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Darn It! How to repair a hole in your sock

Have you ever noticed how whenever you realize you really like a piece of clothing or household object, it immediately wears out and you can’t, under any circumstances, find another one like it? Especially if the object is a sock. Who would think styles in socks were so fleeting?

Women’s socks no longer seem to come in colors—they’re all black, gray, or white. So when a favorite blue pair developed a couple of holes, I remembered a frugal way to extend their lives, something I learned when I was a little kid and pretty much forgot: darn ’em!

Darning is a crude form of reweaving, and it’s pretty easy. Simply create a “warp”—a structure on which to weave horizontal threads—by stringing thread or yarn across the hole. Then run your “weft” over and under the warp threads. The process is simplified by placing an “egg”—a wooden ovoid or globe—inside the sock to stabilize the fabric around the hole.

Well, naturally I didn’t happen to have a wooden egg sitting around the house. I used a rubber ball instead.

Turn the sock inside out, and then place the ball (or whatever you choose to use as an “egg”) inside the sock and smooth the fabric across it, like so:

It’s a good idea to stitch around the hole to create a sort of frame, although it’s not always necessary. Don’t tie a knot in the thread, because a knot will irritate your foot. Just make a running stitch to secure the thread.

Starting on one side of the hole, run thread back and forth across the hole to fill the space. The more threads you can fit across the hole, obviously, the finer and firmer your repair will be. This is a job that can require some patience. 😉

Here’s what I came up with:

Not great, but good enough for government work. The sock’s weave is kind of loose—not that loose, though. Oh well.

Anyway, whenever the basis of the weaving process is ready, the next step is to run thread through it at right angles to the “warp” threads. Basically what you’re trying to do is imitate or rebuild the original woven fabric by weaving new thread over the hole. After a while, you have something that looks like this (significantly better, with any luck…):

Not hardly gorgeous…but what the heck! Whoever’s looking at the bottom of your socks prob’ly deserves what he gets.

A finer, more careful weave probably would last longer, but this will hold for a while. It’s been a long while since I darned a piece of fabric, so I felt OK to get the thing more or less together.

With better skill, it’s possible to repair fabric with a stitch that looks very much like the original weave. Some reweavers can unstring pieces of the fabric’s thread from a hem or hidden spot and use it to make a truly invisible patch, restoring a torn or cigarette-burned piece so that you can’t see the fix at all. The Swiss darning at right imitates the original fabric’s twill-like texture. Really fine reweaving is called Belgian darning.

In my callow youth, I  had a Siamese cat that loved to eat wool. Leave a wool garment, any wool garment, laying around, and the cat would chew a hole in it before you could blink twice. One day I lent a beautiful and very expensive white wool sweater to my mother-in-law. When she was done with it, she tossed it on the bed. By the time I discovered it, the cat had eaten out a hole an inch across.

Luckily, the buttons were hand-made, rings with the sweater’s wool yarn woven around them, and a couple of extras were included. By unraveling the spare buttons, the reweaver was able to retrieve enough yarn to fill the hole. To this day—thirty-five or forty years later—I still have that sweater and still wear it every winter. I can’t even find where the hole was.

Darning: it’s a frugal way to extend the life of an expensive or a beloved piece of clothing.

Sunday Afternoon This and That

Hens&Chicks

We’re having a brief warm spell, the days in the 70s and the nights dropping not much below 50 or so. Very pleasant, and a fine excuse to tidy up the garden after the winter’s depredations. Not too much was lost, mostly because I dragged almost every pot indoors as the Big Frost approached. It’s a lovely Sunday afternoon, and after a month’s break from the fringes of academe, I’m feeling pretty relaxed. Wish this could go on forever!

Last night, after enjoying a couple of concerts in a Bach series for which I’d snagged some free tickets, I ponied up $35 to go to the grand finale, the Mass in B Minor, once described as “the greatest artwork of all time.” It was very beautiful, impressive indeed, conducted by our own illustrious choir director, who has been one of the founders of the Bach festival.

By chance, I happened to sit next to an old-time Phoenician, a gentleman who could remember what this area was like in the 40s and 50s. He was a chemist—had spent a career with the City Water Department—and his wife, a Ph.D. in chemistry, taught on the college level most of her career; their son went off to become a physicist and then gravitated to Tucson, where he presently works for a research facility.

He and his wife still live in the house they bought as newlyweds—in the very neighborhood of pretty little red brick homes M’hijito is living in! He must live a few steps from M’hijito’s house. He described with great pleasure how much they loved living there and how the area has evolved since it was out in the suburbs of a large small town.

This morning one of my choir friends, of the very couple who gave me the beautiful purple bicycle, brought in a bunch of iris bulbs she’d cleaned out of her garden. She gave me two large rooted bulbs, each of which had a babe. So now the olive tree in the front courtyard has four nascent bearded iris at its feet.

irisbulbs

Don’t know how they’ll do there. I dug some of this winter’s compost into the holes around them, so assuming bulbs like compost, that should give them a little tonic. But over the summer it gets awfully hot out there. Under the tree is probably the most temperate place in front, but “temperate” compared to the surface of the planet Mercury is a relative term. I hope they live. Love iris.

Never did get around to finishing the tree-trimming I started yesterday. Oh well. There’s one more day before class starts, so maybe it’ll get done tomorrow.

Grabbed a few handsful of bok choy (which, amazingly, is starting to bolt to seed despite the cool weather) and chard, to embellish the rich chicken broth I concocted a day or two ago and finally bestirred myself to strain and pack up in freezer containers today. Made a very fine lunch!

The Bok Choy Monster living in the backyard was not deterred by the hard freeze. Really, I thought it would kill off the bug-eyed little guy, but nooooo… The bok choy continues to get chewed, and now the critter has moved on to the chard. So I guess I’d better eat that while there’s still some to eat.

munchedbokchoy

garlicsprout

An entire head of fresh garlic sprouted in the kitchen. So, I broke it apart and planted it where it could replace the various herbs and veggies that turned to mush in the late, great frost. I’ve never had much luck getting garlic to grow, but maybe this time will be a charm. If so, we should end up with half-a-dozen new heads of garlic. LOL! I won’t have to buy garlic all summer long.

We’re told the weather is supposed to cool again this week. How nice it would be if it would maybe not freeze again this spring. The plants are starting to spring back, and I’m very pleased at the survival rate of those I managed to drag indoors during the last freeze. This Thai basil made it with no damage (except for the loss of some leaves to a predatory human), as did its companion plant, a fine, healthy mint. I love the combination of basil and mint. And Thai basil, with its distinct overtones of licorice, is even more delicious than Italian basil.

Thaibasil&mint

So it goes. Wonder what’s going on in the blogosphere?

Over at Money Crush, Jackie suggests that if we must procrastinate (and who among us has any intention of giving it up?), there may be ways to procrastinate wisely.

Hmmm….  Financial Samurai adds some spice to his current grouse about tax laws by mixing a bit of sexism into the stew. It worked to get his readers talking. 😉

Budgets Are Sexy wonders how many of us fudge our earnings when we make out our income tax forms. LOL! There’s a stunt I’ve never had the chutzpah to try: vacationing in Leavenworth isn’t my idea of travel adventure.

Budgeting in the Fun Stuff has launched a new blog carnival! She’ll be hosting it every Monday in January. So, that’s cool: be sure to send her some of your golden words.

Mrs. Accountability, who operates the Carnival of Money Stories, recently posted a pretty incredible-looking recipe for jumbo banana nut muffins. Yum. Just the photo is to die for!

Free from Broke focuses on a few self-employed tax breaks that apply to bloggers.

And on that subject, guest blogger Earl Fischer, writing at The Digerati Life, discusses “ordinary and necessary” business expense deductions.

Bargain Babe is taking off for MLK Day, but her contest to win a $250 Macy’s card (and various other goodies) will run until 11:59 p.m. EST tomorrow. Get your entry in right away! 🙂

And speaking of giveaways, Donna Freedman is offering CHOCOLATES! This one also closes tomorrow (Monday).

Get Rich Slowly just published an interesting guest post by Susannah in the “Reader’s Stories” series: How to cope with an unexpected, large inheritance.

And in the “what to do with it all?” department, Abigail over at I Pick Up Pennies was recently startled to discover a windfall: extra money in the budget.

Did you know Parmesan rinds are edible? Frugal Scholar offers a recipe from, of all places, The Wall Street Journal. Sounds pretty tasty, too.

At A Gai Shan Life, the freshly engaged Revanche is starting to contemplate weddings. This should be interesting!

And at My Journey to Millions, Evan reflects that maybe the “good old days” weren’t as great as we think.

Image:

Bok Choy Monster (very, very happy garden slug): Håkan Svensson, Arion vulgaris Eating in the Garden. GNU Free Documentation License.

Smoggy Talk! Smoggy Talk!

Speaking of dogs (as we were indirectly in contemplating the Late Great Dog Food Question), I’ve been reading an entertaining book by psychologist Alexandra Horowitz called Inside of a Dog. In it, she proposes to help us appreciate the canine umwelt—the dog’s unique way of experiencing the world—by understanding what and how a dog sees, smells, hears, senses, and thinks. Based on what we know to date of dog physiology and psychology, she suggests we can figuratively get inside a dog’s mind.

As intellectual exercises go, it’s great fun, and the insights you gain are slightly different from Cesar Milan’s dominance-and-submission theories. She points out that though dogs probably are descended from wolves, after tens of thousands of years spent living with humans, they’re not wolves, and their mentality, intellectual capacity, and social interactions are markedly different from those of wolves. This has some amusing implications.

The book isn’t especially well written and in places it’s poorly edited, especially near the beginning. She doesn’t start to get on a roll until almost half-way through, but once she does hit her stride, her story gets pretty interesting. We’re amazed by how “smart” (human definition) dogs are about some things and how obtuse they appear to be about others…quite reasonably, on reflection, in light of what dogs and humans do to get by in the world.

At one point, Horowitz reflects on the extent to which dogs understand the meaning of human speech, specifically their skill at recognizing individual words. She suggests they respond to the prosody of speech—its patterns and musical “meaning”—but they’re not always good at recognizing individual words. Says she,

Try asking your dog on one morning to go for a walk; on the next, ask if your dog wants to snow forty locks in the same voice. If everything else remains the same, you’ll probably get the same, affirmative reaction. The very first sounds of an utterance seem to be important to dog perception, though, so changing the swallowed consonants for articulated ones and the long vowels for short ones—ma for a polk—might prompt the confusion merited by this gibberish.

Hmmm…. A challenge! To paraphrase a less than perfectly articulate robot, “I love a challenge!”

But first, what the heck is a swallowed consonant? Simon Mumford, an English instructor, tells us a “swallowed consonant” happens when a speaker elides a consonant in such a way that it can barely be heard or can’t be heard, as in “I got a cold” for I’ve got a cold. Doesn’t seem to apply in the substitution of polk for walk, but what the hey. Every writer needs an editor.

So, to try this on Cassie the Corgi:

HUMAN: arising, walking up the hall, and paraphrasing the daily liturgy with accustomed verve: Do you want to go for a smoggy talk?

DOG evinces puzzled expression.

HUMAN evinces continued verve:  C’mon! Let’s go for a smoggy talk!

DOG’s expression morphs to utter befuddlement.

HUMAN: Smoggy talk! Smoggy talk! Hurry up! Let’s go for a SMOGGY TALK!

Still appearing mystified, DOG eyes HUMAN with evident curiosity and takes a few tentative steps after it.

HUMAN: Gathers collar, leash, package of dog mound baggies, and hat.

DOG, viewing HUMAN‘s activities: Arf!

DOG dances toward front door.

HUMAN: It’s time for a smoggy talk!

DOG, whirling in circles: Arf arf arf arf ARF!

HUMAN: “Smoggy talk,” eh? {snort!} Here, hold still while I get this collar on you.

DOG and HUMAN exit, stage left.

So, alas, it does not appear that dogs deduce meaning from tone, emphasis, prosody, or brute human verve. It also appears that this particular dog can tell the difference between “doggy walk” and “smoggy talk.”

Arf, she said. Arf.

Canned Dog Food: Anyone Tried This?

Has anyone tried Hill’s Science Diet Canine Mature Adult 7+ Savory Chicken Entrée Canned Dog Food? If so, do you know how many cans come in a case?

La Maya and La Bethulia’s aging dachshund has now lost even more of his teeth, so they’re going to be reduced to feeding canned dog food. They’re interested in ordering, since this looks like about the best price on the Web, but it’s unclear how much you get for the price. The can looks like this:

Let us know if you have a clue about the quantity!

Dateline Arizona: Various News of the Day

Amid all the sorrow in Tucson, where a nine-year-old child was buried today, miracles are happening. Gabrielle Giffords is opening her eyes of her own accord, apparently recognizing those around her, responding to directions by moving her arms and legs, and even sitting up and dangling her feet off the side of her hospital bed. Her doctors, who profess their astonishment, are being greeted like conquering heroes.

So, it looks like what began as a submicroscopic hope that the wounded Congresswoman might recover is growing into a credible possibility, maybe even a probability.

Sadly, the demented wretch who wrought all this misery will never recover, nor presumably will his parents, whose lives have been destroyed by their only child’s mental illness as surely as his has.

Meanwhile, lunatics are climbing out of the woodwork and cockroaches crawling from beneath refrigerators all across the land. Three local Republican stalwarts resigned their elected posts, alarmed by the irrational violence and fed up with the nastiness that pervades Arizona politics, even within the party. You don’t have to be a Democrat here to become a target of flying vitriol.

Sarah Palin, she of the infamous crosshairs, has found herself the target of threats from dangerous-sounding fruitcakes—how many and of what nature, we don’t know, but we’re willing to believe her alarm. The poor ill-educated soul created another flap in trying to defend herself, in her ignorance choosing an amazingly inappropriate term to describe the criticism aimed at her over the misbegotten crosshair map publicity tool. It’s a terrifying situation. Much as some of us wish she would feel inspired to run for the Anchorage City Dogcatcher’s office, no sane person wants any harm to come to her. Let’s all hope and pray she stays safe.

Hope and pray we all stay safe: these are the times that bring the crazies into the daylight. Whenever some madman or child lets loose with a fusillade, he seems to be followed by a host of imitators. You can hardly blame Legislative District 20 Chairman Anthony Miller for knowing when to fold ’em, as his wife worries that the local right-wing activists will take pot-shots at their home. But as immediate threats, the vocal extremists can’t hold a candle to the silent sickos, known only to a few around them and isolated from psychiatric care by a dysfunctional healthcare system.

All things pass, they say. Let’s hope the present disaster passes soon, and without further incident.

More Days of Our Lives

Busy past few days! Haven’t had time to write much, so much has been going on.

The minute I sat down to the computer this morning, Gerardo showed up. His “8:00 a.m.” usually means “10:00 a.m.,” so I’d imagined plenty of time to get a few things done before I started to prune the roses, a chore I’ve put off now for three or four weeks. Today was my chance: get him to haul the clawed debris from the man-eating plants, instead of me having to chuff it into the garbage bins in back.

But nooooo…. Before I could even bolt down breakfast, he was on the phone, on the way casa mia. So while he and his sidekick did battle with the rest of the yard, I cut back eight roses. Then for reasons unknown he decided nothing would do but I had to meet him at M’hijito’s house (why??), so here I am, in front of a strange computer.

Probably was a wise thing. I see the lime and lemon trees were hard-hit by the frost. The lime was OK where I was able to pin sheets around it, but I’m just not big enough to sling frost covering over the top of it, so about a third of its canopy is frizzled. The lemon tree, too, oddly enough, suffered some serious frost damage. Usually lemons and grapefruit are the toughest of the citrus. Anyway, I’ll have to ask Gerardo to trim back the limbs that are obviously dead.

Yesterday I became so engaged in a client’s project I utterly forgot the evening Bach concert for which I had tickets. Recalled it about 4:00 this morning. {sigh}

A choir member gave away three tickets to Bach Festival performances. I was thrilled to get all three of them, and really looked forward to going. So was mightily disappointed when I realized that, once again, because it wasn’t written in lipstick on the bathroom mirror I lost track of it. Old age is the pits.

Sunday, though, was a full day of glorious music. We sang, of course, in the morning, which is always fun, but much more to the point, the chamber choir, which is mostly composed of music professionals and graduate students, put on THE most incredible performance. One of the pieces was just ethereal, it was so beautiful. As his finale, choir director Scott Youngs, a superb organist, played an astonishingly complex piece, the kind of thing that leaves you in awe of what the human mind and body can do. In the afternoon was the Bach concert, four sonatas played by violinist Stephen Redfield and harpsichordist Kathleen McIntosh. It was very fine. From there it was back to All Saints to join the chant choir for evensong, and that was very pleasant. At the end of the evening, Scott performed yet another amazing piece, dark, complex and noumenal. Did you know an organ can make a delicate sound like chimes? I had no idea… It can. And the effect, in a piece of music that already evoked the the other-worldly, was spine-tingling.

Monday I made a conscious decision to stay away from the computer and clean my filthy house. Actually, I intended to get to the roses that day also, but the housekeeping expanded to consume the entire day. I’ve never been fond of cleaning. It’s such an exercise in futility: the minute you finish, it needs to be done again. Didn’t do the greatest job yesterday, but at least I finally, very belatedly cleaned and oiled the kitchen cabinets and scrubbed the dirt off the floors.

The magazine article writing course is not making, and so I asked the chair for another comp course. He said he would try to arrange that, but so far no word on what will come down. Whatever, you can be sure he’ll hand it to me at the very last minute. If it’s anything other than a 16-week Eng. 102 section or a 5-week 101 section, I won’t be prepared. So I determined that I need to at least draft course outlines for a 16-week 101, a new 8-week 101, and a new 8-week 102, each incorporating my latest pedagogical strategy. Writing any of those will take two or three full days. Setting up three of them so they’re ready to go at a moment’s notice represents about a week of unrelenting work. Ugh.

Of course, I should have done this over the winter break. But really, I wasn’t kidding when I said I needed a real, extended break from the 7-day-a-week, 14-hour-a-day work schedule. Nor was I kidding about bringing a halt to the unpaid labor. It’s taken almost the entire month to unwind and get back to feeling more or less normal. I could do with another two to four weeks away from the grind, to tell the truth. Next summer, maybe.

So, nothing much of import here, except for the ongoing buzz over the Tucson shootings

Turns out the deranged perpetrator had been arrested for drug use, apparently had contact with the police more than once, evinced symptoms of madness at not one but two institutions of our fine education system…and still he could freely walk into Sportsman’s Warehouse and buy a 9-mm semiautomatic pistol. Nothing like your handy-dandy Glock for picking off doves, eh?

And of course, since Arizona has done away with all concealed-carry regulation, he could have walked through the Safeway with the thing tucked into his belt. Because in Arizona it’s perfectly legal to carry a concealed weapon in your vehicle, after he was stopped for running a red light on the day of the shooting, he just went on about his murderous business.

What a place!

A new set of crazies is set to descend on us, and they are SO wacked that the viciousness has even penetrated our thick-skulled legislators’ notice. A bunch of nut cases from Kansas’s Westboro Baptist Church (“church”!) announced their plan to raise hell at the funeral of the nine-year-old girl who was assassinated. They’ve already circulated hate material to the effect that Catholicism is not a real religion, that the ceremony is devil-worship, and on and on, and they’ve made known their intention to yell this hateful garbage at the grieving family and friends burying their child. The legislature promptly passed a measure blocking protesters from approaching funerals any closer than 300 feet. But 300 feet is within yelling distance. At any rate, it was a positive sign, to see Arizona’s legislators make a move in the direction of common decency.

Let’s hope they hold that thought.

Images:

Frost on a Nettle (Netherlands). Vincent van Zeijst. Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.

Johann Sebastian Bach im Alter von 61 Jahren. Elias Gottlob Haussmann. Public domain.
Broom, Sponge, and Towel. Chuck Marean. Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.
Compact Glock 19 in 9x19mm Parabellum. Vladimir Dudak. Released under the GNU Free Documentation license.
Førde kyrkje ein kald vinterdag, 2000. Roy Henning Helle. Public Domain