Funny about Money

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. ―Edmund Burke

The Difference between a German Shepherd & a Corgi…

…is that when the moron neighbors start shooting off fireworks (or pistols), the German shepherd tries to track them down and rip off their heads, whereas the corgi ends up shivering under the bed.

Or on the bed, as is the case with this one.

For the love of God, it’s only the first week in June, and already the chuckleheads are shooting off their cherry bombs? WTF?

Phoenix. What a garden spot! They just passed a law that you can’t feed the backyard birds, on pain of a $2,600 fine. But it’s OK to shoot off hand-amputating fireworks any time of the day or night, as you please.


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