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Moments of (Belated) Fame

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I’ve been horribly remiss in failing to thank the hosts of the two carnivals where Funny appeared most recently! Got no excuse: just lazy, I’m afraid.

SimplyForties hosted a spectacular Carnival of Money Stories featuring wonderful photos and quotes from some of the women I most admire. This edition is pretty rich pickings, with many really excellent posts. I got a hoot out of Money Beagle’s stories of learning from the eight-month-old (at the rate I’m going, the kid’s probably in graduate school by now…). PT Money has a cool post on discovering online tutorials for various DIY tasks, wherein we learn that grrls can change faucets and fix toilets! And at Gather Little by Little, Mike contemplates the joys of making money online. Simply Forties kindly included Funny’s squib on big-picture thinking among this august company.

Across the Pond, Miss Thrifty hosted the 219th Festival of Frugality. Her theme also revolves around history: an extremely interesting reflection on rationing during and shortly after WW II in Britain. Fortunately, the posts aren’t rationed. Christian Personal Finance has some apposite tips on computer maintenance and repair. And speaking of maintenance and repair of the central appliances in our lives, check out what FIRE Finance learned about operating refrigerators. Peak Personal Finance recommends a strategy that I’ve heard before and think is a really good idea for people contemplating a plunge into real estate. Funny’s w00t about SDXB’s thrift store coup appears in this carnival.

In other news, Adam e-mails to report that Mrs. Accountability will be taking over as administrator of the Carnival of Money Stories. We certainly wouldn’t want her to get bored, so be sure to send your best money adventures to Blog Carnival’s handy submission site! Congratulations to Mrs. A and best wishes for a great run.

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Daryl Samuel, Statue of Rip van Winkle in Irvington, N.Y., by Richard Masloski
GNU Free Documentation License, Wikipedia Commons

March Madness, Round 2!

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FMF reports that Funny’s post is up in Round 2 of the March Madness contest. Just came from there and…yipe! There are some REALLY  good posts!

Please go on over to the site and vote for your favorites. FMF asks that we vote only once in each round (duh!) for our choices. So if you voted for Funny in the last round, you can vote again in this one…but don’t “forget” your first vote in Round 2 and accidentally vote twice in the same round. 🙄

FMF will donate from $100 to $500 (depending on the final ranking) to each winner’s favorite charity. I’m hoping to snare five hundred buckolas for All Saints, where they actually expressed some concern and caring at the time I was canned. Self-centered motive: yes. Altruistic cause: even more yes. They support charities ranging from soup kitchens and old folks’ homes to Habitat for Humanity.

Vote!

Don’t Panic: A sign of light

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Frugal Scholar had a bit of a meltdown as rumors of 25 percent cutbacks swirled through her campus. This kind of talk is unnerving, especially since we know that when layoffs loom, the talk that precedes them often comes to pass.

There’s certainly no real evidence that the economy’s alleged recovery is affecting the average Jane and Joe at the state level. Here in Arizona, the state and cities are at the point of canning firefighters and police, and we’re told that unless we vote in the proposed tax hike—which we probably won’t, this being a Kill-the-Beast sort of place—schools will be shut down and cutbacks will be Draconian. Real estate is still worthless, and while the media yelp enthusiastically over openings at this and that megacorporation, they’re all minimum-wage burger-flipping, shelf-stocking, and housekeeping jobs.

But…some individual stories offer a glimmer of  hope. Tina, a.k.a. The Kid, landed herself an editor’s job in the College of Business out at the Great Desert University. Pay isn’t great, but it’s a helluva lot better than the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences was paying her. A paycheck could fall way short of that and still be an improvement: she earned more in five hours waiting tables at Applebee’s than we paid her in a week. What she’s earning now at least apes a normal wage. And, because the journal has private funding, she will get occasional bonuses that, mirabilis, will not be paid through the rapacious state of Arizona.

Meanwhile, she had a bunch of freelance gigs pending, all of which had been sitting there for quite some time and none of which were doing anything. She had given up on them, figuring it was all so  much hot air.

Now, however, the largest of those putative clients wants her to manage a textbook project. Pay: $39,000, more than the enhanced new salary at GDU. Add that contract to the day job, Applebee’s, and her other contracts and, says she, in 2010 she could rack up as much as $100,000!

Not bad for a liberal arts graduate. Not bad for cobbling together a living from a bunch of different sources.

She’s now considering farming out this work to her fellow editorialists, keeping a finder’s fee for herself. This strategy will bring a few bucks for her and keep her clients on the string, so if the job falls through for any reason (it is ASU, after all, and ASU is the State of Arizona, an institution in shambles), she’ll still have the freelance work to fall back on.

Another friend was offered ten grand to do a book project but turned it down because she has enough work, thank you.

So, the post-layoff world is not altogether bleak. It is possible to turn up work here and there (some of it paid in cash), and my experience is confirming SDXB’s assurance that it doesn’t cost anything like what you expect to live in Bumhood. I’m now not only not sorry GDU laid me off, I’m glad of it! Wouldn’t go back to work full-time on a bet.

Medicare, Medigap, and Long-Term Care Premiums: How deductible are they?

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In response to my rumination about the strategy for surviving in Year 1 of Bumhood, when Social Security imposes an earnings limitation that amounts to real poverty, readers have speculated that structuring my business as a sole proprietorship rather than as an S-corporation would allow  me to deduct Medicare, Medigap, and long-term care premiums dollar-for-dollar against business income, rather than having to jump the 7.5% hurdle set up for people who itemize. Frugal Scholar made the interesting discovery that “employees of an S corp can take the self-employment health insurance deduction.”

It’s an interesting concept; I just sent off an e-mail to Tax Lawyer inquiring about it.

Somehow, though, I doubt Uncle Sam will let me run Medicare premiums through a corporation. Social Security automatically withholds Medicare Part B from your Social Security check—you don’t get a choice about it. It might be possible to work some sort of scam with the Medigap premiums, but even there…questionable.

The point of incorporating CE Desk as an S-corp, in my case, is to allow me to stay in business during this endless first year of penury, during which the government penalizes me if I earn more than $14,160 because I’m under age 66. I earn about $240 more than that teaching six sections of freshman comp. Without a way to shelter my editing and blogging income, I would have to close both of those enterprises down. As we know, when you quit working at a freelance enterprise, your clients go away permanently, so that when you want to revive your little business, you have to start over from scratch. I’m getting too darned old to start over from scratch! Plus FaM is starting to earn a small but steady income…I don’t want to get rid of that, either.

Channeling the income from the S-corp means that if I earn, let’s say, $5,000, through freelance enterprises, the money belongs to the corporation, not to me. I am an employee of the corporation. My “job” is to direct the corporation. The corporation has to pay me an amount deemed “reasonable” by the IRS. It’s not paying me for my day-to-day editing and writing work; it pays me to be a corporate director. So, on a $5,000 income it pays me a little over $500. That is salaried income.

The S-corp does not shelter the salary you pay yourself from self-employment tax. What it does is convert some (but not all) of your freelance income into a “dividend,” on which none of the social welfare taxes are due. From my pittance, it has to withhold FICA and Medicare, and it has to pay FUTAand the employer’s share of FICA on the amount it pays me. The rest of the money—the part that remains after my “salary” is paid—can either remain in the corporation to be used to cover operating expenses (or just to sit there) or can be disbursed to the corporation’s owner(s) as “dividends.”

Because Social Security views dividends as return on investment, not as salaried income, this part of my freelance revenues doesn’t count toward the $14,160 earnings limit.

While it is true that you don’t pay self-employment tax on the dividend part of your drawdown from the corporation, it also is true that you don’t get credit toward Social Security for that part of your annual earnings. Thus if you did this for a very long time—say, starting fresh out of law school or medical school—you would greatly reduce the amount of your Social Security entitlement when the time comes to retire. If you engaged this strategy, you would have to be certain that you were going to earn and save a great deal of money during your career…otherwise, in your old age you’d end up just as penurious as an aging college English lecturer.

According to Elderlaw, qualified long-term care insurance premiums and Medigap premiums are regarded as medical expenses and are deductible if they exceed 7.5% of your gross income:

Premiums for “qualified” long-term care policies will be treated as a medical expense and will be deductible to the extent that they, along with other unreimbursed medical expenses (including “Medigap” insurance premiums), exceed 7.5 percent of the insured’s adjusted gross income. If you are self-employed, the rules are a little different. You can take the amount of the premium as a deduction as long as you made a net profit–your medical expenses do not have to exceed 7.5 percent of your income.

Medigap will cost me about $1,200 in 2010; long-term care is about $960, for a total of $2,160. Medicare Part B will cost me $1,326 this year.

According to IRS Publication 502, Part B premiums are also treated as medical expenses:

Medicare B is a supplemental medical insurance. Premiums you pay for Medicare B are a medical expense. If you applied for it at age 65 or after you became disabled, you can include in medical expenses the monthly premiums you paid.

Thus the total amount, before I buy any eyeglasses, contact lenses, or prescriptions, that will qualify as medical expenses will be $1,326 + $1,200 + $960 = $2286. And I’m not even adding Medicare Part D into that. The total, with Part D, probably will come to around $2,400.

If I stand down off one class this fall, my total earned income will be $1257(12) + $2,400(5) + $500 + $500(12) = $33,584. That’s Social Security + teaching + freelance income + drawdown from 403(b). Multiply that by 7.5% and you get $2,518. So…one pair of Costco glasses puts me over the 7.5% qualifying threshold—that’s before I visit a doctor, before I buy a prescription drug, before I buy a couple boxes of contact lenses, before I pay for a shingles shot. And the 7.5% is on adjusted gross income, which you can be sure will be less than $33,584.

I don’t earn enough from freelancing to live on (far, far from it!), and so there’s no question of my working the business so that I write off medical costs and everything else against my taxes. If a miracle happened and FaM’s traffic went up about tenfold, I’d have to reconsider that. But unless the government can be persuaded to regard my teaching income as “self-employed” (which Tax Lawyer says it will not do), in my case the S-corporation is probably better than a sole proprietorship, because it allows me to keep the pittance I do earn through freelance editing and blogging from biting into my Social Security earnings.

Next year, when I’m 66 and can work until I drop without being punished for the privilege, will be another matter. But I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it.

New refinement on Year 1 retirement strategy

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So far—all of two months into this new Bumhood adventure—I’m doing so well at staying on budget and living within my apparently reduced means that I’m thinking next fall I should teach two sections instead of three.

The community colleges pay $2,400 per class. Six times $2,400 comes to $14,400. Contrary to predictions, Social Security did not raise its earnings limitation this year: it remains at $14,160. While I certainly can afford to sacrifice half of $240 for the privilege of earning slightly more than a sub-poverty wage, I can’t afford the way they expunge it from your pocketbook. As soon as SS find out that you’re over the limit, they take away an entire month’s payment. From that they withhold the amount they think you owe them. But they don’t give the rest back until the following January. So, that’s $1,000 that goes away for months, maybe as long as a year.

My net on one section is $2016. True, it’s twice as much as a thousand bucks, but prorated over four months, it’s only $504 a month.

Meanwhile, I have over $16,000 residing in savings now. Because I started with a $14,500 cushion and so far have not spent anything like as much as I expected, the “cushion” keeps accruing feathers. Every month, another chicken’s worth of feathers gets stuffed in there. In addition, The Copyeditor’s Desk has $2,000 remaining to pay out in “dividends.”

When SDXB said you don’t need anything like as much as you think to live well in retirement, he wasn’t kidding. At the moment I’m coming nowhere near using all the money I budgeted to survive. That will change in the summer, when utility bills rise into the stratosphere, but by then enough will have accrued from the monthly underruns to cover those extra costs. It’s amazing. The guy is right: money happens!

Standing down off one section in the fall presents several sterling advantages:

1. Bureaucratic hassle avoidance. Not having to deal with Social Security over an earnings limit violation is worth a great deal. After the endless fights and negotiations with ASU’s HR department, the shape-shifting COBRA monsters, and now Medigap insurance predators, I have developed a bureaucrat flinch reflex.

2. Reduction of taxable income. Of course, it’s not enough to drop me into the lowest tax bracket. However, as it develops, Medicare, Medigap, and COBRA premiums are regarded as tax-deductible medical expenses, as are my long-term care premiums! Those will add up to at least $3600 this year. That’s 13 percent of an income cobbled together with Social Security and five sections. And that will make those costs deductible, even if I do earn a small wage from the S-corporation this year.

3. Brief reprieve from freshman comp. Since I’ll be teaching one section of magazine feature writing next fall, taking on just two sections will leave me with only one section of composition to have to struggle through. If I’m lucky and the section is 102 instead of 101, then I’ll have only three papers to have to grade for that course.

4. Hugely reduced course load. The feature-writing course is an eight-week online section. The chair has already agreed to make one of the comp courses he expects me to teach next fall an eight-week session, so that at any given time I’ll only be teaching two sections. If he stands by that, then I could end up with one composition course in the first half of the semester and the feature-writing course in the second half.

Hot dang! This would get the dratted comp class out of the way in eight weeks. The feature-writing course is online, and so for the rest of the semester I wouldn’t have to go to campus at all. At 19 miles per gallon, that represents a nice little saving in gasoline. And it sure represents a pretty saving in workload.

While I enjoy meeting with the young people and watching them bounce around, freshman comp is a discouraging class to teach. Especially in the community college, a good portion of the students struggle with serious learning problems and ESL issues. There’s very little you can do to help them. Really, in one semester there’s nothing you can do to make up for the shortcomings of 13 years of third-rate education, and there’s nothing you can do to change the way a dyslexic young adult’s brain is wired. You can’t teach them in 16 weeks what they didn’t learn in 13 years of K-12 training. It’s frustrating, and in many students’ cases, it’s just downright sad. So…any time I can get out of a section, I’ll be happy to do it.

Now, this scheme has some significant disadvantages, too.

1. Summer bills will deflate the cushion by about $1,200. This amount would be recovered by October if I’m reaching three sections.  By the end of December, I would have plenty of cash to carry me over the winter break: barring a huge unexpected expense, around $4,800.

However, in reality that’s way  more than I need to survive for a month of unemployment. With one fewer section to teach, I’ll still be back in the black by the end of October. The amount accrued to make it through winter break would than be about $3,300, more than enough to get by when utility bills are low.

2. Boredom factor. Teaching two sections will not give me enough to occupy my time. I’ll have to come up with new things to do.

That may not be a bad thing. 😉

3. Boss annoyance factor. The departmental chair thinks he has me for three sections this fall. He won’t like having to hustle up someone else to teach a section of composition on short notice. Given the precariousness of my position, I hesitate to annoy this guy or bring myself to his attention in any negative way.

I really can’t make this decision until I get my tax forms. When ASU was jacking us around with furloughs, I changed the number of exemptions on my withholding, as to retain enough income to  live on. I never changed them back. Then at the end of the year I changed the amount withheld for Arizona’s rip to the minimum amount, so as to avoid having any more money gouged out of RASL and my vacation pay than absolutely necessary. This means that instead of having a refund coming, I may have to pay taxes this year.

Tax Lawyer has the mountain of paper I shipped to her office. It’s an incredibly complicated mess. She said she expects to have the returns ready the middle of this week. So it will be several days before I know whether I’ll have to pony up a chunk of the cushion to the government. If a lot of that money goes away, obviously I can’t take a chance that there won’t be enough to support me through 2010.

The longer I delay telling the departmental chair that I won’t be teaching three sections in the fall, the larger the headache for him. Hence, the greater the Boss Annoyance Factor.

However, the community colleges are not the only places to find freelance teaching work. Because I’m experienced in developing online courses, the fact is I can teach for any college in the nation. With the extra time freed up by dumping that third section in the fall, I could hustle up some jobs in other states, which might pay better than the District does. In 2011 I’ll be allowed to earn as much as I can, and so it would be useful to find someplace that pays more than $2,400 per section. Someplace that’s not ASU: I could earn about $3,200 teaching there, but I really want to be done with ASU, now and forevermore.

Speaking of teaching…time’s a-wastin’. Gotta run!

Are CFLs all they’re cracked up to be?

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Am I the only person who has developed a certain jaundiced skepticism about compact flourescent bulbs (CFLs)? Or is that yellowish tinge around the eyes just the result of the dim and ugly light the dratted things throw off?

In the first blush of enthusiasm over CFLs, I went out and bought a boatload of them. Replaced all the incandescent lights in the house, except in a couple of lamps that cheerfully blew the contraptions out every time I stuck one in the socket.

Some inanimate objects have better sense than the rest of us.

Time passed. I saw exactly zero difference in the power bill. As far as I can tell, CFLs do little or nothing to lower your electric bill, at least if you’re the sort of person who turns the lights off when you leave a room and who opens the blinds during the day so as to navigate by natural light.

As it develops, there’s an explanation for that. Whether it’s the correct explanation and whether CFLs have as their unintended consequence increased greenhouse gas emissions,  I do not know, but I certainly would agree with Sudden Disruption that these devices have been oversold. And removing all incandescent bulbs from the market to replace them with the things is Big Brother at his Draconian best.

Other unintended consequences wait in the wings. For example, studies have shown that CFLs may induce or aggravate migraines, may be harmful to people with retinal disease, and may aggravate certain skin ailments. The flicker and hum, unnoticeable to all but a few humans, are audible to and may be harmful to cats, dogs, and other household  pets.

It could be, of course, that you can’t see much difference in your electric bill because you can’t see the bill at all. You can’t see much of anything by the light of a CFL. No matter what the equivalent wattage, they cast a murky glow, indeed. They muddy the colors in your room and require you to break out the reading glasses for copy you could decipher easily under a brighter light..

Especially annoying is the dim half-glow they emit when first turned on. Flick on the switch in my bedroom and you feel like you’re inside a cave lit by the bioluminscent mildew on the walls. The older a bulb gets, the more time it requires to come up to speed. It takes quite a while, now, for the lights in my house to reach their maximum brightness. Not a very maximum, we might add.

I’ve already bought a bunch of incandescent bulbs and cached them in the storage room. Thanks to the Selling of the CFL, old fashioned lightbulbs are now pretty cheap. I think I’m going to buy another couple of pallets before they go off the market!