Gee, let’s see if we can come up with some new regulatory rules of our own:
• GM gets to decide what’s safe in its ignition switches. Say what?! You put your house keys on the same key ring as your car key? No lawsuit for you, pal.
• You and I get to decide how much we’ll pay in taxes come April, depending on our mood and our attitude toward the current presidential administration.
• The TSA trumps the U.S. Supreme Court in interpreting the Constitution.
• Cop drones buzzing over your backyard while you’re skinny-dipping will result in your immediate arrest for indecent exposure.
• Insurance companies will decide what medical care you can have.
Wait…isn’t that last one already reality? Maybe all the others are, too.