Lordie! Ruby and I, winding up this evening’s dog-and-human walk, shoot up the street, across the yard, and into the house, cop copters hot on our tail. Dunno what’s goin’ on out there, but whatever it is, it’s got the cops all riled up.
Dart in the house. Check the exterior doors:
Front door:
Screen door secured.
Heavy interior door locked, with deadbolt.
Side door:
Screen door flimsily locked
Sliding glass door securely locked (we hope)
Back door:
Screen door securely locked
Interior door securely locked.
Butcher knife in hand
Dog door(s)
Interior and exterior doors secured
Doors hidden behind outdoor chairs
Bedroom door
Securely locked
Dog on full alert
Human on full alert
Dog & human climb onto bed to sorta relax
Cop helicopter flies off
What
A
Goddamn
Place
Does start to make Sun City look good, hm?
Well. Actually, no. IMHO nothing makes Sun City look good. BUT….it does make Fountain Hills look good. It makes Moon Valley look sorta good. It makes the Biltmore district look real good, if only one had a few million bucks to drop on real estate.
Why, again, are we still bere????
S