Coffee heat rising

Gettin’ Old…how is it possible???

Gosh. As dawn cracked this morning, I happened to think of a long-gone Arizona Highways colleague, Jerry Jacka. He was one of the great landscape photographers of the Western World…I’ll tellya! Look him up in the Font of All Electronic Wisdom (the Internet, of course) and discover…my gawd! He was EIGHTY-THREE when he croaked over. And that was in 2017!!!

I myself must be older than Methuseleh (not doin’ the math: don’t wanna know!). LOL! No wonder I hurt from stem to stern and back again…all. the. time.

Y’know…I’ve not been conscious of that much time passing. Don’t pay attention to birthdays. Don’t really care and don’t wanna know. But truth to tell, Jerry and I were about the same age. That he has croaked over and someone new is living in his handsome Southwestern-style house is NOT a good sign…

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Not much longer for me, I’m afraid.

Women in my family — those who didn’t drink and didn’t smoke — lived to ripe old ages. My great-grandmother, Gree, was 90 years old when she died. Her daughter, my great-aunt, also lived to age 90…so we’re told. I believe she was older than that — but for sure, she wasn’t any younger.

They were both devout Christian Scientists: never saw a doctor, never swallowed anything that looked like a medicine. And surely never swilled any booze.

Who can imagine how long they might have lived if they’d had medical care!

As for moi, truth to tell none of these pills seems to be doing a damn thing to help pain. About all they’re doing is making my ears ring!

My hands still hurt.
My hips still hurt.
My lips still hurt.
The gums around my upper teeth still hurt.
The soles of my feet still feel like an electric current is zapping through them…

hurt hurt hurt hurt hurt 

And frikkin’ never stop hurting!

Whatddaya bet I won’t live longer than to age 90, either? 😀

One can only hope…

😀  😮  😀

 

Wow! AWESOME!

Which is to say: AWESOME afternoon!  What a beautiful day!

When my Realtor friend John Shackelford brought me to the ‘Hood, lo! these many years ago, he could not have done me a bigger favor. This middle-aged North Phoenix tract really is a beautiful little mid/middle-class neighborhood, perfect in every way.

Seriously! It IS in the middle of everything: you don’t have to walk far to get to any store, any professional’s office, any car shop, any ANYTHING you like. Drop the jalopy off wherever you please, wander away, and come toddling back…yes…whenever you please.

The ambience is safe. Thugs do not holler at you as they barrel past on a main drag. Every corner has a tidy little shopping center. There’s a church across the street. And a school across the street. And a car repair shop up the street. And….and…and on and on.

Seriously, indeed: I do feel like I just fell into it when I bought into this neighborhood.

This afternoon, it was over to my favorite little booze shop, thereinat to buy a six-pack of Kilt-Lifters. Then homeward, ever homeward…hereinat to love up the dog and fork over a couple of fistfuls of kibble as a treat for her. Then pour a beer, sit down, and put up the feet.

Gosh! What a day, eh?

We live in such a pretty little neighborhood! I’m SOOOOO glad I didn’t follow SDXB to dreary Sun City when he decided to escape Tony the Romanian Landlord by moving out to Old Folks’ Land. Gaaaahhhh!  When I lived out there with my parents, I learned to hate…

  • …the sound of F-16s roaring overhead all day
  • …the hatred of young people, creatures the locals moved out there to escape
  • …the ticky-tacky architecture
  • …the third-rate grocery stores (do old people not eat, not cook???)
  • …the endless, endless, FUKKIN’ ENDLESS drive into town, whereinat to buy a decent steak…

LOL! If you’re gonna live in a city, forgodsake LIVE IN A CITY. 😀

LOL! It Gets Stupider and Stupider!!!

ooooohboy!!!!!! This is ONE OF THOSE DAYS!!!!

One of the days where EVERY GODDAMN THING I TOUCH goes SPROOOOOIIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!

Seems to be a rather more extreme Sproingy-Day than usual, too. 

Forgot that today was Cleaning-Lady Day. So the wonderful Luz showed up as I was loafing and playing with the computer, and o’course the damn place is a mess.

DAAAYYY-UMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

  • Leap up.
  • Charge around.
  • Put things away.
  • Put things away.
  • Put things away.
  • Put…no! REPAIR this goddam thing.
  • Repair another thing.
  • Repair another thing.
  • Put more stuff away.

Ohhhkayyyy…there! That’s done. I guess.

Now look at notes on computer and see I was supposed to have done a test for the corner doc’s office AND gathered some info for a young lawyer I may (or may not) want to recruit.

My dearly beloved lawyer dropped dead on the floor of his office a few weeks ago. No emergency being under way, I have lazily failed to recruit some other warrior…largely because I have no idea which way to turn.

* All the Old Guard lawyers I know have retired.
* Not having any luck getting referrals to any new folk.
* Found a young storefront lawyer just around the corner, but
a) Don’t know a thing about him; and
b) Have been too damn lazy to get off my duff and go see if he wants a crazy old lady as a new client.

 Just now…well… Gotta say: I am just not in the mood to charge into battle over any of these damn things. Plus having the cleaning lady underfoot does nothing to facilitate dealing with exterior hassles.

Welll…..

Really, I should go over and introduce myself to the young pup lawyer up the street. Not because I need his services, but because it’s always wise to have a professional of that type on the string BEFORE you need his or her services.

Well. There’s really no hurry. So I suppose that errand can wait until tomorrow, since we have plenty of other distractions running just now.

Right? If I wait until the beloved Wonder-Cleaning-Lady is done, that will be one distraction out of the way. So then I can focus on the proposed new guy…and, failing him, work on finding someone else to replace my late, much beloved (and useful) lawyer.

What a Godsend our wonderful Wonder-Cleaning-Lady is!!! She’s in there banging and scrubbing and scrubbing and scrubbing. Gawd knows, I am in NO condition to clean house. She’s only about 3/4 done, and the place already is practically spotless.

And…continuing in the Department of Stupid Weirdness…

I seem to have dropped an entire size in my blue jeans. But the bathroom scale doesn’t indicate I’ve lost any weight.

So….  Either the scale is on the fritz, or something has happened to stretch my pants up an entire size (!!!). Which is another way of saying SPROIIIINNNGGG!

…..

Hmmmm….  Apparently the solution to that puzzle is (b): somehow I’ve dorked up my jeans so they no longer fit.

Reminiscences

Achey this morning. Not sick: just tired from too much hiking around.

Crackpot neighbors are hollering at each other. Shut UP, folks!

Waiting for the toast to brown. Thinking….thinking back over my family’s life in Berkeley, California. Wishing I were still there. 

My relatives’ little house was right down the road from where the lightrail train came in from San Francisco and then shot through a tunnel to the other side of the hills.

My great-grandmother and her widowed daughter, my great-aunt, lived on Hopkins street, a long and mellow road that climbed up the side of a steep hill and ended where that tunnel carried the city train through from the far side of the Berkeley Hills.

Such a handsome place! I do miss it.

Their charming little house looked a lot like this one. CAN YOU BELIEVE that price!! Over a million bucks for an ancient, termite-ridden two-bedroom bungalow!

One thing you had to say for the neighborhood: it would keep you in shape. Where the relatives’ house stood, that road was mighty steep!

The relatives didn’t own a car, so just to go to the grocery store, they got a nice workout. And yea verily! Both of them lived well into their 90s, in excellent health. Without ever seeing a doctor.

Two blocks up that road stood what we today would call a gourmet grocery store. They didn’t: to them, it was just the corner market. WhatEVER: my great-grandmother (by then in her 90s) walked up there every day or two to pick up food and whatnot. Her daughter (my great-aunt), hiked up that hill five days a week to catch a train into San Francisco, where she worked for Crocker-Anglo National Bank.

On any given day, either one of them got about 20 times more exercise than we do. And it showed: they both lived into their late 90s, in excellent health. As Christian Scientists: they never went to doctors!

Heh. I guess the hill was their doctor, eh?

It was populated with pretty little houses. Walk the three blocks to the top of the hill and you came to what we today would call a gourmet grocery store. To them, it was just a corner store, a rather ordinary grocer.

Also on that corner were a dry cleaner and a set of concrete stairs leading up the hill into Sausalito, where my cousins lived. Next door to the cleaner’s was said gourmet grocery store: on the order of a Sprouts, only not so commercialized.

They were nice folks: the great-grandmother and the great-aunt.

Heh! Imagine having relatives who don’t think you’re a Communist because you’re active in the Democratic Party!

Yeah: the idiot woman my father married after my mother died dwelt somewhere to the right of Adolf Hitler. So did her her rabid daughter, who — Arizona being, after all, Arizona (Home of the Right-Wing Crackpot) — attained to the rank of Superior Court Judge. Both of them wild-eyed right-wingers, who regarded me and my husband as COMM-YOU-NISTS.

Yep. Our family life went straight to Hell after my mother died. 😀

My step-sister Marilyn, who merged into our family after my father married her mother (in the wake of my mother’s death), must have thought we were the next best thing to Communists. No doubt she and her mom just l-o-o-ved having us treasonous bastards in their home. But I enjoyed her and her kids. Politics aside, they were nice enough folks.

Dear step-sister died in 2018: IMHO much, much too young for a journey to The Other World. But that’s only from my point of view: in reality, she was some 15 years older than me. And a good 90 degrees further to the right than me! :-d

Seriously: I did enjoy Marilyn. Her mother, Helen: not so much. And ultimately my father turned out to be pretty miserable in that marriage. He was afraid to divorce Helen: “She’ll get all my money!!!” 

Yeah. Well. Some things are worth more than money, eh Daddy?

Actually, what I should have said to him was Daddy! I’m married to  a partner in one of the most powerful lawfirms in the Southwest. She’s NOT gunna get all your precious money!

Probably not so much as a penny of it…

Oh well. I was too stupid to think of that. So was he. And so they lived miserably ever after…

GGRRRRRR!!!!!

SEVEN-FORTY FIVE IN THE MORNING and here’s some phone soliciting a$$hole on the phone to pester me!

Jayzuz!

Arizona doesn’t do Daylight Savings Time, so these clowns are probably calling from what seems like an early but marginally OK time for them. For me, there is NO time that’s OK to pester me with a nuisance call — marginal or not.

Really: telephone soliciting should be illegal. 

A perp should get 30 years in jail for rousting some poor victim on the G.D. phone. Add another five years for every minute they call before 10 a.m.

Phone soliciting is a prison industry. So a lot of these clowns are calling you from inside a jail (where they belong, presumably).

And that brings us around to the question of WHAT THE HELL do the state and federal authorities think they’re doing to sic their criminal charges on us? In our homes! At all hours of the day and half the hours of the night!

The proprietors of these operations also belong in jail, alongside their (presumably unpaid or underpaid) charges. Damn them all!!!!!