Coffee heat rising

Breakin’ 132!!!

Hot dang! Not to say w00t!

One

Hundred

Thirty

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One

point

Four

POUNDS!!!

At 5:30 in the morning. The morning AFTER having met Tina at a fancy restaurant to celebrate her new job. And mightily pigging out on a gorgeous meal with perfectly grilled salmon over a deep-fried risotto cake with an awesome sauce atop an amazing base of greens and veggies, followed by a spectacular Italianate custard with fruit and this buttery COOKIE and two glasses of wine and syrupy coffee with cream and…good grief!

LOL! The last time the scale claimed I weighed this little, ships navigated by sextant and only Dick Tracy had a cell phone. Actually, it was a wrist radio…same general principal, though. 😉

Believe it or not, the other day I actually managed to squeeze into a SIZE 8 pair of blue jeans. True…they were Ralph Lauren (at that price, they can afford to fudge the sizes). Truer still: even though they would fasten (after a fashion), this kind of muffin effect appeared around the waistband. So I guess we won’t be changing from those Costco little-old-lady specials soon. 😀

Here’s a fun (or funny?) BMI and everything else calculator. What a hoot!

According to this thing, once I hit the target goal of 130 (like…maybe in about a week? less, even???), I could maintain the present weight on 1739 calories a day — about 240 more than I’ve supposedly been ingesting. Except when I’m scarfing down rice cakes and Italian custards.

Actually, compared to what I used to weigh as a young girl, I’m still a little fat. As a 20-something, my weight stayed at a steady 125. Post-pregnancy, it went up to about 132. Then starting about age 40, the pounds started to creep on, an ounce at a time…pretty much unnoticeably.

Don’t recall what I weighed when I started on the Atkins diet, about 10 years ago…around 145 or so, I imagine.

Atkins worked. Got back down to around 130 or 125.

Well. It worked for about 18 months.

Then I got hungry for pasta.

And beer. A lot of beer. A lot of pasta.

It’s pretty unrealistic to think you can live for the rest of your life without your favorite foods. With any luck, after this experiment I should be able to have the occasional deep-fried risotto cake and the occasional sugary dessert, as long as it doesn’t go back to being an everyday thing.

Hope so. It’d sure be nice never to see 156.8 on a scale again!

Filling the Day: Good Stuff to Eat, College Classes, Universities

So by the beginning of next week the mythology class — students and new instructor — should be caught up with the week and a half they missed when the full-time faculty member who usually teaches the course fell ill. Yesterday I spent the whole day reading their papers and their textbook. Then it was off to choir.

And at the crack of dawn, off to the east side for a meeting, and then a race to the campus to meet the class. Then back to the Funny Farm via Whole Paycheck, there to grab some tomatoes that allegedly have some flavor. Wanna make some gazpacho, something I’ve been craving for awhile.

Highly Dietetic Amazingly Delicious Gringo Gazpacho

You need…

a small red onion (about 3/4 cup chopped)
1 or 2 cloves garlic, minced
2½ cups diced tomatoes (peel if you feel fastidious — I don’t, though)
1½ cups finely chopped bell pepper
salt & pepper to taste
1 tsp paprika or chili pepper flakes
1 Tbs. chopped chives (or use a scallion)
1/3 cup olive oil
½ cup lemon juice
2 cups tomato juice
1/2 cup shredded, pared cucumber
about 1/8 cup chopped cilantro or parsley
1 Tbsp dry sherry (or a splash of white or red wine)

The original recipe calls for 2½ teaspoons of salt and ½ teaspoon of sugar. IMHO, there’s no need for sugar. And almost a tablespoon of salt(!) is a little much, especially since canned or bottled tomato juice has more salt than you need — just one cup of the fancy organic juice I bought this afternoon contains 16 percent of your RDA. So…hold the salt until the soup is concocted, and then add some to taste, if necessary.

Otherwise, it’s pretty self-evident: cut up the veggies, mix all the ingredients in a nice, large bowl, and chill for a couple of hours. Serve cold.

It looks like the college will officially get me hired on as the mythology course’s instructor along about next Monday. That would be good…so far because they don’t have me as the official instructor, I haven’t been able to get a Canvas shell or get into the District’s grade records. This weekend I’ll have to create an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of grades and attendance, since it’s beginning to look unclear whether I’ll ever be able to get into Canvas.

The class has 27 students, but it looks like a bunch of them have given up. Only about half that many showed up today. Pretty typical of a community college, where students often are trying to support themselves with full-time jobs or with two or three part-time jobs and may have to deal with children, too. When something has to go, the class is the easiest one to drop.

From the classroom it was over to the Honors Department with a kid who had only a few hours left before the deadline to get himself enrolled for honors credit. Then to the library, there to try to track down — with no luck — the videos mentioned in the syllabus. We figure the exiting instructor must own the videos. The humanities librarian unearthed some great links and clues to other videos, which I’ll also have to track down this weekend and then work into…well, I guess, a new syllabus, eventually.

The chair suggests we drop the two fairly lengthy papers called for in the syllabus, since it has classmates turning in an amazing seventeen short squibs. I’d like them to do some kind of sourced paper, though…for crying out loud, it is supposed to be a college course, after all. What seems reasonable is to drop the first one, which in theory is due in the next week or 10 days, and then turn the other one into a take-home final exam. That will make the course fairly simple to handle.

I was entertained to discover that said chair, who also is teaching a section of the mythology course (it must fill some requirement…), also is puzzled at the out-of-date textbook that promulgates its own myth, disguised as fact. He also is telling his students to take that stuff with a grain of salt.

The stoont papers are significantly easier to grade than freshman comp horrors, mostly because you have fewer characteristics to have to assess. Really, all I’m going here is checking to see if they did the assignment with some degree of competence.

The instructor seems to have the students doing presentations almost every day. It’s unclear whether she planned to lecture at all. If she did, she must have kept the lecture time mercifully brief. The class sessions are almost an hour and a half long, so it wouldn’t be wise to try to fill that much time with instructor yakking. Make them yak, instead. 😀

In other precincts, SDXB is headed to Colorado, there to rejoin New Girlfriend, who has a home in Boulder. Mercifully, NG’s place is out of the flood zone. He says that despite the unholy amount of rain, she hasn’t had any water damage.

The weather is cooling here after two days of steady rain in the low desert. I expect we’ll have one more blast of hot weather — selfishly I hope so, since the pool is already cooling to the point of being a bit chilly. That pool is what’s keeping me mobile these days. And no, I can’t afford to install a heater and I don’t want to install a big ugly rolling cover (something else for me to take care of!).

Our honored chair at the Heavenly Gardens Department of English is a graduate of Grand Canyon University. Since his time there, the place was purchased by a corporation whose business is building proprietary schools. Interestingly, GCU’s development officer has surfaced at the Scottsdale Business Association, and he’s a very interesting fellow.

Among several things that came up at today’s meeting was the observation that since Arizona State has raised its tuition beyond reason, Grand Canyon is now competitive with said third-rate public school, where students get beat up by fraternity brothers emulating gangs of thugs and every time you turn around you hear about another murder or rape out there. Engaged in a mammoth building campaign, Grand Canyon now can provide dormitory space for its students, and because it’s a religious school the administration actually rides herd on the students and tries to take some responsibility for their safety and behavior. Quaint, huh?

One of our members just sent her son off to the Great Desert University (which, if you haven’t figured it out, is my sobriquet for Arizona State). She said that between the tuition and the room & board, it’s costing twenty grand a year to put the kid in school at that zoo. He’s enrolled in the honors college, which has its own special, elite dormitory and classrooms, so those kids in effect go to a sequestered, semi-private school in the midst of the vast, chaotic campus, pretty much sheltered from the rowdy hoi polloi.

Given all the things that have happened at ASU over the past several years, from the apparently deliberate driving of faculty morale into the sub-sub-basement to the out-of-control student body, I’d be darned if I’d put a kid of mine out there, even if they cloistered him inside a concertina-wire fence. If he or she couldn’t get into a decent school like U.C. Berkeley, Michigan, or Stanford with scholarship funding, or if sending him out of state was financially impossible, I’d send the kid to the University of Arizona in Tucson or Northern Arizona University in Flagstaff. Neither is what you’d call a great school (although the U of A has some highly ranked departments and colleges), but at least they’re relatively quiet.

And just now it’s getting pretty late at night, i yam totally done. Bye!

Workin’ Again

One of the full-time faculty at Heavenly Gardens having fallen ill, the chair called to ask if I would substitute in her course on world mythology. There’s some possibility that she may have to sit out the semester, in which I case I would end up teaching the rest of the course.

Well, sure…long as it’s not freshman comp! This will pay for the Thos. Moser chair I bought in hopes of easing the excruciating back pain.

So yesterday morning I showed up out there. Some 25 people are registered. This is the fourth week. The students have missed a week and a half of class, during which several papers were due, none of which have been collected. A 1,000-word paper is due in the next two weeks, and it has yet to be explained to the students — nor is there any clue in the syllabus as to what it should address. The students turned in a pile of papers, which I need to read by tomorrow morning! And of course I have choir tonight and a meeting at the crack of dawn tomorrow.

Meanwhile, I have to read the textbook, catch up with what the stoonts have been reading, and then try to get ahead of them.

And as I’m reading the damn thing’s introduction, what do I find but a lengthy passage positing, with a straight face, that ancient Greek societies were matriarchies until 2400 B.C., when their way of life was supposedly extirpated by invading tribes. The entire two-page section, wholly undocumented with not so much as an allusion in the narrative to some proof of this assertion, suggests that Greek mythology reflects a traditional pre-Bronze Age matriarchal arrangement.

Holy sh!t.

I go to look this up and discover that by 2007, the idea had been discredited. So I’ll have to spend half a class period referring them to Cynthia Eller’s Myth of Matriarchal Prehistory and explaining how this particular crackpot hypothesis came about.

Wow. A textbook whose introduction promulgates a defunct and patently false second-wave feminist theory is not exactly designed to promote confidence among the students.

This could be a challenge…

The ailing faculty member’s syllabus is quite good, by the way: elaborately structured to train students in good study skills, which sadly lack among our constituency. It led me to think about how different mine would be, if I had been asked in advance to teach the course: a difference engendered by the difference between full-time and adjunct hiring practices.

Welp, I’ve now been sitting here for almost two hours. I’ve written a lecture and this post, with the result that my back and hip hurt so much I can barely walk. Given the amount of work pounding down at me, it’s unlikely I’ll be back here for the next couple of days.

So…enjoy life! 😉

Dishwasher Conundrum, Updated

Soooo… I decided I wasn’t nuts, after all, about the TSP that I ordered up by way of making the dishwasher work in the absence of effective dishwash detergent. After a few washes, the stuff was leaving a white, powdery residue on all the dishes. It could be wiped off with a towel, but…eeeewwww! Who wants to ingest whatever that is?

Tried to get my hands on some commercial-grade Cascade through Restockit.com but that little deal fell through with a frustrating runaround.

dishwashermagicThen remembered that the last time the dishwasher was stumbling, a repairman advised using a product called Dishwasher Magic. So, tiring of washing all the dishes by hand and using the washer as a giant dish drying rack, I picked some up at the local Ace Hardware and, following the instructions, ran it through an empty wash cycle.

Wow!

This stuff is fantastic! Last night’s glasses came out perfectly clean and clear — no spots, no sticky white film — with just the usual weak-sister detergent and a cup or so of vinegar. The problem must have been that the washer was just dirty.

Dishwasher Magic comes in a container with a wax lid. You remove the plastic cover, then turn the bottle upside down and place it in the utensil rack. Before hitting the “On” button, turn the washer to its hottest cycle, and also run hot water through tap into the kitchen sink until the tap does run hot.

The wax plug then melts and the toxic contents are released into the washer, where they evidently dissolve everything that even faintly resembles dirt or grease. If your washer has a stainless steel tub, as mine does, the thing glows in the dark by the time you’re done.

The repairman who recommended the product suggested getting a couple of bottles, since a really dirty washer may require more than one effort.

Pay attention to what the store is selling. The guys at the nearby TruValue tried to sell me a product for cleaning and deodorizing stinky front-loading clothes washers — they didn’t understand that there’s a difference. Then I found the product locally at the Ace and got the last bottle on the shelf. Amazon carries it in gay abandon, though.

Buy Local First.
🙂

Rainy Day of the Skinny Migraineur

w00t! It’s raining! A lovely, slow, deliciously drenching rain. The dog is furious. The plants are vibrating with vegetative joy.

yellow waspToday’s the first performance of the fall choir season. Yay! Life finally restarts. 🙂 I love choir and the weekly rehearsals, because they insert some structure into my daily routine. Without those two signal events, I just kind of float along like a yellow wasp skating on the surface of a slow stream.

This morning I went to find some sort of clothing adequate to the task of showing up in church. Nothing, other than a couple pairs of new Costco jeans, fits anymore! Pairs of slacks that were so tight I had to sew the pockets shut so they wouldn’t gap as I was waddling along last spring are now four inches too big in the waist. Finally found an old pair of black woolen slacks that I haven’t been able to wear in years…and they not only fit, they look amazing! An expensive  belt that barely stretched around my capacious gut is actually a little too long now, but this pair of pants has belt loops, so it worked.

Even though I still need to lose another three or four pounds, because the pants are black they create the illusion that the belly is stone flat like a 20-year-old girl’s! LOL! Imagine that!!

With a black cami, a sheer silk blouse over the top jacket-style, and a flashy hand-made sterling silver cross, I actually looked almost human!

Amazing.

Last night the choir had a kick-off potluck (what could be more classically churchish, eh?). I took a large vegetable salad so as to have something to eat. People brought a lot of really delicious-looking goodies, notably some spectacular smoked barbecued ribs. But when you’re off salt, off sugar, off potatoes, off breads, off pasta, and off all processed food, a potluck doesn’t offer a lot to eat. 😉 That was OK: the salad is what I would’ve had for dinner, anyway, and it was pretty darn good.

As we were sitting at the table, though, I started to get an ocular migraine. Goddamn.

migraineblindAt first I didn’t realize what it was…I’m sitting there wondering if a retina is detaching, or maybe I was having a stroke? For awhile, about a third of my field of vision was gone. But while I was trying to figure out how the hell I was going to get home and whether I should try to get to the ER instead of the house, the tell-tale pinking-shears zig-zag line appeared, and then I knew it was a migraine.

And so, in characteristic style, it subsided after about 20 or 30 minutes, to be replaced by a mild headache and a runny nose. Most people who get ocular migraines don’t get the excruciating headache that normal migraine sufferers enjoy, mercifully. I usually get an unremarkable headache that hangs on for awhile…it was still around this morning, followed, as it faded, by an uncontrollable spate of the yawns.

At any rate, at least it explains the tingling fingers that came visiting while I was in Yarnell on Friday. SDXB thought that was a heart attack symptom. Lovely.

Honest to God! If it’s not one damnfool thing, it’s another!

“Have a Great Week”…gimme a break!

Our neighborhood group e-mails its current newsletter:

Sonoran Palmetto Neighborhood Assocation
Safety Alert

Please be careful and aware of your surroundings!

From a neighbor: 200 block of West Shady Way. Our friend’s mom, was the victim of an armed robbery outside of our house this evening.  At 5:55 PM, she was getting some things out of her car in front of our house and a guy walked up with a shotgun and told her to give him her purse.  She held on to it, but he pulled hard.  He also grabbed her keys from her hand.  A white 4-door sedan had dropped the guy off, pulled up to the front of her car, and then he jumped in and they sped away.  I saw the guy approach her with the shotgun and ran to the front door in time to see him jump in the car (AZDL BAA6440).  She is shaken but okay.  Police reports were taken, credit cards canceled, etc.  Chances of them hitting this neighborhood again are slim, but thought you all should know.

From a neighbor: Our Jetta was ransacked last night 8/28/2013. Several items stolen from inside vehicle  and trunk. We are at 5xx W. Go Ask Alice Avenue.

From a neighbor: I want to let you know to let others know that we were burglarized on Monday afternoon. Corner of 17th Dr. and Feeder St. Broke in window and grabbed cash and things to hock. My husband saw him running down our alley after he got startled by him coming home and jumped out of our bedroom window. He was Caucasian, dark, long sideburns, blue flannel shirt. He jumped into a 4 door gold Mitsubishi sedan with a Mexican male driving it. Police have info.We will be buying security screens now.

GOVERNOR’S ADVISORY COUNCIL ON AGING
INVITES YOU TO JOIN US FOR:
SENIOR ACTION DAY
Thursday, October 3, 2013
10:00 a.m. – 12:00 p.m.
Here’s an opportunity for you to have a dialogue with Advisory Council members, invited legislators, local officials and have your input shared with state agencies for planning purposes.
Beth El Congregation
1118 West Glendale Avenue
Phoenix, Arizona 85021
Questions? Call 602-542-4710 or
e-mail us at: gaca@az.gov .

Thank you to everyone who has contributed to this alert.

Please keep your eyes open for similar situations and call
Crimestop at 602-262-6151

Have a great week!

{snark!} “Have a great week.” Indeed.

Honest to God. This kind of stuff invariably gives me a gigantic jerk in the direction of selling my home and moving somewhere else.

I like living in the central part of the city and I love my house, but sometimes I feel like fleeing to North Scottsdale, far away from the slumlords’ properties that infest the mid-town area (this scene took place about two miles from here; I could walk or bicycle there if I felt like toting my Ruger that far). As long as the city allows the blight along I-17 to fester, the middle-class neighborhoods that house the city’s main tax base are endlessly put at risk.

The family whose mom encountered the armed purse-snatcher probably lives in a house with a carport. Homes in that neighborhood were built in the 1950s and early 60s, when the North Central area was pretty much out in the country, and overall crime was not much of a problem here. Most houses had carports in those days — no one felt a need to lock up their car behind a garage door.

Also, absent an HOA, quite a few naïfs jam their garages with junk and then park the rolling stock on the driveway or even on the yard. Then they’re surprised when their cars are broken into or stolen, and when someone accosts them as they’re hauling the groceries in the front door.

There aren’t many gated communities in this part of town. Those that exist are mostly apartment complexes, or small housing developments way outside my price range. I’m not interested in living in an apartment, and I don’t much care for gated communities, either. Anyone can jump a six-foot wall or simply meander in behind one of the residents; and I can’t think of anything less inviting to one’s friends than to make them punch in a secret code to get to your front door.

Really, all the housing east of 15th Avenue and west of 7th Street between Bethany Home (about as far south as one would like to go, until one gets into the downtown historic neighborhoods) and Dunlap (the northern border of North Central) is astronomically priced. Because my neighborhood is just on the fringe of that district, property values here are slightly lower. If I sold and got full price, I probably could afford to buy something in some treeless tract halfway to Yuma, under the F-35 flight path. Ugh.

Maybe what I need to do is unsubscribe to the neighborhood association’s newsletter. What you don’t know can’t hurt you, eh?