Loafing on the front porch this gorgeous morning…waiting for a workman to confront the day’s catastrophe.
Boyoboy, am I tired of catastrophes. This stuff makes a box in the sky down on Central Avenue look good! Nice aspect of apartment living: someone else takes care of the damned repairs.
This morning the irrigation system sprang a leak. I found out about it only because the neighbor across the street, one of the WonderAccountants, came over to tell me the road between our houses was flooded from curb to curb.
Looovvveeeleeeeee….
So now we’re waiting for an irrigation plumber to show up. And waiting. And waiting. And waiting.
He probably has several other jobs to attend to this morning. So it’ll be half the day before I can go on about my business. And by then, waaayyyy too hot for Ruby the Corgi’s morning walk.
Contemplating: Maybe SDXB was right to sell up and move to Sun City.
Even though he still ends up with a free-standing house to take care of…a gravel yard presents almost zero maintenance issues. Taxes out there are lower. Burglars are pretty much uninterested in you. Two hospitals — neither of them very good, but neither of them much worse than most of the others in the Valley — await your next stroke or heart attack. Not a bad deal, overall.
If M’hijto weren’t here in town — conveniently located to both me and to his father & stepmother — I might very well have followed SDXB back out to the far, noisy west side.
Or not.
I did hate living there when my parents owned their end-of-life home…ah…here’s our plumber!!!!! Awayyyyyy…..
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A-a-a-n-d… Now the plumbers are here. They’ve dug up the yard around the side gate. Hevvin only knows how much they’ll charge for this little adventure!
I sure don’t wanna know.
Ohhhhhh man! What a job! Wayyyy up there in the Department of Jobs You’re Glad You Don’t Have!!
Seriously, though, these guys have amazing skills. Not only did they figure out the problem within a few minutes of attacking the watering contraption, now they’ve taken it apart and are merrily (uhm…welll…) reconstructing it.
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JAYZUZ! Two hundred and seventy bucks! To repair a leaking pipe!
Sheeeee-ut!
Well…to be fair, they had to dig up a corner of the yard. Excavate the equipment that regulates the water flow on the west side. Install new parts…in the mud…
Gawd only knows how much this little cavort will run up the water bill. Literally: the road was flooded curb to curb before Tom (neighbor) noticed and called me.
Honestly, sometimes I do think a box in the sky would be a better habitation for an old bat. But…then I remember living in one.
My parents and I lived in a box in the sky in San Francisco, in a tract called ParkMerced. It actually was a cool place to live: I loved both of the apartments we occupied successively: first a high-rise and then a pleasant little two-story garden apartment.
But…y’know… Apartment developments are crowded. They can be noisy. And expensive: monthly rental can add up. And add up. And add up. Here the only payments I make — on four bedrooms plus a diving pool and two patios and four citrus trees — are for taxes and utilities. This house really is about as ideal as it can get, for an old bat and her dawg.
Hmmm…. Yep! Count up the blessings of a high-rise apartment, the blessings of a cheaply built tract house out in Sun City, and the blessings of this house…and this house wins, paws down.
- Decent neighborhood
- Low-maintenance landscaping
- Block walls around the back & side yards
- Orange trees
- Lemon tree
- Lime tree
- Climbing roses
- Cute little kids living all around in the neighborhood
- Lightrail train running up and down Main Drag West
- Two major regional hospitals — one of them within walking distance
- One of the best public school districts in the city
- Three middle- to upscale shopping centers within walking distance
I’m sure one could ask for more…but personally, I can’t imagine what that would be.