Hoooboy! Long as we’re talkin’ about crime, check out this development, which came to light shortly after I posted yesterday’s events…
The Mayo Clinic is in one of the toniest parts of the city. That hiking area is in northeast Scottsdale!
Yeah: right where you’d move if you were trying to get away from the crime in your neighborhood…
This unholy incident tells us two things:
1. Never go hiking alone, especially if you’re female; and
2. You can’t move away from the sh!t. Like that cop told me after the Great Garage Invasion episode, “It’s everywhere!”
Well, it tells us three things:
3. You can’t even go for a walk without risking rape or murder or both.
Next dog is gonna be another German shepherd.