Whew! Just back from the early-morning doggy-walk. At this time of year, we have to get out the door no later than 6:30 to get our daily exercise walk in. Even then, it’s a bit on the too-goddam-hot side to be traipsing around out there.
But here we are, back by 7:25. The Human is soaked in sweat. The Dawg has guzzled down half a (large!) bowl of water and is now flopped on the cool (heh!) tile floors, panting. The day is wet, soggy, icky, and hot. Thank the gods we were born in the era of air-conditioning!
That notwithstanding…
Have you noticed that we are surrounded by morons?
Yes. Freaking, raving, bird-brained IDIOTS. And somehow — idiotically — we end up hiring them on our payrolls!
Next time I hire someone, I’m making them take an IQ test to qualify for the damn job.
This morning I grab a plate of leftover grub out of the fridge, something to cut the hunger pangs. Stuff a forkful of the stuff into my face…
Turns out the STUPID WOMAN that I hire as a cleaning lady has spiked the food with a load of chili pepper!
The damn stuff sears my mouth and throat!! Like I swallowed a forkful of burning coals!!!!
My gawd! For a minute or more, I couldn’t even breathe!
What the f*ck gets into people!?? WHY would you do that to the food at someone else’s house????? And then stick it back in the refrigerator where the proprietor can get a blasting surprise when she stupidly eats it??!?
I should fire the bitch. But my son, who also employs the dear lady, will be irked if I pull that stunt.
So I guess the next time she shows up here, I’ll have to tell her to keep her hands off the food in this place.
Honestly. What IS the matter with people?