Watching the national news is a little like watching cockroaches frying. So…on to a micro-news item:
Making its way around Facebook today is another warning about peanut butter with xylitol in it. Xylitol is a sweetener (sometimes claimed to be “natural”) that is toxic to dogs. It causes liver damage and can easily kill your dog. So, if you like to give peanut butter treats to your pet, or if you’re in the habit of stuffing a Kong toy with peanut butter, READ THE LABEL! Don’t give your dog anything that says “sweetened naturally” or “contains a natural sweetener.”
Oh, well: if you can’t stay away from watching the cockroaches jump, take a look at this truly hilarious report on #MuslimsReportStuff. It’s good. Very, very good.
Believe it or not, we’re not skateboarding toward Hell after all.
Hoooboy! Here’s what we all need: let’s make Facebook our company email platform! LOL! Right this way, Mr. Assange…
Is this town a tornado magnet?
Check out this awesome reconstruction of a Pompeiian fat cat’s McMansion!
Have you been following the silly hysteria over the supposedly menacing clowns? Honestly. Practice in front of a mirror:
- Deploy a fishy stare.
- Gaze at the nitwit in silence for a few seconds.
- Then ask, “Is that all you have to show for yourself?”
Works best on flashers, but it’s made for nitwits in clown costumes, too.
Get your facts wrong and get your a$$ sued by a mega-corporation.
It may be cheaper to send your kid to an Ivy League school than to your local public university…
Surprise! Legalizing pot is already cutting into the drug cartel’s profits!
Here’s yet another way for the corporate Big Brother to keep tabs on you…
Speaking of the whom, not surprisingly a movement is afoot to take the very useful CFPB away from us.
In the “What Next?” Department, this one is way up there…
Images
Domino roach: Sripathiharsha – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=47015241
Tornado: Justin1569 at English Wikipedia, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=5943918
Your Bits & Pieces New have kept me well entertained. I have traveled back in time to walk in the atriums of Pompeii, lost in the youtube of (can’t look away) Tornados! #Muslimsreportstuff is very good! Micro-new items are way better than the national news!!
Thanks!
🙂 You couldn’t make some of this stuff up, eh?