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Who’d’ve Thunk It?

I’m gunna say something here that will sound totally off the wall given the L.A.-style city that I live in. Hang onto your hat!

I could probably do completely without a car of my own.

None.
No car.
No wheels.
No insurance bills.
No maintenance bills.
No gas bills.
None. Zero. Zilch.

CAN you imagine?

A week or three ago, I sure couldn’t have.

My son, who grows more paternalistic as the days pass, decided I shouldn’t be driving from pillar to post. Or even from the front yard to the garage door… 😀

So he has pilfered my car, leaving me with…oh yeah: an empty garage. 

After I got over the urge to grab him around the neck and throttle him (that took awhile…), it began to dawn on me:

Y’know what?
If you live in Phoenix, you don’t really need a car.

That assumes you have half a brain and can figure out how to use Uber and how to use the public transit system.

Here’s why:

* The ever-annoying City of Phoenix did one UN-annoying thing: it created a usable public transit system.

* Buses now show up on time and are no longer haunted by bums and lunatics.

* And the city installed, of all things, a light-rail system that passes within a block of my house and will take you to Tempe (where Arizona State University resides) to the downtown commercial district through the mid-town Yuppie precincts through uptown ritzy-titzyville and then onward to the middle-class suburbs to the north and west.

How’s about that, eh?

The present fad for running do-it-yourself taxi services complements that handsomely. A guy who lives right across the street from me(!!!) is doing exactly that. And I think a few others here in the ‘Hood are doing the same. Once I have a list of these worthies’ names and phone numbers, I may never have to ride another bus again. Or drive another car of my own!

Hmmmmm…

Just imagine never having to drop another $20 bill into a gas tank! Never having to haul the contraption to the local repair garage for its regular maintenance. Never having to fart with getting a driver’s license from the state.

LOL! I probably will keep on with the driver’s license nuisance, because a plastic card bearing your photo is a key, standard piece of identification. Can’t cash a check without one, eh?

But otherwise….about 87 gerjillion nuisances and expenses are about to go away. 

How about you? If you could get rid of your car, would you?