WHY, oh why are people SOOOO STUPID?
Just back from the morning (almost typed “moroning”….talk about your Freudian slips!) hike around the park. That’s a mile or so of trotting along behind a very bossy corgi, dodging fellow dog-slaves around a lovely, grassy expanse.
Well. It would be lovely if my fellow humans could manage to cling to just a smidgeon of their brains.
Idiots.
The ones who take the proverbial cake are the nitwits who imagine their dog “just wants to pwayyy” with my dog.
Me: Please keep your dog back.
Nit: It’s OK. They just want to pwaayyyy…
Me: No, stupid. My dog just wants to eat your dog!
God, but I’m tired of stupid!
Apparently we have a bottomless supply of it, though. Don’t seem to be able to escape it.
Please. When you’re out with your dog…
a) Keep your dog on its leash (!!!); and
b) Refrain from imagining that every other dog you encounter wants to be your doggy’s little pal!!!!!
Some of your fellow human idiots are mightily tired of being dragged into dog fights!