You can’t be bothered to get off your tuchus to go SPEND MONEY!
😀
Wuz gonna make a run on Target to diddle away a few bucks on this, that, and the other. But loafed.
- Was still loafing when Pool Dude From Heaven showed up.
- Ruby bursts into a Frenzy of Dawg Joy (ohhhhh how that dog LOVES the man!!)
- His Cuteness spends a good half-hour or so working on the pool (probably more: I ain’t payin’ attention to the time).
- Ruby relishes every minute of His Excellency’s presence.
- I think…yeah, he is pretty cute, uh huh.
I decide that, cost be damned, I’d ‘druther order the salt grinder thing from Amazon than trudge to Target, Best Buy, and waypoints to buy one in person.
And so it goes…
* Cleaning Lady from Heaven busted my favorite cheapo salt grinder.
Know what happened then?
Yeah: nothin’.
*I decide to pour half a mug of wine and swill it down.
Know what happened then?
Yeah: nothin’.
* Even though I am now not even faintly snockered, I am NOT gettin’ in the car at this point. Awwwww, what a shame! I won’t be able to drive from pillar to post chasing down annoying errands. 😀
Know what’s happening now?
Yeah: nothin’.
* Stumble outside and gaze down into the magnificently transparent pool.
How DOES the man do that???????
The guy is worth his weight in gold. Or at least in swimming pool chemicals.
So it goes. Is it possible for a Ph.D. and lawyer’s ex-wife to fall in love with a guy who makes his living cleaning backyard swim pools???
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Oh, my: what a lovely man! No doubt an ex-convict. But WTF?
SAVE ME, LORD!