Coffee heat rising

Damn, I’m Good!

LOL! Check out my latest tour de force over at Writers Plain & Simple. Feeling pretty smug about it.

One of my clients emitted a newly plotted Book I of his sweeping historical epic, complete with reimagined characters and richly researched details. As I was reading one section of it, certain baleful habits in verb use struck my eye. Naturally, since I never can keep an opinion to myself, I held forth at length about how to fix these. He claimed to like the result (at least he hasn’t thrown a frying pan at me yet). So I got his permission to use a few examples from that section as the basis for a post at the writer’s blog.

The result, I think, is kind of informative for people who want to be Writers with a Capital W.

Might be useful for bloggers, too. 😉

New Website!

Check out my new website for scribblers and others in the publishing industry: Writers Plain & Simple. This will be the blogsite for my new publishing imprint, whose main web presence will come online soon. The first book should be out in a few weeks, and after that, two more are in the wings.

About Those Comments…

{sigh} Funny about Money’s “Comments” function was briefly disabled. It should be working now, but may go away again if the current problem persists.

The site has been receiving a lot spam comments that override Akismet. These are then forwarded to my e-mail account, and then  each message has to be deleted and each pending comment marked as spam manually. This nuisance is compounded by still more spam, some of it pretty nasty, attacking my business email account — in fact, it appears that account may have been hijacked or otherwise tampered with.

At any rate, when our redoubtable Web Guru installed an additional spamblocker to backstop Akismet, the effect was to interfere with all readers’ attempts to leave comments. So…if you got a message in your browser that your javascript wasn’t working or that you couldn’t leave comments, try again. You now should be able to comment on any recent posts.

Meanwhile: commenting on all “pages” has been permanently turned off, as has commenting on older posts, since pages and superannuated posts are the most frequent spamming targets.

You know, the whole comment spam thing mystifies me. I don’t understand what these people expect to accomplish. Do they really think bloggers are going to accept ads for ED drugs or long lists of keywords and links? Do they not know that most of the time WordPress no-follows links in comments? Who pays them to do this, and why?

Same puzzlement applies to e-mail spam. Is it someone’s idea of a joke, or do they really think people are going to run out and buy their gonad enhancers? Do people get paid to send that stuff out? To what end?

She’s B-a-a-a-a-c-k!

We were off the air yesterday until about mid-morning local time. Internet service in Utah, where Funny is hosted, had crashed.

I started out the day with some brilliant idea for a post. Then discovered the dashboard was inaccessible. By the time Jesse got the site back online, I’d forgotten whatever the brilliant idea was. And by then I was engaged in whatever other busywork fricassees my little brainpan during the daylight hours.

And now, it’s off to Scottsdale, for the weekly meeting of our merry business group. I have a presentation to give, as well as chairing said shindig. And I believe my ride will be here within the minute.

Later!

Bye-Bye, BlueHost…

Well, it looks like Funny is FINALLY back online. Evidently one of the issues was that it took GoDaddy a good long time to re-direct the domain name to the new server, after I decided to move away from BlueHost.

What a hassle.

But more to the point, how disappointing. I’ve really liked Bluehost’s service over the past several years. When I decided to monetize Funny about Money, of course I had to move off WordPress.com, where the site dwelt for a couple of years after I’d moved it from Apple’s now-defunct iWeb. Until recently, BH’s reliability has been impeccable and its tech representatives quickly accessible, smart, and effective.

Lately, though, Funny seemed to be down every time I turned around. Jesse Michelson, our amazing Web guru, had already started hosting sites on his own server and so, knowing that was a possibility, I asked BlueHost’s techs what their story was. Repeatedly, they told me the server hosting my site was “undergoing maintenance.” So, we asked them to move the site to a different server, one that wasn’t constantly under repair. They assured us this would solve the problem.

Yeah: it solved a problem, if you regard having your site be online all the time as a “problem.” Now there was even more down time!

The last time I called them, the site had been down for some two hours during a period when I happen to know most readers access it. After the third or fourth call, I reached a tech who tried to upsell me! He suggested that if I wanted reliable service, I would have to pay a lot more for the privilege.

Izzat so, dude?

Funny has over 2200 posts just now, making it, admittedly, a fairly bloated site. BUT: it is now demonetized, its proprietor having tired of seeing her pages junked up with Adsense trash (the Scandinavian call girls really tore it!), which of late was returning exactly 0.00 dollars per month. With no advertising running on the site, there would be no reason not to simply back up the data to disk, delete about 90 percent of the old posts, and start over again at WordPress.com.

Well. There would be a couple of reasons, not the least of which is it would probably harm the PageRank. But since I’m no longer selling ad space, WGAS?

But I would like to use several categories to help build a couple of e-books, after I get the first three e-books in the pipeline up on Amazon. So I wasn’t crazy about the WP.com option.

Hence, over to Jesse’s servers. As transfers go, it had its…interesting…moments, but with Jesse running interference I only despaired once or twice. Probably moving to WP.com would have entailed just as much hassle, and I would have lost content and possible PageRank.

So, for the time being, it’s good to see the site back online…and I’m feeling reasonably pleased.

This morning the four-week comp course starts. Yesh. I did swear I would never walk into a classroom again. But it’s probably relatively safe. Students tend to self-select in short, intensive courses like this, meaning there probably will be fewer flakes and fewer overt crazies than typically show up in F2F sections. And it’ll be over fast. The proceeds will pay the new cleaning lady for a full year.

My apologies for the down time

BlueHost has been having a lot of server problems lately. Funny has been down frequently, sometimes (like today) for hour after hour.

We’re in the process of moving the site to another host, but it may be a while before that happens. Until then, please just keep trying…eventually BlueHost comes back on line. Sooner or later…