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How the Crockpot Scalloped Potatoes Worked Out

So there was that scheme to cook up a mess of scalloped potatoes in the crockpot, so as to simplify my contribution to the Christmas Eve potluck down at the Cult Headquarters. Alerted by Frugal Scholar to the likelihood that milk and cheese would curdle during the long cook, I sent out intelligence feelers across the Web. One, count her, (1), authoritative writer offered a true scalloped potato recipe, complete with white sauce and cheese, and claimed it worked well. Everyone else said if you put dairy in a crockpot you’ll end up with curds and whey.

Well, I liked Stephanie O’Dea’s basic idea, which she billed as au gratin rather than scalloped and to which she added walnuts and sage. I happen to have a sage plant that’s struggling to survive the winter frosts and a bucket of Costco walnuts in the freezer. But given the wackiness of the Christmas schedule, I really didn’t want to take a chance on ruining several pounds of potatoes and being left at the last minute with nothing to take to the chivaree.

So… I decided to substitute a velouté sauce—in effect, a white sauce made with chicken stock instead of milk—and then add the gruyère topping at the last minute. This worked pretty well. Here’s how it fell out:

To make enough to choke a horse:

several pounds of potatoes, peeled
about four handfuls of walnuts
four to six fresh sage leaves, minced or finely chopped
one large yellow onion
butter in abundance
olive oil
2 Tbsp flour
2 cups flavorful chicken stock
salt and pepper
a cup or more of grated gruyère (or other) cheese

I happened to have a box of College Inn’s “White Wine and Herbs Culinary Broth,” according to the ingredients panel your basic chicken stock with wine added. It tastes more like they used sherry—their “wine” must be cheap and sweet—but it’s pretty good. But you could use just about any broth, fresh or canned, wine-spiked or not.

Slice the potatoes and onions fairly thin—I used a mandoline for both, creating potato slices about 1/8 inch thick, but if you used a knife, about 1/4 inch would be fine.

Skim a frying pan with olive oil and sauté the onions until they’re just starting to carmelize. In a small frying pan or wide stockpot, melt some butter and toast the walnuts. When the onions are beginning to brown, add the sage and stir to mix well.

Le sauce velouté
Le sauce velouté

Make the sauce velouté: melt a couple tablespoons of butter in a saucepan. Add a like amount of flour. Stir over medium heat until the butter foams, but do not allow to brown. Add the chicken stock and heat over medium high heat, stirring occasionally, until the sauce thickens.

Generously butter the crockpot’s ceramic pot. Starting with potatoes, layer in the ingredients this order: potatoes on the bottom, dabs of butter, another layer of potatoes, layer of onion/sage, half the toasted walnuts, half the sauce; layer of potatoes, dabs of butter, layer of potatoes, remaining walnuts, layer of onion/sage, remaining potatoes, remaining sauce.

Cook on “low” about 5 or 6 hours.

A half-hour before serving, remove the cover, sprinkle the gruyère over the top, and replace the cover. Allow to cook until the cheese melts.

Ours cooked about six hours. I think that may have been a bit too long for Idahos, because the result, while extremely tasty, was somewhat mushy. Next time, I’d use boiling potatoes (red or white), which should hold their shape a bit better. Stephanie’s recipe calls for cooking the dish on “high” for just three hours; this also might solve the overcooking issue.

I’m fairly certain that you could get away with pouring a cup or so of heavy cream over the top at the time you put in the cheese—about a half-hour before serving. Even though the potatoes are very hot by then, I very much doubt the cream would fall apart in a half-hour. But since I had to sing at the 8:30 service as well as the midnight eucharist, SDXB would be bringing the potful of potatoes to the intermission potluck; setting him to experimenting with cream minutes before he had to haul the stuff to the car…well, that would’ve been asking for trouble.

Although it wasn’t a pretty dish, it really tasted very good, and the diners left little to bring home.

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Happy Blogiversary to Funny!

And happy holidays to all of you!

Funny about Money was born two years ago today, as an idle hobby to while away the hours as its proprietor wasted the evenings in front of the television set. Apple’s iLife came with the iMac I’d bought; part of that program was a lightweight blogging platform. Thought I’d try it to see if I could do it. So I was amazed when it was still online a year later, and even more amazed that some people were actually reading it. And now, by golly, Funny has made it through a second year!

And what a year it’s been! We’ve replaced the worst U.S. president since Herbert Hoover with our country’s first African American president, an articulate dynamo who has yet to show whether he can rescue us from the greatest economic fiasco the world has seen since the Great Depression. Indications are mixed: we’re getting ourselves mired deeper in Afghanistan, a sinkhole that will make Vietnam look like a garden party, but our Congressional leaders, despite knee-jerk partisanship on both sides, are nearing agreement on some sort of national healthcare plan.

On Funny’s micro-level, it’s been quite a year, too: furloughs and unemployment insurance, getting canned along with my entire staff, taking a part-time job before the full-time job ends, setting up Social Security way sooner than planned, nailing a discount on COBRA, finding a way to pay next year’s mortgage without touching investments, dealing with enough bureaucrats to populate a giant ant colony, migrating Funny about Money to Bluehost and monetizing it (thank you, Mrs. Micah!), worrying a lot about survival, and finally realizing that the past twenty years of frugal habits and steady savings will make “early retirement” the best thing that ever happened to me. M’hijito’s mellowing relationship with me and going back to sing in the choir have gone a long way to make this rocky time not only tolerable but often filled with joy.

Here are my ten favorite posts from Funny’s second year, in no particular order:

Truth, the Highest Thing that Man May Keep
Revanche on The Secret Joy of Unemployment
25 Awesome Sites for Personal Finance Buffs
Do You Have to Be Wealthy to Be Financially Independent?
What IS Frugality?
Living within Your Means Is Good for the Economy
How Much Financial Help to Give a Family Member?
Debt to Income Ratio: Frugalist Begs to Differ
Garden as Income Stream
Early Social Security: A Way around the Earnings Limit

And then we have the three most hilarious posts (well, at least, intentionally hilarious…) that went up this year:

When Real Estate Is Funnier than Real Life
What’s More Important than a Costco Card?
Best Phone Solicitor Story of All Time

Free Money Finance e-mailed yesterday to say Funny’s “Truth, the Highest Thing” post has been selected to compete in this year’s March Madness competition. If it wins or places, I’ve asked to have the money donated to All Saints Episcopal Church, which not only sponsors the greatest choir on the planet but supports Hospice, Habitat for Humanity, a soup kitchen, outreach to the homeless, a ministry to a nursing home, a caregiver program to help the elderly and infirm remain in their homes, and many other worthy projects made even more crucial in these difficult times. Because of the recession, All Saints was unable to make its pledge goal this year, and so a March Madness gift will help a great deal.

Happy holidays to everyone and best wishes for glorious New Year!

Image: Kris De Curtis, Christmas Tree Bauble, http://www.flickr.com/photos/krisdecurtis/313881077/ , Free content licence. Wikimedia Commons.

Decluttering: What to do with the electronic junk?

So… What do you do with old CD backups? I mean, really old CD backups that you no longer feel any compulsion to store in the closet?

The other day, when I realized the point had come where I will never have to go back to GDU again (except to return the keys to their office, which I’ll do on the 31st), I decided to shovel everything that has to do with that place out of my home office. This entailed filling the blue barrel to its rim, since I work at home a lot and so my office contains a lot of printouts and digital media related to the job.

It also dragged along with it a lot of other junk of the sort that piles up like dust. Some of it, you suspect you might need some day, so you stash it in the closet. Some, you’re just too lazy to figure out what to do with it, so you stash it in the closet. And some you really should keep, so you stash it in the closet.

So there was plenty of stuff to empty out.

In amongst all that junk were several large containers of old CDs and Zip disks containing Quicken and Word backups, none of which are relevant to anything today. Despite their antiquity, though, they do contain personal information that I’d just as soon not have seen by any random viewers, especially of the sort who go through trash.

The Zip disks were easy to disable: a tap with a hammer dents the metal disk in the center, which I expect will render them unusable.

But all those CDs… That’s another matter. There are hundreds of them. Many are e-books I sold to my students on the side, to help generate something closer to a living wage than GDU pays its lecturers. I don’t give a damn whether anyone reads those. But some contain personal information—because I didn’t have an external disk drive on those old PCs, I was in the habit of backing up Quicken, Excel, and Word files regularly.

Breaking them is problematic. They can be shattered if you hit them hard enough with a hammer. But “shatter” is the operative term: they scatter glass-like shards all over the place, some of which want to fly up into your face.

I understand some shredders will grind them up. Mine will take credit cards, but I’m not so sure about CDs. Just as soon not wreck that thing.

So the question is: How can I render these things unusable without making an unholy mess?

Image: Pbroks13, CD Layers. Wikimedia Commons.

2009 budget wrap

Monday marked the end of the last budget cycle of my employed life. My budgets run from the 20th to the 20th, timed to follow American Express’s billing cycle, since I charge everything other than recurring monthly bills and then pay it in full each month. This provides a nice annual kickback, usually around $250 of “free” money that goes direct to savings.

Knowing that my base net income of Social Security and part-time teaching will come to about 57 percent of my current net—and that from net I’ll have to pay eleven times for Medicare what I’m now paying from gross for comparable healthcare coverage—I’ve been cutting the discretionary budget a little at a time. It’s gone from $1,500 a month to $1,200, then to $1,000, and it now stands at $800, about as low as I can manage and still eat.

(And as I write this, I realize the figures I posted yesterday were bizarrely wrong! If you believe what I wrote then, you’d come up with a net unemployment income of 70 percent of my present net salary, which is dead wrong. Where on earth did I come up with a figure of $32,900 for my present net income?)

So, back to the budget: I’m reducing discretionary spending by 53 percent, which, because there’s not a thing I can do about regular monthly costs such as utilities (cut as low as they’ll go right now), taxes, and insurance, will cut my living standard significantly but still not cut the mustard. Oh well…

This month being Christmastime, as usual I’m over budget, though not as seriously as it looks.

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Not realizing that M’hijito was taking two days of vacation time this week, I went with him to Costco on Sunday, by way of stocking up for the big bash we’re throwing on Christmas day.  As a result, I charged up $133 at Costco and another $35 at Costco’s gas pumps, pushing me way over budget. If I’d waited until yesterday, I would’ve finished the November/December budget cycle $10 in the black. Instead, I’m $158 in the red, against the $800 “practice” budget:

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Fortunately, I didn’t change the credit union’s automatic transfers of $1,500 a month into my credit-card budget piggy-bank, and so the truth is that account holds not $800, not $1,000, nay not even $1,200 but a whole $1,500.  This means that in spite of the extra cost of the glasses I also purchased this month, I’ll have plenty to cover the total amount charged up on the American Express card.

But next month…  Next month the New Regime starts in earnest. And given the revelation that my figures for net income were way too optimistic, obviously I’m going to have to stay within the $800 budget, and probably well within it.

Given the costs of running the house and owning a dog, that’s an unreasonably constrained budget. It looks likely that, unless a miracle happens, within the year I will have to sell my house and move out to Sun City, where taxes are 50 percent lower and insurance is about 30 percent lower. May have to find a new home for the dog, too.

{sigh} Ain’t the golden years golden?

I knew it…

I just knew I wasn’t gunna get away from the Great Desert University without at least one more thrilling episode.

This week I started using up the 176 hours that constitutes the use-it-or-lose-it part of my accrued vacation time. I entered 40 hours in the annoying online form PeopleSoft makes us use, leaving a balance of 304 hours.

Comes this message in the e-mail from our bidness office manager:

I am trying to finish up your vacation payout and need to know besides the 450 hours you took last week if you plan to take any more time this week or next.  I want to make sure what I submit is correct.

{sigh} Never fails!

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