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DIY Back Massage

People who live alone have no one to give them a massage when the old back goes out. Argh! What to do?

Well, you could do contortions trying to reach your own back, or you could pony up $50 or $80 for a massage therapist to try to knead out the kinks.

Or you could try this:

Take a tennis ball or a hard rubber ball about the same size. Back up against the wall with the ball placed between your back and the wall, as close to the sore muscle as you can get it. Lean on the ball and move around so as to roll the roll up, down, back, and forth across the affected area.

Gives you a great massage, and after you’re feeling better, you can use the ball to play with the dog.

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Sridhar J

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I did come from Lifehacker and am mighty glad I did :). I came to the featured page and stayed here for quite sometime. You write from the heart and it shows. All of us have problems ranging from mildly irritating to no-sleep-at-night types. Dealing with them rationally and logically is the only way out. Your Poison Poppy representation was on the mark.

An alternate revenue stream would be for you to monetize your writing, like freelance writing. I am sure you would do well.

All the best in your life.

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Sridhar

Sunday, May 18, 200809:51 PM

Progress toward loan payoff goal!

Along about the first of the year, I framed a goal to set aside enough to pay off a small second mortgage I took out to renovate the Investment House. At that time, about $23,500 was owing on the original $25,000 loan, which has an interest rate of 6.5 percent. I would like to have this loan paid off by the time I retire, in three to seven years.

The loan’s monthly payments are small and easily affordable on my current salary. I decided that rather than paying directly toward principal, I would save enough to pay it off in one swell foop when I retire (or have the equivalent amount in savings should I sell the house before paying off the loan). I created a second income stream by taking on a couple of classes at one of my beloved employer’s satellite campuses. Because those courses were double-enrolled and I threatened at the last minute (when I learned about this) not to accept an FTE workload in addition to my real full-time job, the university agreed to pay me for four sections. This serendipitous fiasco added $1,676 to my monthly take-home pay!

Hence, the strategy: deposit $838 per paycheck to Vanguard’s Prime Money Market Fund, plus the $250/month I figured I could spare from my regular income. Add my income tax refund to it. Label this money the Renovation Loan Fund, and set it aside to pay off the loan and to double as an extra emergency fund. Meanwhile, snowflake down the principal with budget underruns and any small windfalls.

With the final $838 of the semester winging its way to Vanguard, we can see that this scheme is working nicely.

The principal itself is now snowflaked down to $$22,583, an $880 improvement.

The Renovation Loan Stash is up to $17,119. So, if I wanted to pay off the second mortgage today, all I’d have to come up with is about $5,465. If pushed, I could do it. If I sold the house today, the entire amount of principal could come out of the sale price, and I’d still have a substantial part of that amount in savings to put help buy another house.

While snowflaking is very nice-the $880 principal reduction is way better than a hit on the head-clearly the key to effective savings on a modest salary is to establish a second income stream!

If you rally need to pay down a loan or put money aside in savings (and who doesn’t?) and your salary is pegged firmly in the middle to low range, the fastest and most efficient solution is to get a second job or start a small enterprise on the side. Then apply all the net income from that second income stream to your goal.

Now that the teaching gig is over, I’ve picked up a little freelance proofreading job. Pay is low, but hey: I’m getting paid to read detective novels! By the end of 2007, that should pay at least $4,000. If I can also spare $250 a month from my paycheck, the resulting $5,500 stash will be enough to pay off the loan.

Cheap Eats: Delicious veggie spaghetti

Cheap Eats is a day late, yesterday having been a bit on the hectic side, but it’s not a dollar short. Here’s a yummy, economical meatless spaghetti meal, cadged from a television program whose name I don’t recall.

You need…

  • A handful or two of walnuts (other kinds of nuts will work: almonds, pine nuts, pistachios, cashews)
  • A wad of spaghetti
  • Olive oil
  • Sage leaves
  • Water
  • Optional: canned pepper such as pimiento or roasted chili pepper, cut into small pieces
  • A little chopped Italian parsley, if desired
  • Parmesan cheese

Bring a large pot of water to the boil.

While this is heating, pour enough olive oil into a frying pan to skim the bottom nicely. Heat the olive oil. Take a few sage leaves (about half a dozen) and place them in the oil. Let them crisp up a bit, but don’t scorch. Add a generous couple of handfuls of nuts. Brown the nuts in the olive oil. If you like, after the nuts are nicely browned, add a few pieces of canned pepper.

When the water comes to a boil, cook the spaghetti al dente.

Drain the spaghetti in a colander, then toss with the nuts and olive oil. Serve it up with plenty of Parmesan cheese. Sprinkle on a little chopped parsley at the last minute.

Accompanied with a tossed green salad, this makes a full meal and is truly good to eat.

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A walloping wind storm blew up this morning, just as my friend and I were heading out for our morning walk. What a sirocco it was! We saw a patio umbrella fly through the air over a neighbor’s roof, like Mary Poppins’s brolly without the Mary. And on my way home, who should I meet but a fire hydrant wearing a bright red hat! A nice one, too, and in practically brand-new condition. I rescued the lost chapeau and brought it home. If no one puts up a “lost” flyer, it’s mine. Believe I’ll give it a purple hat band.

Meanwhile, various things are going on in other parts of the world:

J.D. at Get Rich Slowly finds a secret millionaire living next door.

Five-Cent Nickel starts a conversation on the qualities (or not) of CFLs.

Mrs. Micah opens an envelope and finds a dunning letter from a collection agency-nothing actually due, but the hassle leads her to describe what you should do if you find a collection letter in your mailbox.

Paid Twice has a mellow reflection on the psychology of budgeting.

In the reflection department, Plonkee has posted several lately. Today’s has to do with why one likes one’s job.

SVB at The Digerati Life launches a discussion of why long-term investing beats short-term trading.

Over at the Simple Dollar, Trent is expecting a zillion-dollar tax rebate…well, make that $1,800. And he aint’ buyin’ a TV with it.

At Queercents, Paula has an interesting post on what networking is really all about.

Come to think of it, I’d better get off the Internet and make a reservation for the next book publishers’ association meeting. ‘Bye!

Nine Ways I’m Saving on Gas: What’s your strategy?

My car gets about 18 miles a gallon. Coincidentally, my office at the Great Desert University is just about 18 miles from my house. So when gasoline sells at $3.50 a gallon, it costs me $7 a day to drive back and forth to work, or about $140 a month. That’s from the git-go: before driving to the nearest decent grocery store (about eight miles round-trip), to the Costco (about 10 miles round-trip), to the nearest Home Depot (about 16 miles round trip). Unless I’m careful, the monthly gas bill could easily add up to $200…quite a jump over an $80 tab just a few months ago.

Here are a few strategies I’ve come up with to try to keep a grip:

*Carry as little weight as possible. I’d already removed two of the four back seats from the van, to accommodate two large dogs. Since I never carry more than one human passenger, I took another seat out, leaving lots more room in the cargo compartment and lightening the car’s load by about 50 pounds. Allegedly, lightening up can improve your gas mileage by 1% to 2% per 100 pounds; so the absence of that extra seat should make things .5% to 1% better.

Drive slower on the freeways. To avoid confrontations with aggressive drivers, I watch for slow-moving traffic and then queue up behind it. The impatient folks jerking around me and my fellow tortoises pay an extra 18 cents to $1.16 a gallon for their bullying habits. Meanwhile, I save 40 cents a gallon by driving 60 mph instead of 70 mph.

Drive with overdrive on. It not only saves wear and tear on the engine at higher speeds, it also saves gas.

*Turn off the engine whenever a wait is more than a few seconds, such as at Costco’s gas lines, at a drive-through, or at an endless train crossing. Avoiding idling can save as much as 19%.

Keep the engine in good working order and keep the tires inflated to the recommended pressure. Although Edmunds’s tests found tire inflation made little or no difference in gas mileage, driving on low tires causes unnecessary wear on the tires and may be less safe.

*Build careful shopping lists and buy only at stores that are on the way to and from work. This lets out Home Depot, which has no outlets on any of my routes. However, there’s an Ace right on the way, in the same strip shopping center as a grocery store. Buying hardware and home maintenance items there allows me to buy necessities without having to rack up any extra gas mileage. Ditto picking up the groceries on the way home, instead of waiting till the weekend to go shopping. Safeway, Basha’s, two AJ’s markets, and two Costco stores are directly on my way.

Telecommute as much as possible. Working at home one day a week saves 20% on the cost of driving to campus: $7 a week or $28 a month.

*Use a day of vacation time now and again to engineer three- and four-day weekends, cutting another commute whenever possible.

Always use American Express’s 3-2-1 card for gasoline purchases. When regular unleaded is selling for $3.50, the 3% kickback on gas is the equivalent of 10 cents a gallon.

That’s about it. I can’t bicycle: too far, too dangerous, too hot. Can’t use cruise control: the freeways are so crowded they never move at a constant speed. Won’t ride the bus: turns a 30-minute drive into two hours and ten minutes of wasted time.

Are you doing anything special to save on gasoline? What is it?