What…
A….
Place!!!!!
Here I yam, trying to sizzle a nice steak on the ‘Cue. And there the cops are: circling, circling, circling in their copter.
They’ve been buzzing the intersection to the north of us for the past 30 minutes. This means…
- A sh!thead has been reported to 911; they’re tryin’ to catch him.
- A major wreck has happened at the accursed intersection: chaos and horror.
- The cops are confused as heck.
WhatEVER. How could we do without it? Let us count the ways….
Sit down to write this: Cop copter parks over the house.
Where the HELL is my .38?