Jayzuz! Last week ended weird and today — Monday — starts weird!
No clue what’s going on, but whatever it is…it’s weird.
We’re coming up on 8:00 a.m. I’ve been charging around since dawn, searching for the source of weird noises.
One of these is a strange thump-thump thump-thump that sounds like it may be coming from the plumbing (?????????). In fact, I suspect that’s not its source, but I can’t echolocate on the damn thing…unless it’s coming from the roof, which would suggest the HVAC system is the source.
But I don’t think so.
Whatever it is, it’s definitely coming from somewhere in the house.
At least…I think so. 😮
Now it has stopped. So…uhm…is it from the central heating unit? that’s gone off. Hmmmm…that would tend to support the suspicion that the HVAC system is out of whack and emitting some sort of weird noise.
Uh oh…there it is again, and the unit’s not on.
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Okay, the vent is turning around. No wind to speak of. AC is off. Why it would rotate at all is a mystery. But that NOISE! Whack-whack whack-whack whack-whack… Helle’s Belle’s!
Who to call to get it fixed? It’s 8 a.m. now…I need to find a workman ASAP.
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Okay, I call my handy-guy. NATURALLY he’s not answering the phone. Probably driving to a job, or to breakfast.
Meanwhile and just to make everything perfect, I’ve put my right hip out. Must have slept cattywampus during the night…and Man, does that HURT!
Holeee shee-ut, it hurts!
And naturally, because I’ve left word with Handyman Dude, now I can’t hear the crazy noise.
Heh…
This is gonna be One of Those Days, ain’t it?