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Eine Kleine Estate Planning

Update: Bear in mind that much of what follows applies specifically in the state of Arizona. Each state has its own laws and regulations about the way property is held by more than one person, wills, and how heirs and appointed representatives can access, manage, and dispose of a deceased person’s property. You should check with a lawyer in your state to learn the best ways to pass down real estate and financial assets and how to make your wishes apply when you’re incapacitated.

So, when my lawyer and beloved tax preparer announced that she’s retiring, it crossed my mind that it’s been quite some time since my will was redone. It sets up a trust that expires when my son turns 21…and he’s now almost 35.

This morning I met with a Scottsdale lawyer and learned a number of interesting things. My vast financial holdings, of course, are so…uhm, less than infinite that they’re not very complicated. The main things I learned are these:

1. When a house is held in joint tenancy and one person dies, the other person gets title to the property without having to pay taxes or jump through probate hoops.

For reasons unknown to me, M’hijito and I are tenants-in-common on the downtown house. That entails a little more complication after the demise of one person. I don’t remember why we elected to do that…there may have been a reason. But since that house is going to have to be dealt with sooner than later, I expect the reason is moot.

2. When you own a house free and clear and there’s a single person you’d like to have inherit it, you should designate that person as the beneficiary for the house. Then he or she gets it without paying taxes on it and without hoop-jumping.

3. Same is true with bank accounts. If the heir is designated your beneficiary in the bank or credit union’s records, all the person needs is a death certificate to get access to the funds.

4. And you should also designate a beneficiary to your 401(k), 402(b), IRA, and mutual funds. Similarly, this avoids probate and gives the person immediate access to those funds that aren’t tax-deferred.

5. You now not only need a medical power of attorney to go with your living will, you need a mental health power of attorney. This allows your designee to get mental health care for you should you suffer dementia to the point where you need hospitalization.

6. Of course, you still need a durable power of attorney to permit your designee to pay your bills and otherwise deal with financial matters when you’re incapacitated.

7. If you haven’t updated your medical and durable powers of attorney recently, you need to do so ASAP. Recently the laws were changed so that some specific paragraphs need to be set out and initialed to make these instruments do what they’re intended to do.

8. When you owe on a mortgage, it’s a good idea to have a term life insurance policy that will provide the heir with enough to cover the cost of the mortgage. In M’hijito’s case, it’s de rigueur, since most of my funds are now in tax-deferred instruments, and he would lose about half the money to taxes if he had to withdraw enough from my IRAs to make payments. Besides, I want him to be able to keep the IRA funds until he reaches retirement age, since it’s very unlikely Social Security will be available for him.

She urged me, however, to talk with a real estate lawyer before taking out an insurance policy to cover the upside-down mortgage on the downtown house. Since I won’t be able to work much longer—certainly not at the pace I’m doing now—it  may be in our best interest to consider a strategic default now, not later.

{sigh} Really, I don’t want to have to default. But neither do I want my son to be left holding the bag, which is where he’s going to be after I die, unless the credit union agrees to drop the principal to something near what the house is really worth. Even if he collects enough insurance to pay off the mortgage, all that means is he has to throw $210,000 of insurance money down the toilet. Better that than that he should be shackled to unaffordable payments that are also flowing into the same black hole. But neither option is good: they both amount to financial self-immolation.

Wow. What a world! Ten years ago, if you’d said I would ever seriously think about walking away from a debt, I would have said you were nuts. Now it seems like it’s nuts not to seriously think about it. Who would ever have imagined such a thing would come to pass?

Social Security Outcome: Positive!

Well! So I march up to the North Phoenix Social Security office just as they’re opening the doors. The place is mobbed—turns out every holiday creates a backlog the following Monday morning.

Wait about half an hour for my number to be called. Present the mystifying letter to the highly professional youngish woman behind the window.

And lo!

The number in the letter does not represent a gross payment (as in previous correspondence). It’s a net payment! So the $1021.70 “regular monthly payment” represents a $64 increase, not a $236 cut in pay.

That’s if we believe this particular representative, something experience suggests is an iffy proposition. She says my gross benefit has increased to something over $1,300. Why? Because of the $14,400 I’ve earned this year!

Apparently if you keep working and keep paying FICA after you’ve claimed Social Security, they adjust your benefits upward for as long as you continue to earn.

If this is true, it’s good news. It should cover inflation in 2011—Social Security recipients again will not get a cost of living increase, because of course we all know that the costs of groceries and gasoline and utilities haven’t increased over the past year and surely won’t go up next year.

However, I’ll believe it when I see the money in the bank. It strikes me as way too good to be true.

Jousting with the Bureaucrats…Again!

In an hour and a half, it’s off to the Social Security office to do battle with the bureaucracy again. I’m going to try to be there when the door opens.

Apparently they’re cutting my benefit by something over $235 a month. The reason? I earned more than they thought so they’re raising my benefit.

Huh? you ask.

Yeah, that’s exactly what I thought.

Friday afternoon, this amazing communication arrived by snail-mail:

We checked our records to seer if any changes in your benefits are necessary.

We are increasing your benefit amount to give you credit for additional earnings which were not included when we figured your benefit before.

What We Will Pay and When

You will receive a payment on or about December 8, 2010 for $1,442.40. This payment includes both your new regular monthly benefit and benefits due from January 2010, the month of the increase, through November 2010.

After that you will receive your regular monthly payment of $1,021.70.

WTF?!?? My regular benefit is and has been, since the start, $1,257.50. The “new” monthly payment with its “increase” is a $236 cut in pay!

Looking back over the correspondence I’ve received from the Social Security Administration over the past year, I see that at one point they decided my benefit was $1068.40. I must not have noticed that; otherwise I would’ve had a shitfit at that point…more likely, I imagined that was the net amount. The fact is, though, the figures in these memos are always gross amounts, way, way, way off from what really lands in your bank account. At any rate, that figure never materialized: the gross payment has always been $1,257, and that’s the amount they took away from me for the crime of earning such a vast amount in part-time adjunct teaching that I owed $340 in extra taxes.

Evidently, the SSA can at any moment decide to change your benefit amount, and evidently whatever they’ve been doing based on whatever they figured sometime in the past is moot.

Isn’t it interesting how they invariably send these damn things so they appear in your mailbox on a Friday afternoon after their offices are closed? Then you get to stew about it over the weekend.

In fact, this meant I got to work over the weekend, instead of having time to myself as planned. A raft of student papers was due at 11:59 last night. Spending half the day at the SS office will mean I won’t have enough time to read an entire batch of papers today, unless I work until midnight. So, to stave off a half-overnighter, I spent Sunday afternoon reading the papers that came in early. Fortunately, that included about half of them, so there should only be about three or four hours of work to do today.

But that was not what I wanted to do with Sunday afternoon.

A Handmade Christmas Present: Bath Powder

Have you noticed how difficult it’s getting to buy scented bath powder? Drugstores have about stopped carrying it—probably because talc is now believed to cause respiratory problems and even cancer. You can still buy it at a department store, but a brand like Guerlain or Lanvin charges sixty bucks for a box of it!

After I decided to move up from bluejeans last spring, I was reminded of why one wants bath powder: it’s mighty uncomfortable to walk around in a skirt on a hot, sweaty day. Baby powder works OK, but between you and me, I don’t want to go around smelling like the changing table.

Making your own bath powder is easy and cheap. Take a look at the ingredients on a can of Johnson’s baby powder: it’s mostly cornstarch!

You can use 100 percent cornstarch, creating a soft, soothing powder that absorbs moisture and adds no extraneous perfumes. If you’d like a deodorant effect, you can add baking soda; the proportion is one part baking soda to three parts cornstarch. Some people add rice flour, but this is difficult to find and unnecessary.

To add scent, simply spritz a cotton ball with your favorite perfume or scent it with some vanilla or an essential oil. Let the cotton ball get dry, and then toss it into a Ziplock bag with the unscented powder. Shake well. Leave the scented cotton in with the powder for about three days, shaking once a day…and voilà! Bath powder in your favorite scent! After the powder has absorbed enough scent, remove the cotton ball.

Get a pretty shaker can or jar to present it to a loved one for Christmas. For myself, I just keep it in a convenient container. A small jar with holes punched in the lid works well.

To gild the lily, you can easily make a powder puff. All you need is some fleece or other fuzzy textured fabric, some satin or brightly colored fabric, a short length of ribbon, and a little batting. Cut a circle out of each fabric, so you have two identically sized circles about six inches in diameter. Take a piece of ribbon and cut off a six-inch long piece.

Place the fabric circles together face to face with the ribbon sandwiched between them. The ribbon can go across the diameter or be laid diagonally across the circle. Stitch around the perimeter, leaving an inch or so open. Turn the resulting powder-puff casing inside out, so the right faces and the ribbon are on the outside. Stuff the casing with cotton or synthetic batting and then stitch the opening closed.

If you don’t want to go to that much trouble, you can buy a less fancy powder puff for around $2.00.

Many people believe that cornstarch “feeds” fungi and therefore should not be used if you’re prone to yeast infections or on a baby’s diaper rash. Recent studies, however, show that this is untrue—cornstarch does not aggravate yeast infections. Indeed, at least one cream designed for diaper rash is full of cornstarch. For other reasons, I would not put any perfumed powder on intimate places. And if Baby has a diaper rash, it should be treated with a cream or ointment for the purpose. Diaper rash or a yeast infection that goes untreated will get worse, whether or not you apply powder to the affected area.

When you go to buy cornstarch, read the ingredients. Clabber Girl contains added calcium. I bought Argo because it’s 100 percent cornstarch with no adulterants.

Amazon Prime: Worth the Cost?

Just signed up for a month’s free trial of Amazon’s “Prime” membership program. Why not? A month of free shipping at Christmastime: hard to resist!

Do you think Amazon Prime is worth the annual membership fee of around $80 over the long haul? Hereabouts, sales taxes are now 9.7% and probably rising. With free shipping plus prices that often beat brick-and-mortar retailers, a savings of almost 10% on each purchase is significant.

Or is it? To break even on that $80 purchase, you’d have to buy almost $850 worth of goods every year. How many people have $850 worth of stuff shipped to their house?

Seems to me there are three hidden costs with Amazon Prime:

1. that $850 threshold you’d have to pass to pay for the $80 membership fee;

2. the severe temptation to pounce on every “bargain” that comes along, leading you to buy a lot of junk you don’t need; and

3. the enormous harm done to local merchants by just such massive mega-retailers as Amazon.

For many of us, the third isn’t very operative. The Phoenix area, which has cloned Los Angeles’s sprawl and embraced every soulless scheme of Big Business that ever came down the pike, is hardly what you’d call heavy on local merchants. I buy most of my groceries at Costco and Safeway. The few farmer’s markets feature more craft vendors than produce and meat growers, and they take place at inconvenient times, in inconvenient locales.  My clothing comes from Costco or the only two chains that carry outfits that aren’t too ugly on an old lady, and my electronics by and large come from Apple or the roundly hated Fry’s. No one who lives here has many choices: the malls host nothing but chain stores, and local enterprises are few and very far between. Amazon is not about to make me quit shopping at only local merchant I frequent, AJ’s.

But if you lived in a real city or in a small town with character, it could pose a problem.

The second, junkomania…well. That’s another matter.

I want this thing this thing, for example. Oboy do I want to try one of those! It’s called a “Ruby Stone,” and women all over the Web rave about it. Came across it on another site where a bunch of manicurists and their customers were doing some sort of dance to spring over it and decided it’s THE substitute for expensive pink emery boards whose sandpaper wears right off by the third use. I have a couple of glass nail files which work well and don’t wear out readily. But these women say the Ruby Stone is even better. It only costs $1.84, meaning that the cost of shipping, if you’re paying it, would about quadruple the price. So: free shipping? Junk acquisition!

But for just a dollar eighty-four…who could resist?

On the other hand, after I’ve paid the $1.84 plus $0 shipping, I’ll still have $848.16 to go before the free shipping pays for the membership cost.

Because Amazon plies you with “Today’s Deals” (OMG!! A large Moleskine ruled notebook for only $8.02!), you could very well rack up another $848.16 in a year’s time.

But…do you want to? do you need to?

How do I love it? Let me count the ways...

Shop local and get a $25 AMEX kickback

One of my colleagues sends this intelligence:

If you have an American Express card, go to this site to register the card. Then on Saturday go buy something from a local small business and get a $25 credit. More information about this campaign and its tie-in to Facebook appears here.