Sorry, folks: I’m sick. Back tomorrow…i hope!
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LOL! Georgie, we’ll miss ya!
Did you hear our soon-to-be-former President’s farewell press conference? I thought the high point came when he remarked that the press had “misunderestimated” him. {snark!} The man just can’t leave bad enough alone.
Another excellent moment arrived when he observed that he came into the presidency in a recession and is leaving it in a recession, but in between (like, oh, say the proverbial night bird flying through windows of the lighted beer hall) the economy has thrived. I will refrain from exclaiming Jesus H. Christ. Well, no. I won’t. As I recall, the country had no deficit (in fact, we had a budget surplus) when the Shrub took office, nor was anyone speculating about the onset of a second Great Depression.
What a moron. What a shameful episode in our country’s history. Heaven help us all now.
Can’t sell the house? Try swapping
One of the local television PlayNooz programs claims that some people have taken to trading houses when they couldn’t sell them—no indication of whether these prospective traders are having any luck at the enterprise, though.
It’s an interesting idea. A year and a half ago, CNN reported that some homebuilders were taking old houses in trade for new ones. Not everybody wants to live in a cheaply built house in the remote and treeless suburbs, but if you do, trading could be a way to get there.
It appears that the most likely use of this strategy is to get yourself from one city to another. Few people would trade a $300,000 house for another $300,000 house in the same city, unless the city is so huge that there’s some value for each party in moving closer to their places of work. Exactly how this would work for the mortgage holders is somewhat fuzzy. Apparently each “buyer” gets a new mortgage and uses it to pay off the existing mortgage. Nice trick if you can do it, in the present lending environment. Both traders would need sterling credit and a long track record of paying on time.
Several sites are in the business of helping would-be house traders get in touch with each other. Check these out:
Craig’s List has a house swapping category. Some of these are vacation or short-term swaps; some are efforts to make a permanent trade. The one here in Phoenix looks pretty active: a lot of the offers are local, but some are coming in from all over the country. Check the site in your area—look under “Housing Swap.”
OnlineTrading.com charges $19 for the privilege of using its site. Turn off your sound before hitting this site: they have a particularly grating ad that starts blatting at you the instant you get there. The site called House4Trade.com is actually a front for OnlineTrading.com; with that sort of oiliness going on, I’d be careful of this outfit.
RealEstateExchange.com appears to be a separate entity. They’re advertising trades of commercial as well as real estate properties. This site has quite a lot of information posted, and its proprietors say they actively pursue scammers.
If you decide to go this route, you probably should consult a real estate lawyer to be sure the contracts are written correctly and your interests are protected. If you can find a Realtor who is experienced in trading property, that also would be advisable, though I have no idea where you would find such a person.
Taxes! PeopleSoft! Garrrrhhhhh!
Is there a way to express my hatred for my honored government’s tax system?
Just ran a Quicken report for my tax lawyer. Haven’t printed it out…I don’t even want to know how many pages it will generate. There’s probably not enough paper in the house to print the damn thing. I’ll have to hire an elephant and a mahout to deliver it across town.
Because of PeopleSoft’s proven unreliability—and because I’m pretty sure they got last year’s W-2 wrong—for the first time I’ve broken out all the details of my paycheck as a split entry under each salary deposit. I wanted a record that I could compare with the figures that appear on this year’s W-2. The result is a mosaic of new entries, some under income and some under expenses, an awe-inspiring mess. Many of these entries are directly deductible from my salary. Because my gross (instead of net, as in the past) salary appears under “income” and because Quicken categorizes refunds, reimbursements, the IRA withdrawals that immediately were reinvested (and so are a wash, tax-wise), and all sorts of other little bits of b.s. as “income,” this report makes it look like I earned almost $100,000 this year. Which, oohhhh believe me, I most decidedly did NOT.
To arrive at the real, piddling income, you have to jump through hoop after hoop after hoop after hoop. Nightmarish.
Why do we have to do this? Is there really some reason that every American, no matter how diddly his or her income, has to go through all the nonsense inflicted on our tax code to accommodate the very wealthy?
Maybe the Republicans had it right: just excuse rich people from paying taxes. If the wealthy few who could afford to hire lobbyists to instill these absurd complications in our tax law didn’t have to pay taxes, then the tax laws could be simplified and the rest of us would have a great deal easier time of it.
Let’s just give the obscenely wealthy a state—how about North Dakota? They can live there with no government and no taxes, they being, after all, wealthy enough to build their own private roads, airports, schools, and the like. Then the rest of us can go on about our business. Once you have a net worth of, say, $50 million, off you go to your mansion in North Dakota. And good-bye to all that.
Not bankrupt after all?
Despite the extreme market volatility and the various grim economic prognoses, so far my December investment statements come bearing news nowhere near as hideous as expected.
My big IRA went up by $2,000 last month. The Vanguard funds rose $5,000 in December. TIAA-CREF, in the past highly sensitive to recession, went up $40 over the past quarter. I haven’t received the quarterly report for the Fidelity funds in my 403(b), but the same guys who run my IRA and advised me how to invest in Vanguard also told me what to do with my contributions to Fidelity, and so I’m hoping that statement will show about the same results.
Though I’m certainly not getting rich here (or even keeping up with inflation), at least I’m not losing money. Given the situation, that’s pretty good.
Interesting what these guys have invested in. Hmmm…they’ve stashed a fair amount in cash: 45 grand in the money market, another ten grand in cash reserves. But we remain invested in American Express, Bank of America, Berkshire Hathaway, Caterpillar (need lots of tractors, presumably, in Iraq and Afghanistan)…ConocoPhillips, Exxon Mobil, Occidental Petroleum (they like oil)…General Electric (they like energy overall). And get this: they like junk food: McDonald’s, Yum Brands.
Awww…lookit this photo: junk food is good for young love! Doesn’t that warm the cockles of your capitalist heart?
They’ve dumped some stuff…Seagate gone. Actually, they’ve dumped a lot of stuff: this statement is signficantly shorter than it has been in the past. Fewer stocks, more mutual funds. And I’ve never seen them move so much into cash holdings.
Well, my shirt may be slightly frayed, but at least I still have a shirt. This is not the time that I would like to retire, perforce by layoff. However, if it happens, apparently I won’t starve.
Flummoxed!
For quite a long time, I’ve wanted to buy a three-speed or ten-speed bicycle. I have a coaster, but it’s no use for what I want to do: take long rides along the canal. Salt River Project has built a long, narrow park along the Arizona canal, with underpasses running under the main drags so people can go for mile after mile after mile safely. I live within walking distance of this convenient source of exercise and sightseeing entertainment. While I really do need the exercise, hauling my heavy coaster up from the bottom of those underpasses is not quite what I have in mind. I have to get off my bike and walk it out of the underground tunnels, a major pain in the tuchus. I love bicycling, though, and have thought that if I had a bike with gears, I could use it every day or two to get out of the house and also get some good exercise.
Wrong.
Yesterday I paid a visit to the bicycle store that, in years past, has sold me other bikes. Prices for multispeed bicycles range from $450 to $700!!! An ordinary cruiser with no gears and pedal brakes costs $350. Three-speed bikes cost more than 24-speed numbers. I don’t want 24 speeds—I’d never be able to figure out how to operate such an array.
I looked on Craig’s List and found the prices comparable for anything that appeared to be in decent condition. The rate of bicycle theft around here is phenomenal—at one point, a ring used to go onto college campuses in trucks and take bolt-cutters to the locks and just load the things up. So I’m kind of afraid to buy one second-hand, for fear of getting stolen property. Besides, the newer bikes are so involved and complicated, I would have no way of knowing what I was getting or if anything was wrong with it.
How disappointing. I guess I won’t be losing any weight that way. {sigh} It was probably a bad idea, anyway. What on earth would I do if I blew a tire ten miles from home? I wouldn’t have a clue how to fix it, and I sure don’t want to have to push a bike eight or ten miles.
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