Argh! Today is shaping up to be “one of those days”… You know: when everything you touch — or so much as look at — goes SPROOOINGG!
As we scribble, the dog is hiding under the toilet and refuses to come out.
Why? I cannot imagine. Haven’t lost my temper this morning. Haven’t done much of anything out of the ordinary. She just…doesn’t wanna be with me!
No amount of coaxing will bring her forth.
So…okay. If she wants to spend the day under the toilet, she can spend the day under the toilet. I am DONE! Not gonna try to coax her out. Not gonna try to lovey-dove her into the kitchen for her breakfast. Not gonna take her for the morning doggy-walk.
Whenever I finish the current cup of coffee, I’m heading out for a morning human-walk. Dawg-free!
Otherwise, nothing much is up. Uhmm…far as I know, anyway. As we realize, dogs know a lot more about the world than humans do…so presumably SOMETHING is up. I just haven’t figured out what it is.