87 gerjillion things to have to do before leaving for the dentist this morning:
Clean teeth
Wash face
Paint face
Comb hair
Make bed
Put dishes in washer (= take clean dishes out of washer & put away)
Hip hurts. What have I done to myself this time????
Pick up DR table (= put away piles of junk
Pay pool guy
Call AC guy: water leak
Track down new lawyer (mine just died) to review deathbed transfer of property and financial instruments to M’ijito
Shovel off kitchen counter
Hip hurts.
Beep beep! Microwave nagging.
Problem: short on patience for doing things that really DO need to get done. Now.
Frustrating to have to fart with all the little stuff when you’re in a hurry…my son is on his way over here…get stuff together for dentist, find shoes, get into shoes, heat mug of cold coffee, find purse, find wallet
Hip hurts.
Beep beep!
Copy and paste a line into this page
Beep beep!
Rinse out coffee pot.
Pour coffee grounds on plants outside.
Rinse again.
Pour out more coffee grounds.
Hip hurts.
Rinse again
Beep beep!
Pour rinse water on plants outside
Beep beep!
Hurt.
Hurt.
Hurt some more.
STOP THE FUKKIN’ WORLD! I WANNA GET OFF!!!!!
And the morning is just getting started. My son is on his way over here to drag me to the dentist. How can I count the ways I can hardly wait for that encounter?
Soooo…. THAT is what my poor son has to cope with, when he shows up at the door ready to trot me out into the wilderness. CAN you imagine? Poor guy!!
RINGY DINGY!
Leap up, run across the room, grab the phone.
Nuisance phone solicitor. To get rid of the nuisance message they left, you have to click through FOUR stages on your phone.
Oh damm. Here’s the kid! Prepare for more fun!