simple living. I love the design on each of these things! Both authors write gracefully and engagingly; don’t miss them.

Speaking of GRS, J.D. is taking time off to deal with an illness in the family, and so some guest writers are filling in for him. Appropriately enough for a Sunday, today’s post comes from an Oregon pastor, Steve Ross, who contributes a thoughtful–even profound–essay on how his congregation is dealing with a financial crisis and what money and work really mean.

Mrs. Micah and the Mr. have taken off for Michigan. This week I really enjoyed her response to a remark a commenter posted at The Simple Dollar, which she crafted into a lively discussion about whether it is unethical for banks to charge interest.

Be This Way mourns the loss of an innocent child to the unholy combine of vicious parents and a craven child welfare system. We as taxpayers have a moral obligation to see that our state child protective services are fully funded to hire enough competent caseworkers to deal with the huge workload social workers face, and to eliminate the temptation to cut corners. Pay more taxes? Yup: if that’s what stands between a child and the forces of unbridled evil.

Speaking of taxes (and on a lighter note) this is extremely good: Plonkee figures out what her taxes would be if she lived in the U.S. and then compares U.K. vs. U.S. costs and services. Awesome!

Paid Twice recommends tracking the per unit price of goods in your price book. This is an excellent idea, since items are packaged differently by different retailers. It also allows you to get a better handle on prices advertised in the weekly flyers.

Five-Cent Nickel reflects on some of the hidden hooks in great deals. Be sure you read the fine print and understand all the details before grabbing a bargain.

Jim at Blueprint for Financial Prosperity won the free copy of Break Down Your Money in the Alpha Consumer challenge, edging out Funny by a percentage point. Because the contest was so close, he has graciously offered to share the book with me after he posts a review of it.

GLBL has posted a thoroughgoing discussion of how to create your own online store at Gather Little by Little. Looks suspiciously like work to me. Dang. Another source of “passive” income gone to seed.

Much, much more out there…my system has started to run with the speed of a stampeding snail, meaning the Mac wants me to close out Excel, Quicken, Word, Safari, iWeb, and the printer, shut down, and reboot. Time to stop. Enjoy all the great posts above!

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