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Discord, indeed…

PBS is holding forth about the discord and…dysphagia going on at the Democratic convention.

Remember that malign computer on Star Trek that was foiled when our heroes fed it mutually exclusive data? It melted down in helpless electronic cries of “Does not compute! Does not compute!

That’s would be me right now.

Oh, God. What happens when you find yourself agreeing with {choke! gagggggg!} Ted Cruz to “vote your conscience”?

How many people are not going to vote for Hillary Clinton over this Sanders scandal? I’m going to find it very hard to do so, and my feeling about politics is pure pragmatism. Whatever causes the least harm, let’s do that.

But dayum! Is there a “least harm”?

Good discussion on the PBS Evening News about the behavior of the Russians (this is not the first time they’ve been caught with their sticky hands in the post). Evidently Putin is manipulating, hoping to cause trouble for Clinton and help elect Trump.

Ohhhkay. If you can’t vote for Clinton, forgodsake vote agin’ Trump.

 

ONLY in Arizona!

You’ve gotta see this one to believe it. Truly, only in Arizona could a candidate for public office bear such an apt name…and have the effrontery to run with such frank (heh) honesty about the character of our fine leadership.

At first I thought this was a joke when my friend from Massachusetts sent it over. Educated Easterners tend to think all things associated with the State of Arizona are a joke.

Googled the guy. Yep: he shows up in a New Times article. But New Times is an alternative weekly, one that’s occasionally given to sleaze and often given to irony. The article itself could be a joke. Though it wasn’t dated April 1, we still have to classify it as dubious.

An article in the East Valley Tribune suggests there really is such a person, and that in the past he has, shall we say, exaggerated his role in the installation of rubberized asphalt on the Valley’s fine freeways. On the other hand, no daily papers in the state are great, and the Trib is one of the lesser stars in a dim constellation. Still dubious.

But then we have this. Holy sh!t.

There IS a Frank Schmuck, and he has run for public office before. The Tucson Citizen, which in 2008 was a halfway decent newspaper, reports that the Citizens Clean Elections Commission was investigating the guy for complaints that he violated the Clean Elections Law, failed to report expenses for a fundraiser, failed to report vendors providing services, and exceeded the maximum amount for early contributions from supporters.

Yup.  The man is ideal for the Arizona State Legislature. Li’l Abner’s ideel representative.

Check out the disclaimer at the bottom of the guy’s page:

Paid for by Team Schmuck. Use of Military Rank, Job Titles, or Photographs in Uniform Does Not Imply The Endorsement of The Department of Defense.

Probably the Fourth of July is not the best time for a candidate to assure us that he doesn’t endorse the Department of Defense.

On the other hand, it does brand him as a member of Arizona’s ill-educated Good Ole Boys Club, whose members are graduates of a public school system that consistently ranks among the nation’s bottommost three. In this state, not understanding the difference between “of the Department of Defense” and “by the Department of Defense” — or how to use capitalization in title case — is actually a qualification for public office.

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Salon, Brexit, and the Sad State of Journalism

Take a look at this amazing opinion piece that just popped up at Salon. Presumably the writer, Patrick Lawrence, isn’t a native speaker of English. But still: do they really not have editors? And is the teaching of history in American schools really so bad that a person can so misunderstand the reception of One-World ideas among post-war voters?

I tried to comment on the thing at Salon, but they want you to sign in to their site. At 23 single-spaced pages of user IDs and passwords in my secret printout, I’ve had quite enough of that, thank you. So I’ll share my thoughts on the article — not just its style but its thinking — with you. Lawrence writes about the recent Brexit vote and reflects, wisely enough once you get past the awful writing, on the reasons for it and on the failed promise of the European Union. He reflects on the brilliance of Wendell Wilke’s vision of a utopian post-war “One World.”

Did anyone even try to edit this thing? “Willkie was not alone in his aspirations. Very far from it. But he did well expressing those of very many. And it is these that have just died a death on the English Channel’s northern shores.”

 Those of very many what? Brits? Americans? Europeans? citizens of the world? Cats? It is these that…: these what? Aspirations? the “very many”? And how did a vague, verbose structure like that get past the copy desk, anyway? ...died a death on the English Channel’s northern shores. What else would they die? Come to think of it, is “die” a transitive verb at all?

This kind of thinking, believe it or not, was much favored among Americans at the time.

I’m old enough to remember one-worldism. Trust me, it was NOT “much favored among Americans.” Most people regarded it as a radical, seditious scheme. Few Americans were open-minded multiculturalists who wished to merge their cultural, economic, and (yes) racial identities with everyone else’s. And the people I knew believed that if and when the idea became reality, Americans’ wages would dwindle, the country would be overrun with foreigners, and American sovereignty would be threatened. The then new middle class would see its hard-won comfortable standard of living go away. Were they still living today, they would not be surprised at the present outcomes in Europe and England. Watching the bureaucratization of the EU, they would be saying “there but for the grace of God go we.”

Did Britons make a mistake in voting to leave the EU? That remains to be seen. Common sense was overruled many years ago; it’s no doubt too late to go back. But one never knows.

Brexit Repercussions

Stellar SCM logo e-mail(17)(1)Chatting back and forth with the money managers at Stellar Financial Capital Management, here in uptown Phoenix. Eventually they came forth with this interesting rumination:

From the tone of the global markets today, not many investors were expecting the result of the referendum of the United Kingdom’s (UK) membership in the European Union (EU).  Voters had to know that an exit vote would have a negative short-term impact on their financial wellbeing, and were willing to trade that to go it alone, so to speak. Immigration became a key issue in the debate amid concerns that the UK government was unable to control in-migration, as membership in the EU ensures the free movement of people between member states.  Immigration issues may well have been the straw that broke the camel’s back.

Never a member of the Eurozone (political, economic, and currency union), the UK is a member of the EU (political and economic union), which is largely based on trade and freedom of movement throughout Europe. As a result of the UK vote, that relationship is set to be adjusted within the next two years. One outcome may be to shed the political and economic union associated with the EU and retain trade benefits (the UK has 120+ European trade deals) through a continued association with the European Economic Area, where it has been a member since 1994.  This would put the UK in a similar situation to Norway, which not part of either the Eurozone or EU. But the devil will be in the details of how the EU negotiates the exit plan for the UK.   An unintended consequence of the vote may be that Scotland and/or Gibraltar have second thoughts about remaining a part the UK, as both of those regions voted to stay in the EU.

The UK represents about 4 percent of global GDP, so the global financial market reaction is likely more a reaction to the potential ripple effects amongst other EU and Eurozone members. Financial markets hate surprises, and the S&P 500 finished down about 3.50% on the day (about even for the year), and the STOXX Euro 50 index finished down 8.50% (down about 12.5% for the year), and “safe havens” (US Treasuries and gold) finished higher, about what one might expect. This will be at least a two year process between the UK and the EU, so nothing besides emotions will change quickly.

The markets went from calmed to concerned virtually overnight, and there are good odds that the impact of Brexit is now priced into the market. There are now better odds that US monetary policy remains loose for the time being, as collateral damage is assessed. Not to make light of the situation, but with the British Pound Sterling at $1.36, a London vacation may be in the cards for some.

And, if you’re with me (or not!) in feeling that this development has bilious implications for the future of American politics, you should read this extraordinary essay by former British Prime Minister Tony Blair. A brief out-take:

The political center has lost its power to persuade and its essential means of connection to the people it seeks to represent. Instead, we are seeing a convergence of the far left and far right. The right attacks immigrants while the left rails at bankers, but the spirit of insurgency, the venting of anger at those in power and the addiction to simple, demagogic answers to complex problems are the same for both extremes. Underlying it all is a shared hostility to globalization.

He has a lot more to say on the issues, and he does know what he’s talking about. You really need to read the piece.

Who Tells Pollsters the Truth?

So again, as during every election from dog-catcher to President, we’re presented with cascades of statistics about what kind of people voted for whom, how much they earn, where they shop and how much they spend there, and what barn they were born in.

I look at those reports and think…huh?

The first question that always comes to my mind is who tells some snoop anything, much less the truth?

If I were still voting in person — which I don’t, and can’t imagine why anyone in their right mind would drive to a polling place and stand in line when the government will mail a ballot to you — the last thing on this earth I would do is say how I voted to someone who barged up and started asking nosy questions. Certainly I wouldn’t tell such a person how much I earn.

I respond to nosiness like this in two ways: either by declining to answer or by lying. And I’ll bet a fair number of other folks do the same.

If I have to come up with something for the privilege of getting a fair price on groceries, I’ll emit disinformation — Safeway, for example, thinks I’m a deceased German shepherd whose phone number happens to belong to the Phoenix Safeway corporate offices. Usually, though, I’ll shop somewhere else or decline the “price cuts” on offer — which amount to another way to raise prices and then claim they’re giving you something “on sale” when they charge the ordinary retail price.

Other times, I simply say, “I’m sorry, I don’t share my [telephone number, e-mail address, name of my first-born child] with retailers.”

If a pollster walked up to me outside a voting place, I would tell him to take a flying eff at the moon. There is no way I would answer questions like who did I vote for, what is my party affiliation, and how much do I earn.

Surely, the nature of the folks who would answer questions like this must skew poll results.

Would you answer any such questions? Truthfully?

The Carnival Comes to Town

All the Presidential candidates have descended on Arizona, anticipatory to the local primary. It’s quite a circus…especially with the Republican clowns in evidence.

Cruz was down at the border pandering to hatred of Mexicans and Indians. He hasn’t a clue to the real issues: only to the mentality of people who would vote for him.

The local right-wing crazies optimistically compare Trump with the craven Sheriff Joe Arpaio and suggest the similarity between the two opportunists’ political strategies points the way to the White House for Trump.

Meanwhile, Clinton campaigns at a high school in the decrepit low-SES district of South Phoenix (not to say “ghetto”), presumably hoping to get out the vote among the poor and to demonstrate her progressive creds among those who understand that the American middle class is going, going, almost gone.

Sanders is in Tucson, where a substantial educated, enlightened population has grown up around the University of Arizona, the state’s only reasonably decent institution of higher education. That would be, he no doubt figures, where his constituency clusters here in our backward fly-over state.

And Trump? He’s taken over the city’s huge convention center, where protesters started marching at dawn.

Meanwhile, no one seems to notice that our honored legislators are busy trying to draw a line around women’s right to decide what they will do with their bodies, that Arizona is distinguished by ranking at the top of the list for states whose college graduates move away (why might that be??), that the nitwit-infested legislature has defunded the largest community college system in the country (we need a lot of junior colleges because most of our high-school graduates are not well prepared for four-year universities), that the City of Phoenix is about to jack up property taxes in the face of a budget surplus, that utility companies are trying to raise their rates even higher while they work to quash rooftop solar power — this, in a state where  electric bills are already among the highest in the nation — and the city’s wi-fi service is so. freaking. slow….that it’s taken almost 45 minutes to get into just these few links to write just these few words.

WhatEVER. My plan is to walk the dogs while it’s still cool enough and then  stay out of the car and off the roads for the rest of the day.