Coffee heat rising

w00t! Funny lives!

It was a rough passage, but thanks to Mrs. Micah, Funny about Money made it to BlueHost in one (very large!) piece. She and the Mr. did an incredible job on what turned into a very difficult project. Almost all the posts have now come across intact. Some of the formatting (such as colored fonts and diacriticals) had to be tossed overboard, but otherwise, the content by and large is back on terra firma.

Many, many kudos to Mrs. Micah, whose determination to make this work prevailed when I was ready to give up. Next time you need a blog consultant, Mrs. M is definitely the go-to person! 

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Getting closer!

Wow! What an adventure this migration has been. I would not have had a snowball’s chance of moving Funny to BlueHost by myself. It’s been quite a challenge for Mrs. Micah, who’s an expert. Apparently the issue is that quite a lot of strange code lurks in the innards of Funny about Money, with many squirrelly results. Mr. Micah, himself a university-trained technoguru, was called in on the job, and together they’ve been wrestling with this thing for many more hours than any of us bargained on.

Funny was born on iWeb, Apple’s allegedly idiot-proof blogging platform. It’s easy to use, but also pretty limited in scope; after the MobileMe fiasco, I decided to move FaM to WordPress, which can be accessed from any platform and from any computer that’s online. 

Natch, WordPress will not import from iWeb. This meant I had to copy each post and page out of iWeb, store it in Word, and then import it into WordPress. One. at. a. time.

WordPress doesn’t like Word, which as you know is awash in squirrelly code. So instead of pasting directly into a WordPress post, you have to run the copy through a kind of “scrubber,” conveniently provided on the toolbar. I thought I’d done this for each and every entry. 

However, it was a mind-numbingly tedious chore, which I performed at night while parked in front of the television, itself a mind-numbing state. So it’s entirely possible that an article or two accidentally got slapped directly from Word into a post. We’re told this can create all sorts of havoc. But at WordPress.com, things seemed to work smoothly enough. 

The Micahs theorize that the Wordscrubber sometimes fails to remove all the offending code. That also could be an explanation. Or it may be that something came through from iWeb (which creates an impenetrable barrier between user and code for all but the most MacTechie). 

Whatever the cause, I’m beginning to wonder if the thing is corrupting as it goes. An hour ago Mrs. M celebrated success. When I looked at it, most of the site seemed OK, but then on second and third glance more and more posts proved to be truncated…at least one or two of which I’d swear were just fine the first time I saw them. 

There’s a Feedburner feed. I have yet to figure out how to make it readily available to you, but you can click on that link. At the moment the posts are out of order, but with any luck we’ll get that straightened out, too. And there’s you can sign up for an e-mail feed, which I haven’t experimented with yet. 

Mrs. Micah has staggered out of the wrestling ring. I also need to give up for the nonce: spent the better part of a week writing a proposal to save our office at the Great Desert University, bandying ideas back and forth with half a dozen colleagues. Finally sent it off to Her Deanship this afternoon. She hasn’t even bothered to respond… Experience suggests that the Wells of Silence effect is never good. Not that I seriously expected it would fly, anyway.

So, with everybody too exhausted to move, à demain.

Bankbooks and Financial Records: Things people say about themselves

Officer Canciverra of the Phoenix PD just came by to pick up a checkbook La Maya and I found on the ground during our morning stroll. The owner’s address is in Tempe, so pretty clearly it didn’t just happen to fall out of her purse in the oleanders, 20 miles from home.

Interesting, the things your checkbook says about you. People reveal a great deal about their lives in ordinary, insignificant-looking daily records. Lawrence Stone, a controversial and entertaining historian of Britain’s early modern period, applied this fact with great flair when he produced The Crisis of the Aristocracy, in which he concluded that the British nobility went through a period of hard times near the end of Elizabeth I’s reign. As a toddling researcher in England, I studied Prof. Stone’s work and then, in a graduate-studenty way, tried to go forth and do likewise.

Her handwriting suggests our Chase Bank customer is an elderly woman. She pays $800 a month for what she enters as “cash rent.” You can’t rent much in Tempe for that price. It’s a debit, not a credit, so presumably it’s what she pays for a roof over her head—probably a room or backyard studio behind someone’s house. And that someone likely isn’t reporting the rent to any taxing authorities.

She has a number of relatives who share her last name. She paid airfare for several of them to come to Arizona last Christmas, and one of them received $100 as a Christmas present from her.

Another of her relatives, Donna, evidently was sick and disabled for a long time. Every month our checkbook writer paid $900 for Donna’s healthcare. In February, though, she voided the $900 check. A couple days later, she paid almost $2,500 to a mortuary.

After that, a series of checks are voided and several transactions are corrected, as though she went through a period of confusion and, probably, grief. Donna apparently mattered a great deal to her.

Her last check was written on March 30, leaving a balance of around $32,500 in her account. Ominously, one check is missing between that check number and the top check in her check pad.

I hope she wasn’t ripped off, or if she was, that Chase made good on the forged check.

So it goes. Our little lives are full of quiet drama, aren’t they?

Should I bother with trying to save my job?

So I’ve cooked up a proposal that has an outside chance of rescuing our office and saving my job. The idea is that my sidekick and I will go on nine-month contracts, which would save the university a bundle of money, and that we would have only one research assistant, who would be hired 10 hours instead of the more usual 20 hours a week, cutting the tuition reimbursement (the real cost of running our operation) by 50 percent.

I haven’t submitted this to Her Deanship yet. At the moment, I’m wondering whether I want to.

Why? I’m afraid the deans will like it. They might actually buy it. And that would mean I’d have to keep trudging to work at the Great Desert University for the next three to seven years.

Not that such a fate would be worse than death. No doubt it would be better to hang on to a regular income, complete with health insurance and accruing sick leave (for which I get paid at retirement), instead of cobbling together a living with Social Security, investment drawdowns, and part-time teaching gigs. On a nine-month salary, too, if I quietly taught freshman comp at the community college my total earnings would be significantly more than I’m making now.

But I’m beginning to feel pretty confident that I can survive quite nicely in Bumhood. Why on earth would I want to keep working at a place that houses my office in a condemned building that still (months later!) stinks of the solvent used in the most recent asbestos abatement effort? Whose air conditioning has not been turned on despite 97-degree heat? Where we have no drinkable water (vile stuff comes out of the taps) and no place to get it but the public bathroom? Where parking costs almost $900, and where raises (few and far between) are immediately taken away through various creative increases in “benefits” and ancillary gouges?

On the other hand, it’s a nice sinecure: I come and go when I please, and I sure don’t work very hard. But…without those RAs, my sidekick and I most certainly would be reduced to actually working. Heaven forfend.

It would be kind of irresponsible not to at least try to save our operation. It’s the only such office anywhere in the world, as far as we know. No other university has anything like it. And getting it established took years of politicking and lobbying on the part of faculty and some powerful deans and chairs. If there’s even a chance of rescuing it from the trashbin, I suppose it really would be lâche of me not to try.

On the one hand, I think the heck with them. On the other: Michael Crow is not the only person who works for the Great Desert University…neither is Categories Idle essays, Workplace issues 6 Comments

Funny switches servers tomorrow

Well, tomorrow’s the day of the big switch. Mrs. Micah is going to help me convert Funny to a monetized site (anyone wanna buy an ad, BTW?), switching to Bluehost in the bargain. I have no idea how this is going to work, and of course given my advanced level of technobumbling, the site may go down for a while. But not because I’ve forgotten you! One way or the other, Funny will be back.

It will be interesting to see if this li’l blog can make any money. I’d be surprised, frankly. But really, even a couple hundred bucks a month would help! Every $2,400 it makes is one section of freshman comp I don’t have to teach! The delightful Poisoned Pen Press gives me about a novel a month to proof, to the tune of two or three hundred dollah. So it looks like the class load could be 3 and 2 or even as few as 2 and 2.

Ugh. Teaching freshman comp until I can’t hold a pen any longer was not quite what I had in mind for old age! Ohhh well. Could be worse: could be lighting a campfire under the Seventh Avenue Overpass.

The other day when a cool evening was coming on (temps have been all over the thermometer the past couple of weeks) I saw a woman who looked to be about my age, her shopping cart parked as she tried to scavenge under some trees for firewood. Poor old gal. Makes freshman comp look mighty fine.

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