Okay, I know that in some ways this isn’t funny, but… hee hee HEEEEE! Just thinking about it reduces me to incoherence.
Especially the part where the reporter says, “The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.” Thank heavens! How would you like to have the AP call you for comment on that antic?
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Ok, Oh man, I’m laughing. I guess I have a semi-sick sense of humor, but I’ll no doubt pass that on to my family members–I think the sick sense of humor is, in fact, genetic.