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Best of Funny: Annals of the Floored and Flabbergasted

Life is hilarious! Or is it bizarre? Some days I can’t figure out whether we live in a Monty Python Show or a Kurt Vonnegut novel.

Aww, C’mon! Am I Really That Dumb? November 23, 2008

Lord, It’s Hard to Be Humble… March 1, 2010

Annals of the Floored and Flabbergasted December 12, 2012

Real Books Don’t Disappear July 11, 2013

Perp Tales: Update on the Garage Invasion July 21, 2013

Service Dog…or Service Scam? Should You Have to Prove You’re Disabled? September 26, 2013

Does a $1200 Purse Make You Upper-Class? October 9, 2013

Best of Funny: Lists

We’re told — or at least, in the past we’ve been told (these fads change fast) — that lists comprise the most popular type of blog post. The attraction escapes me…but nevertheless, the public must be served. So over time even Funny has build a few of them.

Ten Great Improvements That Aren’t February 1, 2009

You Know You Slept Through the End of the Pleistocene When… June 17, 2010

Death by 1000 Tiny Annoyances June 13, 2010

20 Excuses to Cheat on the Diet July 7, 2013

12 Things I Would’ve Thought I’d Never Live to See October 12, 2014

Why? September 27, 2013

Adopting a Dog from a Private Party: 20 Questions to Ask September 29, 2009

Twelve Ways to Save Money on Your Dog April 11, 2008

Hamburger: 12 Ways to Keep Your Family Safe October 6, 2009

Preparing for the Worst August 23, 2009

Motivating People around Us: Six Ways to Better Customer Service July 1, 2010

Ten Stress Reducers January 27, 2009

Five Ways to Deal with Stress April 26, 2009

Best of Funny: Common Sense

Common sense…it seems to be the rarest commodity in our digitized, mobilized, frantically connected culture. Spare us, Lord!

Coupons April 22, 2008

Ten Great Improvements That Aren’t February 1, 2009

Kiddie Nudes: Where Was the Editor? July 16, 2009

Read That Contract! January 2, 2009

Get OFF the Flickin’ PHONE! October 28, 2009

Are CFLs All They’re Cracked Up to Be? October 2, 2010

How to Buy Your Next Car in Cash May 28, 2010

The (Not So) Good Old Days August 29, 2010

Car: Budget (and Wheels) Rescued July 1, 2011

Shoring Up the Defenses, and Tales of Perps and Dumb Marks November 14, 2012

“Terrorist”: Let’s Call a Spade a Spade  April 19, 2013

Less Meat but Better Meat June 6, 2013

Preparing for Emergencies: Small, Big, or Catastrophic May 7, 2013

Best of Funny: Pets

Cassie the Corgi , Charley the Golden Retriever, Anna H. Banana the Bat-sh!t Crazy German Shepherd, and Walt the Greyhound have inspired many a post. Who knows how many more will come to light after the proposed new pup invades the Queen of the Universe’s domain?

The Coyote’s at the Door April 2, 2012

The Ambivalence of Doggy Love July 2, 2012

The Queen of the Universe vs. the Queen of Sheba September 16, 2013

How I spent $48,346.36 on My Dogs June 3, 2008

Dog Food: The Costs and Benefits of Making Your Own June 18, 2008

DIY Dog Food: Spend a Little More and Get a Lot More October 2, 2008

Other People’s Pets July 13, 2009

Puppy Love: How to Tell If It’s the Real Thing April 20, 2011

Charley and the Ferocious Corgi January 28, 2012

Dogs That Bite  September 24, 2013

 

Cash vs. Credit Redux…already!

Did you see Kara’s comment on yesterday’s post about the cash/debit/credit chestnut? Among several issues, she touches on the hot button of AMEX’s outrageous fees.

Well…I don’t know if she’s prescient or if she just works for The New York Times, but presto-digito! This very morning up pops a report that ought to get the attention of us consumers: a group of businesses are on the verge of winning a class action asking that American Express allow them to pass transaction fees along to their customers. They also appear to be winning against the other two major credit card issuers.

What this will mean for you and me is higher prices at the cash register if we choose to buy with a credit card. In the AMEX action, American Express proposes an agreement that will let merchants soak customers for the transaction fees as long as the same amount is levied on other credit and charge card users. Since American Express has the highest transaction fees in the industry, that means you will pay a premium price to use your Mastercard or Visa. Unless, of course, AMEX chooses to lower its transaction fees. Either way, it’s going to cost more to buy things with a charge card.

That brings us, then, to the next question:

If you had to pay for the privilege of buying things on a credit card, would you continue (assuming you’re in this habit) to buy every little thing on the card and then pay it off at the end of the month? Or would you move to cash or debit card?

Presumably, that lovely kickback American Express shares with its customers each year would be eaten up by the transaction fees, especially if, as I do, you charged virtually everything and hardly ever used cash. In the absence of that benefit, AMEX looks a lot less attractive.

You do need it to buy gas at Costco…or so it seems. In fact, you can go into the store and buy a cash card, which works just fine at Costco’s gas pumps. And presumably, in the coming brave new world of credit-card surcharges, it will work without dinging you an extra little gouge.

Personally, I empathize with the business owners. It’s ridiculous that they should have to support a huge, outrageously profitable industry so that their customers can enjoy the perceived convenience of paying with plastic. And as a matter of fact, when my clients decide to remit payment to me through PayPal, I do add the PayPal transaction fee to their bill. PayPal is more convenient for me, too — depositing paper checks is a damn nuisance. But not so much that I want to pay extra for that convenience.

Still, clients don’t seem to mind. Many actually seem to expect to cover the PayPal fees.

So…where do I come down on this? Squarely on both sides of the fence!

If a court ruled that I could charge clients for credit-card transactions, my order for a Square would be winging its way toward that worthy vendor as we scribble.

On the other hand, you can bet I’d pay for a lot more things in cash. In fact, I’d probably use cash for everything but large-ticket items and products that might need to be returned. And even a large-ticket item can be paid for with a check, if you have the cash in your account. Travel reservations, I assume, could be made with a debit card. And one thing you do have to say for cash: it makes life a lot harder for hackers.

How about yourself? When merchants can pass credit-card transaction fees along to you, will that change your choice of payment method?