They got a late start this morning: it’s already 8:14!
One ringy-dingy two ringy-dingies three ringy-dingies…and here’s the start of the sales pitch.
The targeted victim emits a high-pitched stream of obscenities, followed by BITCH! STAY OFF MY PHONE!!!!!!!
She’s probably in jail. Phone soliciting is a prison industry, so a fair number of the crooks who jangle you up every day start out as criminals.
**DO NOT be polite to them! It’s not polite to jangle you up in your home and pester you with nuisance calls. So you have no obligation or reason to be sweetie-sweet to them. Tell them to take a flying f**k at the moon — and do so at high volume.
Blasting a police whistle into the phone is an effective way to communicate your displeasure, too. Try it…they won’t like it.