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March Madness Results Are Up!

Free Money Finance has posted the winners of this year’s March Madness competition:

Debt-free Adventure’s Identify & Overcome Money Anxiety & Stress in Relationships: $500 to Habitat for Humanity

Personal Finance by the Book’s Debt Free in One Year: A True Story: $300 to ¡Vámonos! Community Ministries

Bible Money Matters’ Managing Your Money Is An Exercise In Both Mathematics And Psychology: $100 to Second Harvest Heartland

Funny’s Truth, The Highest Thing that Man May Keep: $100 to All Saints Episcopal Church‘s music ministry

What an inspired and generous thing FMF’s March Madness project is—even more generous of his time, I expect, than of his cash. Thank you, FMF!

w00t! A win!

FMF just e-mailed to say Funny won one of the $100 prizes in Free Money Finance’s March Madness competition. Thanks to everyone who kindly participated by voting for Funny in each of the contest’s many rounds!

Far as I can tell, he hasn’t posted the grand prize winner’s name yet. But the final round is here, showcasing the two finalists. One post was Debt-free Adventure’s rumination on Money Anxiety Disorder, and the other was Personal Finance by the Book’s amazing story of son and daughter-in-law’s marathon escape from debt. Both are very fine examples of the blogger’s art. If you haven’t read them yet, you absolutely should.

Spring in Arizona

The winter-long El Niño rains have brought a bumper crop of spectacular flowers. The rain’s about over now, and now we have the stiff winds that, each spring, blow in the summer’s 110-degree heat and blow out the blooms. But for a few days yet, we can enjoy air perfumed with orange blossoms and spectacular sights in our yards (click for larger images):

Who needs money when we have real riches?

Five frugal ways to entertain the kids

Guest post by Tina Minchella

I was going to title this post “why it’s never a good time to have a kid.” Many friends and family members as well as the occasional professional acquaintance discuss family planning with me. With the economic situation the way that it is, I hear over and over, “It’s not a good time to start a family. If we could just save…” And this is when I stop listening.

The truth is, it’s never a good time to start a family. I know this sounds quite shocking. But here’s why: kids are always expensive. Yes. Kids cost money. A lot of money.

As I have learned to use public transportation, to clip coupons, and to make that dollar stretch, I have also realized that there are many ways to save money entertaining little ones.

• Trade skills. I play the piano. My friend plays the piano. It’s a bad idea to teach your own child how to play a musical instrument…BUT…you can trade your services with others. Teach your friends’ children and let your friends teach yours.

• Go to the library. This is not just about saving money on books. In the summertime, many local libraries also have story time, free movies with popcorn, and nature walks. The library has become a hub for more than just books. It is a community outreach system full of fun and FREE things to entertain the little ones. Some libraries also offer monthly passes to local museums. This allows you to visit a number of local cultural sites for free.

• Go to the park. I’m not sure when TV and videogames overtook our world, but there is nothing like fresh air and the sun to entertain a child. Pack a small picnic lunch and you’re suddenly on an exciting adventure.

•  Movie theaters. In the summertime, large movie theater chains play early morning movies on weekdays for families only. The theaters play older movies that have been released during the previous year and charge about 75 cents per ticket. Although they are not the newest blockbusters, the excitement and amazement little children have when seeing movies on the big screen remains.

• Kids-eat-free. Recently, a number of chain restaurants have begun having a kids-eat-free night once a week (some even do this every weekday). With the purchase of an adult meal, a child’s meal is free. There are even restaurants that cater to large families and give 2 free meals for every adult meal purchased! This is a great way to have a night out and not break the bank.

Kids cost money, but they don’t have to bankrupt you. There are a number of ways to keep having fun with kids without increasing your debt or further aggravating your financial troubles. If you’re having fun with the kids, they’ll never know that it was at a discounted rate.

Anybody wanna write a guest post?

Are you interested in submitting a guest post to funny about money? I broke & dislocated my shoulder this evening & so won’t be up for typing, possibly not for several weeks. Would welcome any guest posts that might keep funny going for the duration.

The Queen Is in Her Counting House…

So now that the Dow is closing on 11,000 again, I spent part of yesterday evening counting up my shekels.

Some time back, I figured the crash of the Bush economy (oh, how i luv bugging my rightie friends with that one! 😉 ) had drained my retirement savings of about $180,000.

Things are looking somewhat better today. Thanks to ten nontaxable grand available from a whole life policy, I contrived to set things up so I could pay my share of the downtown house’s mortgage without drawing down from the big, professionally managed IRA. Landing a temporary loan modification helped, too: the reduction in monthly payments will draw out the number of months the $10,000 lasts.

Despite partially drawing down the cash in that policy, total retirement savings are now down “only” $95,400 from the all-time high in October 2007.

We know, of course, that stocks were hugely overvalued in October of 2007. And some say they’re overvalued now. Seeking a more realistic measure, I compared total savings today with the figure that appeared in January 2001, when I first started tracking the various accounts in Excel. In that scenario, over 9.4 years my savings have grown by $18,211.

Looks like a pretty poor return on investment, eh?

However, it must be remembered that I used some of my savings to pay off the loan on my house. I also used about 30 grand to copurchase the downtown house with my son. So, it could be said that some of the funds were simply reinvested elsewhere

That notwithstanding, there’s no question the crash did some serious damage. If we look at the amount that was in savings in December 2006, before the run-up had built any momentum, we see that today’s bottom line is down $55,716 off what might be regarded as a reasonable figure.

Well, it’s better than a $180,000 loss, anyway. Just depends on how you look at it, eh?

Checking net worth: Respectable, though down about $400,000 from the 2007 estimate. Net worth sustained a huge loss when the mortgage on the downtown house went upside-down. Equity in that property is now negative…to the tune of about –$60,000. However, my own house, the one that’s paid for, retained its value and may even have crept up a little. So, even though M’hijito and I took a bath in real estate, it could have been worse. A lot worse.

My net worth is still significantly stronger than most Americans’. A calculator at CNN Money suggests the median net worth for Americans my age is $232,000; mine is about three times that. For 65-year-olds in my post-canning income bracket, median net worth is $34,375; mine is about twenty times that. For those in my pre-canning income bracket, median net worth would be $301,475; mine is 2.2 times that.

Despite the fact that I moved a fair amount of cash from equities into real estate, I’m still none too thrilled at the piddling $18,000 ten-year growth in liquid holdings.

But on reflection, my sense is that a free-and-clear house may be more valuable than smoke-and-mirrors money in stocks and bonds. While the sale price of a house may rise and fall, the value of a roof over your head is pretty immutable. It’s hard to evict a person from a house that has no mortgage.

To rent my house would cost between $800 and $1,200 a month. At 4.8 percent, principal and interest for a traditional 20 percent-down mortgage on this house would cost about $995. So I figure owning the house outright represents a return on investment of about $1,000 a month. Though that’s only a 5% annual return on the house’s present sale value, the fact is that if I had to pay $1,000 a month out of my much-reduced “retirement” income, I could not afford to stay in my home! And since my home is nothing very extravagant, that would mean that when I was laid off I would have had to move into some pretty downscale digs.

Another benefit to owning the house: when I shuffle off this mortal coil, the house will pass directly to my son, giving him a pleasant place to live with very little overhead. He then can rent the downtown house for the amount of the mortgage (or, if things are better, sell it) and end up with a solid basis to build his own retirement savings.

Both of these advantages, IMHO, are huge.

How are things in your money bin? Are you seeing any improvement?