We Interrupt This Pap for…
…SOME SORT OF A MIRACLE!
Today (Friday, December 13…how apt!) has devolved into a day from Hell extraordinaire. I’ll refrain from describing the fiasco at Experian, the fiasco at the community college, and the fiasco with the car (which may mean having to buy a new car) and cut to the chase. To wit…
Pretty much in shock, after having untangled the mess at the college and rescued a lovely young student’s financial aid package (don’t even ASK!!!!!), I stopped by the Costco on the way home, there to purchase some dog meat and some dog veggies and a package of Campari tomatoes and…oh WTF, why not, a bottle of wine.
Friends have speculated that the size 10 jeans into which I have shrunk may yet be too large. And it has to be said that after while they seem to fit OK when they’re freshly washed, after one or two sittings-down they’re mighty loose.
So while cruising through the Mother Purveyor of All Impulse Buys, I picked up a pair of size 8 Gloria Vanderbilt Unquestionably-Your-Mother’s jeans.
Flew in the house and before even popping the cork on the cheap Pinot noir tried on the pants.
And holy mackerel. THEY FIT!
Not only do they fit, but they look pretty damn good.
Well. I don’t look like I looked when I was 22. Because I don’t have buns anymore. And neither will you, you crazy young pups, when and if you succeed to my state of agèd majesty. But I do look, incredibly and astonishingly, like a person who actually does fit in size 8 jeans.
Dayum.
Do you know how long it’s been since I could fit into a size 8 anything, to say nuttin’ of cheap pants made in Asia?
Thirty-six years!
Thirty-six years: THAT is how long since my body would fit gracefully into a size 8 of any shape or definition.
Who’d of thunk it?
Best of Funny: Economy
The worst global recession since the Great Depression changed my life, as it did many others’ lives. Consequently, I spent a fair amount of time thinking and writing about the economy. Some of these posts are surprisingly good.
Battening Down in the Hurricane October 10, 2008
2008 Financial Strategies: What Worked and What Didn’t Work December 30, 2008
Integrity, Confidence, and Trust: A Financial Manager’s View of the Economy and the Future January 20, 2009
Personal Finance IS Politics January 25, 2009
Frugality, Savings, and the Causes of Doom March 17, 2009
Life in the Post-Recession Era: The Third-Worldization of America May 8, 2009
Living within Your Means Is Good for the Economy September 21, 2009
Ghost Developments November 12, 2009
Walking Away from a Mortgage: Is It Immoral? March 18, 2010
How Has Your Dollar Done This Decade? July 28, 2010
Are You in the Middle Class? October 18, 2010
Back to the Future November 3, 2010
The Incredible Lightness of Our Economy January 27, 2011
Can You Support Your Parents? March 28, 2011
What If We Didn’t Have to Pay School Taxes? September 15, 2011
Do We Have More Expenses Than Our Parents Did? March 18, 2013
Is the Republican Party Bad for Business? October 2, 2013
Best of Funny: Household Hints
Early in the life of Funny about Money, I wrote a lot of household-hint posts, mostly because my role model, Trent Hamm of The Simple Dollar, practically filled his blog with frugal housekeeping strategies.
Believe it or not, two of these things actually went viral — the one on conditioning your hair with olive oil and the one that proposed doing the laundry sans detergent. LOL! I should write more of this stuff!
Frugal Household Hints: Stovetop Cleaner December 31, 2007
Monday Household Hint: Clean Tile Grout March 31, 2008
Olive Oil, the Ultimate Hair Conditioner August 19, 2008
Two DIY Mesh Bag Hacks December 21, 2008 )
Cheap, Easy Spot Remover January 4, 2009
The Great No-’Poo Experiment May 22, 2009
Easy Pool-cleaning Shortcut July 25, 2009
How to Deal with Ants September 1, 2009
We Don’t Need No Steenking Laundry Detergent January 30, 2010
How to Rescue a Scorched Pan May 26, 2010
How to Make Sustainable, Eco-Friendly Household Cleansers February 28, 2011
Off-Label: How to REALLY Clean Glass Shower Doors June 30, 2011
The Real Handyman’s Secret Weapon November 20, 2011
DIY Pool Debris Shields That Work and Save Dollars July 16, 2012
How to Fix a Broken Nail January 5, 2013
Going Over to LED Lighting February 27, 2013
Best of Funny: Stress Control
Funny needs a vacation. Sitting in front of the computer is killing my back. One thing that’s become evident is that the more time spent in an office chair, the more the back hurts, and the less time spent in front of a desk, the less it hurts. So I conceived another of my Plans: as soon as class is over, engineer a good three weeks away from the computer. With any luck, a long break from computing of all kinds will elicit a cure.
Funny about Money has been publishing since 2007, a long time in the alternate reality that is the Blogiverse. So, the idea is to post a “Best of Funny” series: lists of links to my favorite articles in a variety of categories. These will be relieved by several guest posts and by a few original posts from moi.
The semester ends this week; a raft of papers are coming in today and grades are due Friday morning. So, the Great Blogging Break starts today. Hope you enjoy these retrospectives!
FaM contains a lot of unsung posts, hidden away in the vastness that is BlueHost’s database. Some of the things I’ve written in past surprise me, but of them all, I think the one on the value of identifying rational and irrational causes of stress is probably the best post I’ve ever published. “Holy Sh!t Moments” may be a close runner-up. 😀
Incoming: How to Get the Paper Flak under Control January 6, 2008
Time Is Not Money January 6, 2008
Burglars May 9, 2008
If Next Payday Doesn’t Come June 20, 2008
Beating the Layoff Stress October 5, 2008
Multitasking: A Young Person’s Game October 30, 2008
Job Happiness: The Oxymoron of the Century February 21, 2009
Layoff: The Emotional Journey April 27, 2009
Stress Control: Identifying Rational and Irrational Causes of Angst June 23, 2009
Theme Days: A Way to Organize Time October 17, 2009
Some Changes Made Todayyy… July 29, 2010
Now Matters: Balancing Frugality with Life August 27, 2011
The Joy of Listing October 12, 2011
Am I Going Slower? Or Is There Just Too Much to Do? March 26, 2012
How to Fill a Computer Vacation April 12, 2013
Holy Sh!t Moments September 4, 2013
Music Soothes the Savage Beast
And as anyone who knows me has realized, “savage beast” is an understatement whenever some fiasco imposed by someone else’s stupidity imposes extra work, extra time-wasting, extra meanders through phone punch-a-button mazes, and extra headaches. Corporate stupidity, in particular, evinces glorious fireworks of savagery.
This weekend I could not get into the “new” credit union checking and savings accounts created by changing the account number. Error message claimed the site was having “technical problems.” By 10 a.m. they were still having “technical problems,” and, since I couldn’t get through on the phone, it looked like I was going to have to make another trip up there to talk with them in person. Given that the Dog Chariot burns about a gallon of gasoline in a round trip to the closest branch, this trip would cost me $3 and another half-day of wasted time.
Meanwhile, I have workmen here and no way to pay them unless they’ll take plastic.
FINALLY I found the credit union assistant manager’s business card, which I had conscientiously put away someplace where it would be safe (read “where not even Sherlock Holmes himself could find it!”). Turns out she neglected to tell me that the account number I was supposed to enter as the userID is not quite the right number….to get in, you have to drop the last three digits of the endless number she gave me.
Anyway, at last I’m in and it looks like everything indeed is just the same as it was in the previous account. They’ve even imported the prior few months’ transactions. The only things we’ve lost, as she said would occur, are the automatic bill pays and the direct deposits.
After a full day of hassle I did get through to a human at Social Security who claimed she changed the direct deposit to the current account. However, I used the number on a form she gave me called “Employer Direct Deposit” and can only assume it’s the correct data. I surely hope so…we’ll know next month. I’m concerned that if the account number that has to be entered for one’s initial online foray into one’s account at the CU is actually three digits shorter than the one she gave me, the next Social Security check will go astray.
In other precincts, the power company said they would move the electric bill on their end. The city water dept and the gas company said “we’ll send you a form.” So far no such form has surfaced from either worthy entity. However, they send statements, so it’ll be easy enough to just bill-pay them whenever the paper shows up.
Last night I went to an amazing performance staged by our church’s music department. It truly was spectacular.
Usually by the end of the day I’m so beat I can’t drag myself out of the house. But on Saturday evening I went to our friend Craig Petersen’s chorale performance — he directs the Mesa Community College choir, which performed at All Saints this weekend — and found that just sitting there listening to the chorale music was SOOO relaxing, it totally unwound all that annoyance stress. Very nice.
So at the last minute thought I’d try for the same last night. For Evensong, the chamber choir — mostly professional singers — sang the Great “O” Antiphons by John Muehleisen. Unbelievably gorgeous!!!!! This setting of the Advent set of antiphons alternates passages in Latin, sung in traditional chant mode, with their translations, sung in contemporary style — and very beautiful contemporary, not the unmelodic cacophony we too often associate with modern classical music. It was an incredible, spectacular thing to listen to.
The preliminary recital was played by an organist named Curt Sather. He has a Ph.D. now, but…get this! At the age of twelve (!) he was a church organist. He was very, very good — played three pieces by Bach and one by Aaron David Miller.
All in all, it was an impressive performance from beginning to end.
Meanwhile, this morning’s damn hectic.
Yesterday M’hijito’s dog, who given half a chance will run off to Yuma like a rabbit with a coyote on its tail, countersurfed an entire frying pan full of (mercifully cold) cooking oil. This, as you can imagine, had some interesting repercussions.
He’s pretty much stopped barfing. But my son didn’t want to leave him alone all day, so he brought the hound over here. He needs to have free access to the yard, because you can be sure he still has the doggywobbles, even tho’ no manifestations have occurred here. Yet…hmmmm…. Thank heaven for all-tile flooring.
The men are building two French wells and a river of rock in back, to drain rainwater away from the porch and the CoolDeck. The back porch has always been a bit below grade, so when it rains a nice lake comes right up to the back door. And the deceased Devil-Pod tree heaved the CoolDeck on the east end with its accursed roots, and so now that corner floods every time I try to water the plants over there, to say nothing of every time the rain falls. They’re also replacing the ironwork in front that’s about rusted through. When Pup gets here, I’ll need to wire a little screening on there to keep him from wiggling out, and just now there’s nothing to wire it TO. 😀
At any rate, this activity is driving both dogs nuts. Even Charley, who hardly ever barks, is jumping up every few minutes to sound the alarm, and Cassie has gone absolutely bat-sh!t. She doesn’t have to sound the alarm: she is the alarm.
This is the last week of class, so I’d better get to work on stoont papers.