So some long-time workmen who are pretty reliable fellas show up. They’re puttering around…and somehow….
SOMEHOW…
…they get ahold of my front door keys and they fuck them up with élan!!!!!!!
My GAWD!
None of the keys works any of the locks or none of the locks or whateverthehell…WHAT A MESS!!!!!!!!
HOW THE HELL DID THEY DO THAT???
GODDDAMMMMIT!!!!!!!
Now I’m gonna have to call the locksmith AGAIN to come over here and untangle all the goddamn locks.
This guy charges an arm and a leg just to breathe the air inside your house, to say nothing of doing any work. So this is gonna be another $200 bill. Then I’ll have to listen to my son bitch at me for spending all that money on the goddamn locks.
Again.
Y’know, when I had the first locksmith over (they all work for the same outfit), I asked him to fix ALL THE LOCKS so they work on the same key. So: this would make it hard for me to confuse the keys and fu*k everything up.
Now, NO TWO LOCKS work on the same key. Set one key aside and you are FUCKED until you can dig it up from wherever the Hell you put it down.,
And wherever that is will likely be pretty random, meaning it will be hours or maybe days before you find that key, if you ever do.
STOP THE GODDAMN WORLD!!!”
I WANNA GET OFF!!!!!!!!!
Gah! Sounds incredibly frustrating.I hope you’re able to get the keys unscrambled without having to enlist expensive professional help. 🙁
I’ve been thinking about you lately and wanted to drop you a line, but can’t find your contact info. Could you shoot me an email and let me know your current email so I can be sure I’ve got the right one?
Keep on keepin’ on…
Try vickyhay@mac.com
That usualliy works.
As for other readers: if you’re selling something, please don’t send me advertising. <3 It'll be blocked.