Here we are on Truthfinder, searching out dirt on an old neighbor and sorta-friend of mine. Their “search” is in-freaking-terminable! On and on and on and on…. And, as we all suspect, very probably a waste of time.
This lady was married to a prominent lawyer here in town, at the same time my own husband was a prominent lawyer. Had a bodacious daughter who was given to using weed and generally getting into mischief. And a cute young son who wasn’t yet old enough to create much trouble.
Ohhhhh lookee here! They make you sit through INTERMINABLE computer clicketymumbledypeggedy and then, after 15 or 20 minutes of this, they tell you they have all sorts of miraculously scandalous information about your victim…uh…subject…and want you to pony up cash to see it!!!!
Eff that, dear Truthfinder. You might consider presenting the “truth” of your business model up front, before your victims spend half the morning waiting for you to gag up data.
Hmmm…. Looks like my old pal moved to Tempe.
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DOLLAR TRIAL!!!!!!
PONY UP JUST A DOLLAR TO GET STARTED!
Bye, Truthfinder.
God, I get tired of Internet rips. “Information is supposed to be free!” Remember that?
And I for one do NOT pay for DIY data searches.
A-n-n-d…by now wouldn’t you think I’d be smart enough to recognize an Internet rip when I first lay eyes on it?
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