Coffee heat rising

Morning in Lovely Arizona…

A Day Later…A Dollar Shorter

And now it’s 7:20 of a hot, muggy Friday morning. Just NASTY out there!

Ruby and I are back from this morning’s doggywalk, having dodged…well…not TOO many (for a change) “fur-babies” and their non compos mentis humans. Only two dogs were running around (illegally!) off-lead — we managed to stay out of their way. But OH!!! It’s SO HOT out there!

Well, I hafta admit, it’s not as miserable here as it was in Arabia at this time of year. Along about now, rain could coalesce out of a clear blue sky — that’s how humid it was. And every morning water would drip off the eaves as though it had rained…which it had not. But I will say…this morning it was soooo soggy and sooo hot out there that I was dripping wet before we got back to the house.

Sometimes, honestly….I would just like to move away from Arizona.

But where would I go?

Can’t afford the Bay Area, which I regard as “home.” So that’s out.
Loathe Southern California: it’s worse than here, not because of the weather but because of the bat-brained natives.

Not fluent enough in Spanish to move to Mexico.

Canada: tooooo bloody cold.

New Mexico: don’t know anybody there…too hot in the summer, too cold in the winter. And effete.

I dunno…frankly, Arizona is at once the best and the worst of all possible worlds. Sometimes I wish I could have brained my father for dragging us here (it’s only 30 years too late for that!  😀 ) My mother loved it though, so Sun City was a nice way to wind up her life. He didn’t seem to mind the weather, but between Texas, Saudi Arabia, and the high seas, he didn’t know much of anything that was any better.

That poor man! After 30 years of hard, HARD work, penny-pinching every minute along the way, he finally managed to retire. Moved them to their dream home in Sun City, figuring to live out their lives in peace and quiet, parked contentedly in front of the TV.

And…yeah…  Within a few years, she’d killed herself. Puffed herself to death with her tobacco addiction.

Seriously: the woman was almost never without a goddamn cigarette in her hand. She would smoke while we were eating. Smoke and smoke and smoke in front of the TV. Smoke at restaurants. Smoke cleaning house. Smoke while she was cooking. Smoke while she was driving. Smoke in the bathtub. Smoke in the shower. Smoke and smoke and smoke and smoke…all the way to the grave.

I can’t even imagine how he was able to sell that house in Sun City: it stank so much of cigarette smoke! Presumably whoever bought it must have been rabid smokers, too. Or else not very bright. What. A. Stench!

Sometimes I wonder if she deliberately killed herself. By the end of the 1950s, it was widely known that tobacco smoking would give you cancer. Having watched her mother die hideously from a reproductive cancer, she lived in terror of the disease. But…apparently that didn’t scare any common sense into her head, not where the effing cigarettes were concerned. Really: she wasn’t stupid. Quite to the contrary. The only thing you can think is that she knew what she was doing and she did it on purpose.

My father smoked…but he sure didn’t smoke like that!

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Cop helicopter circling overhead interrupted that grim little reverie. Grim to grim, eh?

He just took off to the west. Presumably either the perps escaped or the cops on the ground caught them. LOL! Why we always keep our doors and windows locked, here in lovely uptown Phoenix. What a place!

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And, for the life of me, I canNOT make WordPress do what I want it to do. So this post is going online weirdly formatted. Sorry about that.

SURGE of Panic

😀  Gosh, what could be better than starting your day with an adrenaline rush?

As dawn cracks, it’s off to the grocery stores and waypoints. Right?

R-i-i-g-h-t….

Get dressed.

Get the dog settled.

Load the car with iced water.

Find the shopping list.

Get the…

uh…

get the...

get the…KEYS!

uhhnhhhh…

Keys…NnnnnOo.

No, no, and no.

Jayzus. And that, my friends, was the high point of the day. Which tellsya something about how boring it is to live in a place where daytime temps exceed 100 degrees.

😀

The keys, the keys…where were they?

Stashed in the office deadbolt…where I always put them.  I must have looked right at them three times? Why didn’t I see them?

ohhhhh forgodSAKE! Wyrdpress has screwed up the formatting on this thing. Won’t let me fix it. Won’t fix it by saving to Word and copying back into WordPress.l Ohhhh SCREW IT!!!!!!!!!

Got other things to do than dork with computers. Posting…if the result is a mess, out it goes. If it’s more or less legible…good luck to ye, dear reader!

Soggy Doggy Day…and a Sentimental Journey

7:45 a.m. Ninety degrees in the shade. 41% humidity.

I’m so parboiled I can’t think: don’t know why WordPress is letting me write in this post, since apparently I’m not actually logged in. Or something.

But lo! It let me out AND let me back in. Weird!

Just back from a truly unpleasant doggy-walk. The heat and the sogginess would be quite enough, without the fellow moron dog-walkers. Where does it say that stupidity is part of the job description of “human being”?

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Never did get around to posting this.

ohhhh well…

Now it’s a few days later. The weather has attenuated some. Actually pretty pleasant out there this morning: much drier than it was when this post started. Just finished wrestling with the pool, to little avail. Hope Pool Dude shows up shortly to get it set up properly.

Where were we?

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Ah yes: the junket with VC. My friend VC and I went over to a classic old Phoenix shopping mall (believe it or not, we were around when it was NEW!!). Roamed through a couple of tony upscale department stores; then roamed up and down the mall and peered at the tony individual stores. That was fun.

Who has the money to shop in those places? More to the point: these days who has the TIME to do so?

Our stroll brought back memories of my mother, who dearly loved to putter around a shopping center that contained a couple of big department stores and a slew of expensive little stores. In Long Beach (where I went to high school), we lived within walking distance of a sprawling mall. She was a bit too crippled up (from the malnutrition she suffered as a child) to walk from our apartment to that mall, so of course she would drive us there. Occasionally, though, I would walk over there by my li’l teenaged self and roam around the place.

One of the large department stores there — I believe it was a Broadway — had a classic department-store coffee shop/restaurant, up on the third floor. She dearly LOVED coffee shops! So, not surprisingly, we ate there fairly often…maybe once a month or so.

Yesterday, after I dropped VC off at her house — she lives in a historic downtown neighborhood — I drove back up to my parts through the Central Avenue corridor.

Gosh, it’s been a long time since I’ve cruised around those parts! I used to live in the historic mid-town district. We had a beautiful old house west of Central Avenue and south of Thomas Road, one that I miss to this day. It was so pretty, and the neighbors were so nice!

Unfortunately, we moved out. I stupidly thought we would send our son, who was coming onto grade-school age, to the well respected public schools in the Madison District, up on North Central Avenue.

Yes. Central Snobsville…

Unbeknownst to me, my husband had NO INTENTION of sending our son to a public school, no matter how well rated it was. If I’d had any idea that he would flat-out refuse to put the kid in a Madison school, I would never, ever have lobbied to move out of that lovely house.

The mid-town Encanto area, though, really wasn’t very safe. We had several hair-raising incidents while we lived there, as did some of our neighbors. The most unnerving adventure, though, really was our fault: Having come home late from a Bar Association shindig, very tired and pretty drunk, we left the back door open so our German shepherd could go out and get herself back in, allowing us to go to bed without waiting for her to do Her Thing.

Mistake!

Shortly, DH started to snore: a roar like an 18-wheeler’s. I got up to sleep on the living-room sofa, since sleeping next to him in the bedroom was out of the question.

Sometime after I dozed off, we were awakened by an ENRAGED ROAR from Greta the German Shepherd. She exploded like a cannon, taking off from her snoozing site outside our bedroom door.

A local sh!thead, exploring for places to burgle, had hopped over the six-foot backyard fence and lo! Found that back door open!

YaHOO!

So he walked right in and made himself to home.

He got well inside the house before he woke up the German shepherd and she registered that whoever was in the kitchen was not DH and not me.

She ROARED after the poor son-of-a-bitch, getting between him and the door he came in. By the time DH woke up and came out to see WTF was going on, the chucklehead had found the side door. DH got there just in time to see him dart out the door and slam it in the dog’s face.

When I woke up and stumbled into the kitchen to see what was going on, DH said, sounding outraged and suspicious, “Who was that man?”

Welp. That was the beginning of the end. Who was that man, indeed.

This episode accelerated our desire to move uptown, and within a year we were outta there.

Mistake, IMHO. No place in the Valley is safe — as one of the cops who rescued me from the home invader in my present house remarked. You can not get away from it, no matter where you are. Hence: the proliferation of walled, gated “communities” hereabouts.

So, would I move back down there?

Hmmm….  Probably not.

Yes, I do love those beautiful old custom homes and the park and all. But… The crime and the transient issues are still there. And it’s noisy. Very noisy.

The lovely Encanto district is trisected by a one-way road leading downtown, a one-way road leading uptown, and Seventh Avenue, a main drag that runs from points WAY north to points WAY south. So the traffic is pretty much constant, and so is the noise.

Add to that two major hospitals: one up on Thomas road (north border) and one down on McDowell (south border). The one on McDowell is east of Central, so ambulances headed there rarely cut through Encanto. But the one on Thomas is right on the north border, and it’s HUGE. Ambulances and fire trucks race up and down those two one-way “neighborhood” streets all hours of the day and night, all the time. Plus shortly before we moved, the idiot city bought a private home on the street just north of us and about two lots to the west, and they turned it into a fire station!

Yes! Fire trucks and ambulances roaring back and forth, 24 hours a day! Not to mention the helicopters.

So…that, along with my hallucination about the school, was why we moved out.

To this day, I miss it. We no doubt would still be married if we’d stayed there, because I would never have become quite so discontent if we still lived in a beautiful house with beautiful neighbors.

Not that the house we bought up on North Central wasn’t beautiful enough. But the neighbors? Not so much.

North Central truly would be better named Snobsville. With one (count her: one) exception, our new neighbors were roaring snobs. And they knew a blue-collar girl when they saw her. They treated me like white trash…which, I guess, is not far off the mark. But my mother taught me to be polite to everyone, not only to the wealthy and the fancy. Those people around us were just horrid. Nouveau riche parvenus…

Cruising through the beloved old neighborhood, I thought maybe I should sell my house, here on the fringe of Sunnyslope, and move back into Encanto. We certainly have our share of crime and cop copter fly-overs and roaring ambulances. They seem to have moved the Fire Department out of that house around the corner from the old place, so that problem presumably is resolved.

But…truth to tell, those old houses entail even more work and more expense than this place. So that would be ill-advised, as moves go.

Really, the only practical moves at this point would be either to move into a high-rise on North Central or to a patio home in the Biltmore area. And neither of those appeals very much. I don’t want to live in a hive.

Besides, my son wants this house. He doesn’t understand about the longevity issue on my side of the family: women who had reasonably quiet lives lived into their 90s. With no medical care! They were Christian Scientists!

My mother died in her mid-60s…but she smoked herself to death.

Literally: the woman was never conscious without a cigarette in her hand — not even in the shower! So, no surprise, she died of a fine visceral cancer. That and the amoebic dysentery she picked up in Saudi Arabia picked her off relatively young.

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For me, sometimes I do wonder…what next?

If there is a next, that is.

There may not be: it’s certainly not a foregone conclusion.

Truth to tell, I surely would not mind moving out of this neighborhood. The presence of the Romanian Landlord represents, IMHO, an ongoing threat, even though he’s presently quiescent and has been for quite some time. He’s closed the juvenile delinquent home across the street and turned it into a rental. Just now the tenants are quiet and the yard is well kept up. But…yeah: what next?

Just to the north of the hood, a dangerous slum spreads up to the foot of the North Mountains. To the west: banks of deteriorating apartments, running down as fast as they can run. To the east, one of the busiest thoroughfares in the city.

It’s not the worst place in the city. But there are better places — at comparable prices.

Muggy Muggy Day

Ugh!  This was NOT the morning for a doggy-walk! By the time we got back — it’s only a mile around the park — my clothes were drenched in sweat. No exaggeration: just SOAKED.

Fortunately, the weather was hot enough and wet enough to keep the worst of the Dog-Loving Morons inside. We had to dodge only a few nose-to-nose encounters, and there was just one idiot out in the middle of the park with his pack of dogs off-lead, chasing around after the toys he was throwing for them. You know the type: that sign reading

DOGS MUST BE ON LEASH!

doesn’t apply to them.

This is the problem — my problem, evidently — with taking Ruby into her profoundly beloved park: People are fukkin’ STUPID.

And boy, am I tired of stupid….

So, say you with sterling common sense, why don’t you walk her someplace other than the park?

Well, I do.  But y’know, she SO DEARLY loves that park!  Because it has this green, grass stuff all over the ground! Ohhhhh that GRASS stuff!

Our yard is desert-landscaped — that means gravel in front and quarter-minus (finely ground gravel) in back. It’s hot, it’s hard on the feet, and it’s not something you want to roll around on or loaf around on. Most people here have desert landscaping, unless they have agricultural irrigation left over from the time when these tracts were citrus orchards. Tap water is prohibitively expensive.

Ruby has learned about the park and its grassy carpet, and that’s where she heads — like a rocket! — the instant we’re out the door.

Very cute and charming, except when it’s 110 in the shade….before the sun even comes up to make shade. No kidding: as we scribble, it’s not eight in the morning, but it’s already 84 degrees out there (feels like 87, sez Wunderground), with 31% humidity.

Welp…it’s 8:00 a.m. now, yea verily.  A friend is coming over this morning…so I’d better get moving around. Onward!

Another Morning…

Even grosser than yesterday: FIFTY-TWO PERCENT HUMIDITY!

:-d

It’s like a sauna out there.

Took the dog for a walk through the swamp. Just awful.

Got back. Noted an appointment at the Mayo on the calendar. HUH? Someone named Cheney….never heard of him.

Look him up. He’s a urologist.

Double-HUH????

I don’t need to see a urologist. I need to see a Neurologist. Some idiot on the phone must have heard me say I wanted to make an appointment with a neurologist and figured I was so illiterate I meant something like “an urologist.”

Sh!t. Now I have to get on the phone and do battle over that. But they don’t start answering until 9 a.m., when half the county dials the Mayo’s phone number at once. So it takes a good ten or 20 minutes of batting against the porchlight to get a phone operator on line…of the very ilk who thinks “a urologist” means “a neurologist.” Forgodsake.

Just the way I wanted to kill my morning.

It’s odd, isn’t it, how all the stupid stuff happens on the same day. Ever notice that? We’re at 6:50 a.m. and already we’ve hiked over a mile through gawdawful humidity, dodged several dog fights, and learned about a fine new stupid snafu.

This is making me unduly angry. Really: I do NOT want to dork around and dork around and dork around some more trying to get through on the phone; then dork around some more trying to get an appointment with a neurologist. I’m hungry, I’m tired, I’m overheated, and now I’m IRKED.

gggrrrrrrrrr

 

Morning on the Desert

So as the summer dawn cracked, it was off for the daily doggy-walk. The Human does not get far around the Funny Farm without having to take the Dawg for the morning perambulation around the Park. This morning — probably because it’s Sunday and most of the other humans do not have to go to work today — only eight dogs were taking up space over there.

Hallelujah, brothers and sisters!

Another reason for the paucity of human-and-dog teams was no doubt the weather: hot, swampy, next to intolerable. Just GAWDAWFUL out there!

July and especially August form the worst time of year here in the lovely low desert. It’s almost as humid as Saudi Arabia was, and in Ras Tanura we were right on the shore of the Persian Gulf. Here, the humidity wafts up from the Gulf of Mexico…a distance from Phoenix, but close enough to create a soggy atmosphere at this time of year.

As usual, the morons who can’t read signs posting the park’s rules (“DOGS MUST BE ON LEASH”) were letting their critters run loose. This meant we who are not fond of dog fights  had to walk past the park on the far side of the road — quite a nuisance because of the cars, the gravel surface, and the fenced dogs in their own yards going berserk as we pass.

Godlmighty, but I hate stupid people!

Anyway, we got around the park without serious incident, probably because it’s so hot and wet out there that few people want to leave their dogs out in the yards and fewer still want to stumble around in the park.

A house we have to walk past to get home  has a backyard fence that runs directly adjacent to the sidewalk. The morons who live there keep two huge, aggressive, LOUD dogs in that yard. These beasts, which apparently are left outside all the time, go freaking BATSH!T every…single…time we walk past. As usual, they went alarmingly berserk as we headed homeward.

Thank heavens for small favors: we don’t live next door to those idiots.

Our gay neighbor: friendly as usual. Effusively joyous over Ruby the Corgi. 😀  Why, I wonder, do gays favor older urban neighborhoods? We used to have several gay couples where we lived in the historic Encanto district. They would put on THE most amazing parties.

A block later, we finally reach the house: back home at 7:15, after an hour’s walk.

  • Me: soaking wet
  • Pool: hot
  • Morning: Hot hot hot hot!

Jeez. What a place to live…